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Old 02-15-2008, 11:46 PM   #1
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Oh God the temptation

I'm in a bit of a pickle. My apartmentmate and friend invited his sister and two girl cousins to stay two nights in our apartment. They are all high school seniors, but I doubt they are legal. They are here to tour the university for the weekend.

Granted, the closest parent is 300 miles away. I am a bit uneasy. Not that spending the night with a girl is anything new, but other times I was spending it at the girl's parents house. They aren't hot, but they are doable. A bit raunchy and untraditional.

Have I been handed the golden opportunity *goes and buys condoms* or do I respect the decision of the mother of my friend? I've got 500+ml of Jack Daniels. I think I am going to go get drunk.
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Old 02-16-2008, 12:10 AM   #2
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First, consider the fact that they will or will not actually WANT to fuck.
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high school girls are horny
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you not hot enough
to get any of them =/
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I can get pictures for proof, but they are having a pillow fight.
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I can get pictures for proof, but they are having a pillow fight.
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Old 02-16-2008, 12:34 AM   #8
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pillow fight? kinky! lmao,well do as you wish my friend. up to you it is
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Old 02-16-2008, 12:44 AM   #9
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Wut? Wait, how are you in a pickle? Assuming these girls aren't epicly harpoon worthy, you've got zero chance with them. So you just having trouble deciding what hentai you're going to fap to or some shit? I'm confused. = /
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Wut? Wait, how are you in a pickle? Assuming these girls aren't epicly harpoon worthy, you've got zero chance with them. So you just having trouble deciding what hentai you're going to fap to or some shit? I'm confused. = /
Trolling me again, friend?
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Old 02-16-2008, 01:32 AM   #11
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No, good sir. Just responding to the main topic of the thread. : )
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Old 02-16-2008, 01:38 AM   #12
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Good for you...? >.>
It doesn't impress me much that you're getting a bunch of seniors drunk in hopes of scoring. But people do stuff like that all the time, so....

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And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do
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If you're even considering getting them drunk in hopes of ending your virginity, then you sir are the douche bag that I've always thought you were, except now theres concrete proof of said douche baggery.

Do what Miburo said, go do your business while watching hentai and spare those poor girls from being scarred for life.
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If you're even considering getting them drunk in hopes of ending your virginity, then you sir are the douche bag that I've always thought you were, except now theres concrete proof of said douche baggery.

Do what Miburo said, go do your business while watching hentai and spare those poor girls from being scarred for life.
hey, he never said he would let them know in the morning
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Good for you...? >.>
It doesn't impress me much that you're getting a bunch of seniors drunk in hopes of scoring. But people do stuff like that all the time, so....

/leaves.
ouch... nicely said my friend.same goes for you shino
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If you're even considering getting them drunk in hopes of ending your virginity, then you sir are the douche bag that I've always thought you were, except now theres concrete proof of said douche baggery.
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