I promised you lulz.

Jaxon · 10-22-2008, 10:03 PM

And now upon my manly return, I shall deliver.

As you, being members of this forum, are aware, there is a member here who goes by the alias "Freshgrease". And like the rest of us, his activities on the internet are not consigned to this particular corner of the Internet, indeed, not just this particular forum. I came across this forum while innocently searching "Narutolounge.com" in Google. Delving in, I was disturbed, and at the same time, highly amused by what I found, posted by a certain member of that forum known as "Freshgrease", back in 2005, the year I joined Narutolounge.

Bear the following quotes from FG in mind:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

I just don't have a sexual drive, or at least one that puts fucking on the top of my list.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OG

so he's saying...fg should get some...toys <.<

Quote:

Originally Posted by FG

EDIT: OG - Ew....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Quoted for future reference.

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Here are a selection of this "Freshgrease"'s posts.

O RLY FRESHGREASE?

Jaxon · 10-22-2008, 10:04 PM

The case for the prosecution rests.

Click the post pictures to enlarge and read.

RNB · 10-22-2008, 10:07 PM

I am pretty sure FG said that a couple of days ago...LOL

uchiha-anwar · 10-22-2008, 10:21 PM

ok..1st of all..welcome back jax.

2nd..HOLY SHIT..WHAT HAVE U FOUND.....ROFL.
my heart almost stoped from laughing at the 1st quote..and the last.

EDIT:OMG..i didn't notic the spoiler from the 1st look...LMAOOOOOOO!!!
thats some funny shit man.

**Ninja48** · 10-22-2008, 10:33 PM

Jesus Christ almighty.

balmung5000 · 10-22-2008, 10:39 PM

best thread ever

**Tsuna** · 10-22-2008, 10:47 PM

.......................

Whoa.

***Shino*** · 10-22-2008, 10:58 PM

I think he's already tried a vibrator. Around the time of those posts, we had a hidden 18+ section, where he had detailed instructions on how to make a vibrator out of a PS2 controller. By detailed, I mean he told us how he made one.

balmung5000 · 10-22-2008, 11:10 PM

i bet you saved the post shino =)

**Ninja48** · 10-22-2008, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shino

I think he's already tried a vibrator. Around the time of those posts, we had a hidden 18+ section, where he had detailed instructions on how to make a vibrator out of a PS2 controller. By detailed, I mean he told us how he made one.

He shi wsah ,wha the he what.

Sevi · 10-22-2008, 11:18 PM

Lol @ Bal, the never resting opportunist :]

Also: Welcome Back, Jaxon
And what an epic entrance this is.

Trey · 10-22-2008, 11:21 PM

Weird shit, indeed.

***Shino*** · 10-22-2008, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

i bet you saved the post shino =)

Nah, I didn't. I only remember it because it was some fucked up shit and that post Jaxon found about FG talking about vibrators made me think of it.

balmung5000 · 10-22-2008, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shino

Nah, I didn't. I only remember it because it was some fucked up shit and that post Jaxon found about FG talking about vibrators made me think of it and touch myself.

wooh dude
keep that to yourelf

10-22-2008, 11:51 PM

This is easily THE GREATEST THREAD EVER POASTED ON THIS FORUM!

Holy shit, there's this wet, water-like substance coming out of my eyes due to laughing so hard.

A plunger? What the fuck, FG? Seriously, what the fuck?

Also, the thing he says about having a disgusting funk belly button on that forum is pretty lulzy too. Doesn't beat toying in the butt, but I still lol'd.

10-22-2008, 10:04 PM	#2
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,494 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. The case for the prosecution rests. Click the post pictures to enlarge and read. Last edited by Jaxon; 10-22-2008 at 10:07 PM.

10-22-2008, 10:07 PM	#3
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. I am pretty sure FG said that a couple of days ago...LOL __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

10-22-2008, 10:21 PM	#4
uchiha-anwar Missing-Nin Join Date: May 2008 Age: 26 Posts: 641 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. ok..1st of all..welcome back jax. 2nd..HOLY SHIT..WHAT HAVE U FOUND.....ROFL. my heart almost stoped from laughing at the 1st quote..and the last. EDIT:OMG..i didn't notic the spoiler from the 1st look...LMAOOOOOOO!!! thats some funny shit man. Last edited by uchiha-anwar; 10-22-2008 at 10:25 PM.

10-22-2008, 10:33 PM	#5
Ninja48 48 Cypherin' Ninjas Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 305 Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 182 Thanked 644 Times in 257 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. Jesus Christ almighty. __________________

10-22-2008, 10:39 PM	#6
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. best thread ever

10-22-2008, 10:47 PM	#7
Tsuna ♪S♥NE~소녀시대♪♪ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 193 Thanked 2,472 Times in 1,140 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. ....................... Whoa.

10-22-2008, 10:58 PM	#8
*Shino* I'm so happy because today I found my friends- they're in my head Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Age: 27 Posts: 3,169 Thanks: 9 Thanked 572 Times in 172 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. I think he's already tried a vibrator. Around the time of those posts, we had a hidden 18+ section, where he had detailed instructions on how to make a vibrator out of a PS2 controller. By detailed, I mean he told us how he made one. __________________ Gamertag: ShinoNC

10-22-2008, 11:10 PM	#9
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. i bet you saved the post shino =)

10-22-2008, 11:18 PM	#11
Sevi Toothpick Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Here and there. Age: 19 Posts: 553 Thanks: 407 Thanked 60 Times in 26 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. Lol @ Bal, the never resting opportunist :] Also: Welcome Back, Jaxon And what an epic entrance this is.

10-22-2008, 11:21 PM	#12
Trey Legendary Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,251 Thanks: 139 Thanked 538 Times in 300 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. Weird shit, indeed.

10-22-2008, 11:51 PM	#15
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I promised you lulz. This is easily THE GREATEST THREAD EVER POASTED ON THIS FORUM! Holy shit, there's this wet, water-like substance coming out of my eyes due to laughing so hard. A plunger? What the fuck, FG? Seriously, what the fuck? Also, the thing he says about having a disgusting funk belly button on that forum is pretty lulzy too. Doesn't beat toying in the butt, but I still lol'd.

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