I promised you lulz. - Page 7

10-24-2008, 01:32 AM

Okay. But, like, were you expecting people to be like "Sweet massager, dude!" Or did you realize that it would produce less than flattering results going in? Just curious.

OG · 10-24-2008, 01:38 AM

muro - i haz none lol

all i got is some fucked up shyte stories <.<
//^ meanin no kinky ones XD

Freshgrease · 10-24-2008, 01:40 AM

Well, I found out that the vibration caused by the motor to be too strong for the glass test tube. After a bit it shattered in my hand. I guess, knowing the electrical engineering knowledge I know now, I should have added a potentiometer knob to limit the voltage going to the motor.

I actually don't know what I was thinking back then when I posted it. To tell you the truth, the section was 18+ and I was in my early 17th year of life. Shino even tried to verify my age. I scanned in a copy of my drivers license, photoshopped the "7" in 1987 to "6" (making me one year older), cut out the name/numbers/address, and posted that shit to him. Even had my pic. Yeah I got flack for it being a mod who could see it, and everybody thought I was underage. Shino was fooled, I kept my job, and the retarded porn section was still open to me.

EDIT: Wait..."retarded porn section: just sounds wrong. I mean to demean the porn section rather than accuse it to be a section full of retard porn.

**Ninja48** · 10-24-2008, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG

if you know where the male gspot is you other guys might think about it too lol >.>
//just sayin

also i bet some of you have done some things you fear to even mention and its not even this "bad" so some people need to STFU with their "LOLCATZSOMGICANTBELIEVEITSNOTBUTTER " shyte

props to FG for not being a runna

Man OG. How come you gotta be the one person that's like "oh it's not that bad." Like, the nonconformist. That's usually Trey's job.

It is fucking notable, surprising (well, alarming more like), hilarious, etc. It's undeniable. I mean, a PLUNGER for gods sake. God damn. Yeah, we all masturbate. But not in our ass, let alone large objects, let alone PLUNGERS.

But really FG. I actually have to give you props for knowing enough SCIENCE to make something useful to yourself like, improvised. That's actually kind of cool. Despite the. You know. It's only cool probably because I almost know what you mean about lowering the voltage and shit because of my knowledge of PHYSICS.

OG · 10-24-2008, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja48

Man OG. How come you gotta be the one person that's like "oh it's not that bad." Like, the nonconformist. That's usually Trey's job.

It is fucking notable, surprising (well, alarming more like), hilarious, etc. It's undeniable. I mean, a PLUNGER for gods sake. God damn. Yeah, we all masturbate. But not in our ass, let alone large objects, let alone PLUNGERS.

cause i seen efukt shyte <.<

muro knows what kinda fucked up shyte's on that site

//anyone that tries to google that, be warned lol XD

**Ninja48** · 10-24-2008, 01:58 AM

Yeah I knew about efukt before you linked it here on NL. My friend showed me a video of some chick doing it anal, but her ass... falls out during. It was pretty funny.

BUT ANYWAY. I would say fat guy masturbating with plunger might be efukt material. Really.

OG · 10-24-2008, 01:59 AM

i think it would qualify as much as guys sucking on their own shyte <.<

//yup, vids like that exist on thar, i LOL at it XD

Freshgrease · 10-24-2008, 02:01 AM

N48 - What part of a plunger are you thinking of? Im not talking about the business end XD. Jesus. The handle was a thin (1/4" or less in diameter across)/smooth glossy handle. To be honest, compared to the large shits I take, I felt nothing.

Now get off the topic. Your interest in the act itself is disturbing. You keep rambling on about HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?. I hope you aren't imagining it.

**Ninja48** · 10-24-2008, 02:07 AM

The obvious end. That's a tiny fucking plunger. Where did I question the possibility? Dude. I'm obviously only trying to support the idea of why this is hilarious and not just "oh well whatever dont pick on him everyone has their secrets." Nothing to do with liking it in the slightest, nothing even implies it. Good old illogical FG. If you want me to fantasize about you, just say so. The insult goes both ways.

I can't believe you'd even try to knock me anyway, seeing as I actually gave you props for knowledge of electrical engineering (for something as gay as an ass vibrator no less).

10-24-2008, 02:27 AM

"Compared to the large shits I take, a plunger handle to that ass was no big thing."

Oh man, this thread is so awesome.

10-24-2008, 02:49 AM

Also, I just drew this because I'm awesome at drawing shit. Fuck yeah!

Freshgrease · 10-24-2008, 02:56 AM

/facepalm.

You're doing it wrong. My ankle isn't broken and twisted.

OG · 10-24-2008, 02:58 AM

boobs and belly button looks like a face together lol XD

10-24-2008, 02:58 AM

It's hard to draw fat people ankles. = (

Freshgrease · 10-24-2008, 03:03 AM

I'll give you props for trying.

10-24-2008, 01:32 AM	#91
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I promised you lulz. Okay. But, like, were you expecting people to be like "Sweet massager, dude!" Or did you realize that it would produce less than flattering results going in? Just curious.

10-24-2008, 01:38 AM	#92
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,188 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. muro - i haz none lol all i got is some fucked up shyte stories <.< //^ meanin no kinky ones XD __________________

10-24-2008, 01:40 AM	#93
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. Well, I found out that the vibration caused by the motor to be too strong for the glass test tube. After a bit it shattered in my hand. I guess, knowing the electrical engineering knowledge I know now, I should have added a potentiometer knob to limit the voltage going to the motor. I actually don't know what I was thinking back then when I posted it. To tell you the truth, the section was 18+ and I was in my early 17th year of life. Shino even tried to verify my age. I scanned in a copy of my drivers license, photoshopped the "7" in 1987 to "6" (making me one year older), cut out the name/numbers/address, and posted that shit to him. Even had my pic. Yeah I got flack for it being a mod who could see it, and everybody thought I was underage. Shino was fooled, I kept my job, and the retarded porn section was still open to me. EDIT: Wait..."retarded porn section: just sounds wrong. I mean to demean the porn section rather than accuse it to be a section full of retard porn. Last edited by Freshgrease; 10-24-2008 at 01:42 AM.

10-24-2008, 01:58 AM	#96
Ninja48 48 Cypherin' Ninjas Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 305 Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 182 Thanked 644 Times in 257 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. Yeah I knew about efukt before you linked it here on NL. My friend showed me a video of some chick doing it anal, but her ass... falls out during. It was pretty funny. BUT ANYWAY. I would say fat guy masturbating with plunger might be efukt material. Really. __________________

10-24-2008, 01:59 AM	#97
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,188 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. i think it would qualify as much as guys sucking on their own shyte <.< //yup, vids like that exist on thar, i LOL at it XD __________________

10-24-2008, 02:01 AM	#98
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. N48 - What part of a plunger are you thinking of? Im not talking about the business end XD. Jesus. The handle was a thin (1/4" or less in diameter across)/smooth glossy handle. To be honest, compared to the large shits I take, I felt nothing. Now get off the topic. Your interest in the act itself is disturbing. You keep rambling on about HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?. I hope you aren't imagining it.

10-24-2008, 02:07 AM	#99
Ninja48 48 Cypherin' Ninjas Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 305 Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 182 Thanked 644 Times in 257 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. The obvious end. That's a tiny fucking plunger. Where did I question the possibility? Dude. I'm obviously only trying to support the idea of why this is hilarious and not just "oh well whatever dont pick on him everyone has their secrets." Nothing to do with liking it in the slightest, nothing even implies it. Good old illogical FG. If you want me to fantasize about you, just say so. The insult goes both ways. I can't believe you'd even try to knock me anyway, seeing as I actually gave you props for knowledge of electrical engineering (for something as gay as an ass vibrator no less). __________________

10-24-2008, 02:27 AM	#100
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I promised you lulz. "Compared to the large shits I take, a plunger handle to that ass was no big thing." Oh man, this thread is so awesome.

10-24-2008, 02:49 AM	#101
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I promised you lulz. Also, I just drew this because I'm awesome at drawing shit. Fuck yeah!

10-24-2008, 02:56 AM	#102
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. /facepalm. You're doing it wrong. My ankle isn't broken and twisted.

10-24-2008, 02:58 AM	#103
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,188 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. boobs and belly button looks like a face together lol XD __________________

10-24-2008, 02:58 AM	#104
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I promised you lulz. It's hard to draw fat people ankles. = (

10-24-2008, 03:03 AM	#105
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. I'll give you props for trying.

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