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Old 10-26-2008, 05:54 AM   #1
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what should i do?

My roommate is gay. We were good friends when he told me and I had no problem with it until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him. Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type. Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:30 AM   #2
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Re: what should i do?

" what you need to do is let him fuck you in the ass, because if you're retarded enough to be asking an internet forum for help, then you're certainly retarded enough to enjoy having your anus ripped to shreds "

I was extremely tempted to post that, and that alone. In all seriousness though, you shouldnt be asking "us" for help, consult your family or a friend or a counsellor. Fuck consult the police, because at best you're gonna get extremely apathetic feedback from this part of the internet.

[At worst you'll be trolled to death etc. ]

Either way, good luck with your problem dude.






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Old 10-26-2008, 06:46 AM   #3
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errrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh

dude why are you asking us?

Just kick him out!!! or kill him!!!!

or both!!!

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Give him a blowjob Blake.
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:56 AM   #5
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You stick it in his pooper and you stick it hard. Let him know who the man of the house is.
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:58 AM   #6
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Good advice Artzy and if you don't wanna stick yo shit into his shit just use a toilet plunger apparently it works wonders.
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Old 10-26-2008, 08:43 AM   #7
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Old 10-26-2008, 10:18 AM   #8
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If a plunger don't work, then get a PS2 controller and ask FG for help, apparently he's a wiz when it comes to anal.
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Re: what should i do?

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My roommate is gay. We were good friends when he told me and I had no problem with it until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him. Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type. Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?
You should try more personalized copypasta. And you need to post more.
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Old 10-26-2008, 11:27 AM   #10
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Re: what should i do?

stab him and cut out his dick

then stab his dick in his ass.
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Copypasta isn't funny.
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