what should i do?

Naruto.Haruno · 10-26-2008, 05:54 AM

My roommate is gay. We were good friends when he told me and I had no problem with it until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him. Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type. Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?

Ero · 10-26-2008, 06:30 AM

" what you need to do is let him fuck you in the ass, because if you're retarded enough to be asking an internet forum for help, then you're certainly retarded enough to enjoy having your anus ripped to shreds "

I was extremely tempted to post that, and that alone. In all seriousness though, you shouldnt be asking "us" for help, consult your family or a friend or a counsellor. Fuck consult the police, because at best you're gonna get extremely apathetic feedback from this part of the internet.

[At worst you'll be trolled to death etc. ]

Either way, good luck with your problem dude.

Oh, and just incase this is a troll thread: "Fuck you"

kluang · 10-26-2008, 06:46 AM

errrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh

dude why are you asking us?

Just kick him out!!! or kill him!!!!

or both!!!

Sometimes we have to act first counsel later.

Babyface BK · 10-26-2008, 06:53 AM

Give him a blowjob Blake.

***Demi-God*** · 10-26-2008, 06:56 AM

You stick it in his pooper and you stick it hard. Let him know who the man of the house is.

Babyface BK · 10-26-2008, 06:58 AM

Good advice Artzy and if you don't wanna stick yo shit into his shit just use a toilet plunger apparently it works wonders.

Hokage4354 · 10-26-2008, 08:43 AM

falco pawnch.

EJ · 10-26-2008, 10:18 AM

If a plunger don't work, then get a PS2 controller and ask FG for help, apparently he's a wiz when it comes to anal.

Trey · 10-26-2008, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naruto.Haruno

My roommate is gay. We were good friends when he told me and I had no problem with it until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him. Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type. Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?

You should try more personalized copypasta. And you need to post more.

kluang · 10-26-2008, 11:27 AM

stab him and cut out his dick

then stab his dick in his ass.

DarkAztek · 10-26-2008, 01:50 PM

Copypasta isn't funny.

10-26-2008, 04:09 PM

Neither are any of the other threads surrounding this one, but you didn't close those. = /

10-26-2008, 05:54 AM	#1
Naruto.Haruno Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Age: 22 Posts: 1,090 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	what should i do? My roommate is gay. We were good friends when he told me and I had no problem with it until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him. Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type. Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?

10-26-2008, 06:30 AM	#2
Ero //Sin\\ Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,502 Thanks: 97 Thanked 233 Times in 108 Posts	Re: what should i do? " what you need to do is let him fuck you in the ass, because if you're retarded enough to be asking an internet forum for help, then you're certainly retarded enough to enjoy having your anus ripped to shreds " I was extremely tempted to post that, and that alone. In all seriousness though, you shouldnt be asking "us" for help, consult your family or a friend or a counsellor. Fuck consult the police, because at best you're gonna get extremely apathetic feedback from this part of the internet. [At worst you'll be trolled to death etc. ] Either way, good luck with your problem dude. Oh, and just incase this is a troll thread: "Fuck you"

10-26-2008, 06:46 AM	#3
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,697 Times in 2,110 Posts	Re: what should i do? errrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh dude why are you asking us? Just kick him out!!! or kill him!!!! or both!!! Sometimes we have to act first counsel later. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

10-26-2008, 06:53 AM	#4
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: what should i do? Give him a blowjob Blake. __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

10-26-2008, 06:56 AM	#5
*Demi-God* BEST Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,263 Thanks: 2,822 Thanked 6,878 Times in 2,444 Posts	Re: what should i do? You stick it in his pooper and you stick it hard. Let him know who the man of the house is.

10-26-2008, 06:58 AM	#6
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: what should i do? Good advice Artzy and if you don't wanna stick yo shit into his shit just use a toilet plunger apparently it works wonders. __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

10-26-2008, 08:43 AM	#7
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10-26-2008, 10:18 AM	#8
EJ Reckless Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 407 Age: 20 Posts: 868 Thanks: 18 Thanked 29 Times in 26 Posts	Re: what should i do? If a plunger don't work, then get a PS2 controller and ask FG for help, apparently he's a wiz when it comes to anal.

10-26-2008, 11:27 AM	#10
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,697 Times in 2,110 Posts	Re: what should i do? stab him and cut out his dick then stab his dick in his ass. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

10-26-2008, 01:50 PM	#11
DarkAztek Sand Man Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 30 Posts: 3,324 Thanks: 64 Thanked 583 Times in 190 Posts	Re: what should i do? Copypasta isn't funny. __________________ [CENTER] Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō[/CENTER] [CENTER] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/HookerBodyShots/shark.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [center][b]Filler content[/b][/center]

10-26-2008, 04:09 PM	#12
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: what should i do? Neither are any of the other threads surrounding this one, but you didn't close those. = /

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