Girl at starbucks.

Hokage4354 · 10-27-2008, 03:30 PM

So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn’t really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I’ve ever seen and says “No thanks, I had Reese’s for breakfast” and I’m like “No way, you had candy for breakfast?” She replies, “Not candy! Reese’s puffs cereal!” So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says “And it’s part of this complete breakfast!”

Babyface BK · 10-27-2008, 03:37 PM

Are you retarded or just too plain fagged up by your own existence. Stop making threads in the spamzone.

***Demi-God*** · 10-27-2008, 03:53 PM

What? What's this? I sense something.

Oh right, it's complete and utter fail.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPAM ZONE!!!

Hokage4354 · 10-27-2008, 03:54 PM

Sure. Why not.

Freshgrease · 10-27-2008, 04:04 PM

Was that supposed to be funny?

balmung5000 · 10-27-2008, 04:17 PM

threads like this
do not belong in my spam zone

10-27-2008, 04:24 PM

If you're gonna poast copypasta you should find something more believable to draw the reader in. The second I saw "girl" I knew it was a joke topic.

Freshgrease · 10-27-2008, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

If you're gonna poast copypasta you should find something more believable to draw the reader in. The second I saw "girl" I knew it was a joke topic.

That's because we all know Hokage4354 likes men. Maybe Nic and him should go do the dirty, and get the fuck of this forum.

balmung5000 · 10-27-2008, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

That's because we all know Hokage4354 likes men. Maybe Nic and him should go do the dirty, and get the fuck of this forum.

is this the first time
youve actually posted something
remotely funny

OG · 10-27-2008, 06:56 PM

i hate that cereal.

uchiha-anwar · 10-27-2008, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hokage4354

So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn’t really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I’ve ever seen and says “No thanks, I had Reese’s for breakfast” and I’m like “No way, you had candy for breakfast?” She replies, “Not candy! Reese’s puffs cereal!” So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says “And it’s part of this complete breakfast!”

ShinobiKnight · 10-27-2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG

i hate that cereal.

Fuck you, Reese's Puffs are the best cereal in existence. Their commercials just happen to suck.

Babyface BK · 10-27-2008, 07:30 PM

Coco Pops is the shit, keep your American cereal out of the global cereal food chain.

itachi143 · 10-27-2008, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

If you're gonna poast copypasta you should find something more believable to draw the reader in. The second I saw "girl" I knew it was a joke topic.

i agree wat the little fag said ^_^

balmung5000 · 10-27-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itachi143

i agree wat the little fag said ^_^

is that a flame?

big spoon BAN HIM

10-27-2008, 03:30 PM	#1
Hokage4354 SOTW Host Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 956 Thanks: 8 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Girl at starbucks. So I met this girl who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn’t really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I’ve ever seen and says “No thanks, I had Reese’s for breakfast” and I’m like “No way, you had candy for breakfast?” She replies, “Not candy! Reese’s puffs cereal!” So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says “And it’s part of this complete breakfast!” __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~ Join Kongregate today!

10-27-2008, 03:37 PM	#2
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: Girl at starbucks. Are you retarded or just too plain fagged up by your own existence. Stop making threads in the spamzone. __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

10-27-2008, 03:53 PM	#3
*Demi-God* BEST Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,263 Thanks: 2,820 Thanked 6,876 Times in 2,443 Posts	Re: Girl at starbucks. What? What's this? I sense something. Oh right, it's complete and utter fail. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SPAM ZONE!!!

10-27-2008, 03:54 PM	#4
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10-27-2008, 04:24 PM	#7
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10-27-2008, 06:56 PM	#10
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