The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 80

Freshgrease · 01-19-2009, 01:51 AM

Fat women are horrible people. None of them I've ever known had any honor or self-respect. They make other people feel bad because they feel like they have a rigght too.

One of my earlier gfs in HS was fat (bigger than me even), but she fucked a guy when we were dating because I refused to sex her. I regret not sexing her no matter how disgusting it would have been.

**Mal** · 01-19-2009, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

her face is tiny, but her body is nice
i just hate her for being so popular, there i said it, i am a regular woman, a regular jealous woman sometimes.
little ho

as long as i'm not ugly in the picture feel free to post w/e you want dear

I emailed it to you, I texted you about emailing it to you. You can check for yourself, but you're certainly not.

OG · 01-19-2009, 01:53 AM

FG laid a tarp is what <.<

i also LOL at tila, u need a lot of tequila to like her really <.<

Tabris · 01-19-2009, 01:55 AM

feel free to post them for opinions douglas, although my blonde would be less yellow

01-19-2009, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

Fat women are horrible people. None of them I've ever known had any honor or self-respect. They make other people feel bad because they feel like they have a rigght too.

One of my earlier gfs in HS was fat (bigger than me even), but she fucked a guy when we were dating because I refused to sex her. I regret not sexing her no matter how disgusting it would have been.

You did the right thing. Never bang a fat chick. Ever.

Should have gotten a blowjob or some shit though. Damn.

Freshgrease · 01-19-2009, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

You did the right thing. Never bang a fat chick. Ever.

Should have gotten a blowjob or some shit though. Damn.

Twas before I had a car. I guess I could have tried it behind the stadium, but I had my reputation to consider. I was also rather innocent freshman year of high school.

Tabris · 01-19-2009, 02:02 AM

awww, that's to cute FG
but it's a good thing you didn't smex her, i wouldn't have.
fat woman... rolls.... ugh

01-19-2009, 02:14 AM

True that, FG. I remember there was this one dude who supposedly banged a fat chick once in my highschool. She was disgustingly fat, and really short. We called her Umpa-Lumpa, and we called the freshman kid who 'banged' her Umpa-Lumpa Fucker.

Umpa-Lumpa and Umpa-Lumpa Fucker had a huge fight in the hallway one day, which was full of much lulz. It seemed like Umpa-Lumpa had told Umpa-Lumpa Fucker that she was pregnant. Umpa-Lumpa Fucker was upset because he thought he couldn't have children, so that she must be cheating on him. The reason Umpa-Lumpa Fucker thought he couldn't have children was because he hadn't gone through puberty yet. Which he kept yelling at her in the middle of the hallway. I nearly shat myself.

Turned out Umpa-Lumpa wasn't pregnant in the end anyway. She just had mild food poisoning, which was why she was throwing up (Which she thought was morning sickness.). Oh, how I did lol.

Tabris · 01-19-2009, 02:18 AM

wow, that is so much fail
wow. omg. wow

OG · 01-19-2009, 02:20 AM

must have been a desperate fucker to have fucked without even hitting puberty yet

01-19-2009, 02:24 AM

I remember someone asking him if he could get an erection, and he said "kinda." Then I hit him in the face with a chicken turnover, because I'm an asshole like that.

So I think they just sort of rubbed together a bit, or some shit. Not really sure how it worked.

**Mal** · 01-19-2009, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

I remember someone asking him if he could get an erection, and he said "kinda."

WTF? I was getting erections in 1st grade.

Freshgrease · 01-19-2009, 02:28 AM

Usually, if you are too ashamed to deal with the consequences of unsightly fucking, you usually keep it between yourselves. What a retard. I hope he enjoyed it. Fat women seem as if they'd make the actual process difficult and not worth it. He must have a large man dong to have pulled off the stunt, or she was on top. He wasn't walking funny for a while there was he?

Heh. I got errections in the first grade, but that was only because the teacher would kiss us, make us keep the lipstick kiss on all day, and call us "bad boys for acting out". Thinking back now, she was quite old....

Edit 2: Forgot about the animal tails she pinned to our ass as sort of a "dunce cap"esque punishment. I don't know if she was ever arrested for child molestation though.

**Mal** · 01-19-2009, 02:32 AM

My first grade teacher would just dig her finger nails into your scalp.

Tabris · 01-19-2009, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

WTF? I was getting erections in 1st grade.

really? for real?

01-19-2009, 01:51 AM	#1186
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Fat women are horrible people. None of them I've ever known had any honor or self-respect. They make other people feel bad because they feel like they have a rigght too. One of my earlier gfs in HS was fat (bigger than me even), but she fucked a guy when we were dating because I refused to sex her. I regret not sexing her no matter how disgusting it would have been. __________________

01-19-2009, 01:53 AM	#1188
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,184 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 FG laid a tarp is what <.< i also LOL at tila, u need a lot of tequila to like her really <.< __________________

01-19-2009, 01:55 AM	#1189
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 feel free to post them for opinions douglas, although my blonde would be less yellow __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

01-19-2009, 02:02 AM	#1192
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 awww, that's to cute FG but it's a good thing you didn't smex her, i wouldn't have. fat woman... rolls.... ugh __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

01-19-2009, 02:14 AM	#1193
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 True that, FG. I remember there was this one dude who supposedly banged a fat chick once in my highschool. She was disgustingly fat, and really short. We called her Umpa-Lumpa, and we called the freshman kid who 'banged' her Umpa-Lumpa Fucker. Umpa-Lumpa and Umpa-Lumpa Fucker had a huge fight in the hallway one day, which was full of much lulz. It seemed like Umpa-Lumpa had told Umpa-Lumpa Fucker that she was pregnant. Umpa-Lumpa Fucker was upset because he thought he couldn't have children, so that she must be cheating on him. The reason Umpa-Lumpa Fucker thought he couldn't have children was because he hadn't gone through puberty yet. Which he kept yelling at her in the middle of the hallway. I nearly shat myself. Turned out Umpa-Lumpa wasn't pregnant in the end anyway. She just had mild food poisoning, which was why she was throwing up (Which she thought was morning sickness.). Oh, how I did lol.

01-19-2009, 02:18 AM	#1194
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 wow, that is so much fail wow. omg. wow __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

01-19-2009, 02:20 AM	#1195
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,184 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 must have been a desperate fucker to have fucked without even hitting puberty yet __________________

01-19-2009, 02:24 AM	#1196
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I remember someone asking him if he could get an erection, and he said "kinda." Then I hit him in the face with a chicken turnover, because I'm an asshole like that. So I think they just sort of rubbed together a bit, or some shit. Not really sure how it worked.

01-19-2009, 02:28 AM	#1198
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Usually, if you are too ashamed to deal with the consequences of unsightly fucking, you usually keep it between yourselves. What a retard. I hope he enjoyed it. Fat women seem as if they'd make the actual process difficult and not worth it. He must have a large man dong to have pulled off the stunt, or she was on top. He wasn't walking funny for a while there was he? Heh. I got errections in the first grade, but that was only because the teacher would kiss us, make us keep the lipstick kiss on all day, and call us "bad boys for acting out". Thinking back now, she was quite old.... Edit 2: Forgot about the animal tails she pinned to our ass as sort of a "dunce cap"esque punishment. I don't know if she was ever arrested for child molestation though. __________________ Last edited by Freshgrease; 01-19-2009 at 02:32 AM.

01-19-2009, 02:32 AM	#1199
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,101 Thanks: 12,855 Thanked 10,823 Times in 3,840 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 My first grade teacher would just dig her finger nails into your scalp.

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