So i decided... - Page 4

Freshgrease · 01-19-2009, 01:25 AM

At the end of the end of the day, lions are still pussies.

Wolves were the first domesticated "dogs". Wolves are majestic creatures, but I've only seen one or two when I was vacationing around Anchorage and Fairbanks Alaska.

01-19-2009, 01:31 AM

Bears are pretty manly.

Tabris · 01-19-2009, 01:37 AM

my uncle sent out to chop wood today, and at dinner he told me i missed out. a grizzly bear showed up.
and i said "oh yeah, did you wrestle it, and beat it s bad it ran away?"
and he said, "no, that's stupid. I killed it and ate it for lunch."
my aunt hit him, but i thought it was funny

01-19-2009, 01:39 AM

So he wrestled it and beat it so badly that it died, then he ate it for lunch? What a badass.

Freshgrease · 01-19-2009, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

my uncle sent out to chop wood today, and at dinner he told me i missed out. a gri?zzly bear showed up.
and i said "oh yeah, did you wrestle it, and beat it s bad it ran away?"
and he said, "no, that's stupid. I killed it and ate it for lunch."
my aunt hit him, but i thought it was funny

Something like this?

Tabris · 01-19-2009, 01:45 AM

i know, i was thoroughly impressed.
i'm sure he would have kept the skin, but i think he saw homeless children on his way home, gave them the skin and all the money in his wallet

edit: like that, except he was totally unscathed

01-19-2009, 01:53 AM

That is indeed impressive. I would have whittled the homeless children some toys to play with out of the bones from the bear using my dong, but I'm sure he was just in a hurry to make bear sandwiches. Which is completely understandable.

Freshgrease · 01-19-2009, 01:55 AM

I feel bad for any girl you sex. It sounds like you'd tear her up on the inside with your hard, sharp dong.

OG · 01-19-2009, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Bears are pretty manly.

as a baby they already know that humans are edible and should be eaten

01-19-2009, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

I feel bad for any girl you sex. It sounds like you'd tear her up on the inside with your hard, sharp dong.

My wiener is a tool that can bring about eminent pleasure or divine punishment, and I am it's master.

Tabris · 01-19-2009, 02:06 AM

gimme gimme!

and he was busy telling his wife how to make his bear meat sandwich
no man should have to make his own sandwich

Freshgrease · 01-19-2009, 02:09 AM

What does bear taste like anyway? Don't say chicken....

Tabris · 01-19-2009, 02:11 AM

I didn't eat it, McLelland men are REAL men, He ate it all of course!

Freshgrease · 01-19-2009, 02:20 AM

Even the mountain oysters and all? What a man!

OG · 01-19-2009, 02:22 AM

FG-it tastes like deer with a different smell <.<

//edit: i find it weird how they call them "oysters" lol

01-19-2009, 01:25 AM	#46
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01-19-2009, 01:31 AM	#47
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01-19-2009, 01:37 AM	#48
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,590 Thanked 4,313 Times in 1,961 Posts	Re: So i decided... my uncle sent out to chop wood today, and at dinner he told me i missed out. a grizzly bear showed up. and i said "oh yeah, did you wrestle it, and beat it s bad it ran away?" and he said, "no, that's stupid. I killed it and ate it for lunch." my aunt hit him, but i thought it was funny __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

01-19-2009, 01:39 AM	#49
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So i decided... So he wrestled it and beat it so badly that it died, then he ate it for lunch? What a badass.

01-19-2009, 01:45 AM	#51
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,590 Thanked 4,313 Times in 1,961 Posts	Re: So i decided... i know, i was thoroughly impressed. i'm sure he would have kept the skin, but i think he saw homeless children on his way home, gave them the skin and all the money in his wallet edit: like that, except he was totally unscathed __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 01-19-2009 at 01:48 AM.

01-19-2009, 01:53 AM	#52
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So i decided... That is indeed impressive. I would have whittled the homeless children some toys to play with out of the bones from the bear using my dong, but I'm sure he was just in a hurry to make bear sandwiches. Which is completely understandable.

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01-19-2009, 02:06 AM	#56
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,590 Thanked 4,313 Times in 1,961 Posts	Re: So i decided... gimme gimme! and he was busy telling his wife how to make his bear meat sandwich no man should have to make his own sandwich __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 01-19-2009 at 02:08 AM.

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01-19-2009, 02:11 AM	#58
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,590 Thanked 4,313 Times in 1,961 Posts	Re: So i decided... I didn't eat it, McLelland men are REAL men, He ate it all of course! __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

01-19-2009, 02:20 AM	#59
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01-19-2009, 02:22 AM	#60
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