About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... - Page 3

**Mal** · 01-30-2009, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lelouch

and this is how
you suck d'ck

and this is how
you don't spell "dick"

balmung5000 · 01-30-2009, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

and this is how
you don't spell "dick"

and this is how
your a grammer nazi

**Mal** · 01-30-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

and this is how
your a grammer nazi

and this is how
to use "your"
when you mean "you're"

balmung5000 · 01-30-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

and this is how
to use "your"
when you mean "you're"

and this is how
you show YOUR
ignorence

kazu_chan · 01-30-2009, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Once upon a time in my boring days i was lurking in that IMVU chat shit when I saw some fag with a faggy avatar so I thought I'd troll him for lulz. I requested that he talk to me in a private chat room and he said "oh okay"

I played it cool in the beginning and he probably thought everything was fine, until I blurted out "oh i love children"

And he said something stupid like: "yeah children are cute but they can be annoying when the cry start screaming and crying and break your stuff"

So I said: " Yeah i actually love them when they cry too"

The fag: " what do you mean?"

Me: "They are so cute..don't you love them?"

The fag: "What are we talking about here?"

Me: "we are talking about children and how i love them too much"

The fag: " so do you have children"

Me: " no,but i have lots of pictures on my pc"

The fag: "ok..so do you like reading mangas?"

Me: "so why don't you try it too?...its fun"

The fag: "try what?"

Me: "you know.."

From here on I think he was starting to figure out that I was trolling his ass so he started to play along. He was probably going to try sending me some shit from his gay porn collection or something lame like that.

The fag: "hey..are you a pedo?"

Me: "what if i was?"

The fag:"just asking"

Me:"The galaxy loves me just the way i am..and am actually happy..you should try it too"

The fag: "No thanks..but have fun anyway..lol"

Me: "you don't believe me?..am trying to create a hidden forums and i need more ppl"

The fag: " look i have to go now..i got some better shit to do than your one's"

At this point I'm thinking that this guy is a total dumbshit.

Me: "JUST WAIT...(mediafire link)"

The fag: " no way in hell i'll download these"

Me : " its on media fire so it will be scaned for viruses so there is nothing to be afraid of"

Wtf? This guy was such a pussy. I bet he is just a huge vagina with fingers or some shit. Holy shit, what a little girl.

The fag: "what's in it?"

Me: "open and see your self"

I sent him some pics of a J C Penny catalog and he started crying. He probably went on some retarded quest to find out about child modeling because he's a tool. Seriously, what a moron.

Then he probably downloaded the zip because he secretly wanted to fap to little boy's pen0rs. When he saw that it was just some pictures from a professional studio for a magazine he must have been disappointed.

He came back in the chatroom and tried to curse at me. But he failed hard at English so I had no clue what he was talking about, causing me to lol at him. He said he was going to contact the FBI or something stupid like that, and then logged out of the chat.

And since that day...i never saw him again.

And that, my friends, is when I met the biggest douchebag ever.

End

Seek attention much Miburo? Hey, I don't know what the hell the rest of you are laughing at, but whatever you thought to achieve...meh, well on me it was lost (well if you were trying to act pathetic, then hey that's a different story). You decided to tickle your boredom muscle because you saw someone with a picture and name you didn't like. Then you went and took a serious issue in today's society and made a joke of it. Well thumbs up to you..!!! You're hilarious...

balmung5000 · 01-30-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazu_chan

Seek attention much Miburo? Hey, I don't know what the hell the rest of you are laughing at, but whatever you thought to achieve...meh, well on me it was lost (well if you were trying to act pathetic, then hey that's a different story). You decided to tickle your boredom muscle because you saw someone with a picture and name you didn't like. Then you went and took a serious issue in today's society and made a joke of it. Well thumbs up to you..!!! You're hilarious...

and this is how
a troll si succesfull

Jaxon · 01-30-2009, 06:55 PM

We taking serious issues in today's society and making jokes of them? Hulk's up for this!

01-30-2009, 07:06 PM

Wow...

Heroically manly awesome. =D

Jaxon · 01-30-2009, 07:07 PM

That's photographic proof that Hogan did 9/11.

Tabris · 01-31-2009, 12:36 AM

what does DP mean?
wait wait i remember.....

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww....... nope
doug, you said you wouldn't share me or ask for a threesome -_-
i'm not making you sandwiches now

Azumi · 01-31-2009, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Once upon a time in my boring days i was lurking in that IMVU chat shit when I saw some fag with a faggy avatar so I thought I'd troll him for lulz. I requested that he talk to me in a private chat room and he said "oh okay"

I played it cool in the beginning and he probably thought everything was fine, until I blurted out "oh i love children"

And he said something stupid like: "yeah children are cute but they can be annoying when the cry start screaming and crying and break your stuff"

So I said: " Yeah i actually love them when they cry too"

The fag: " what do you mean?"

Me: "They are so cute..don't you love them?"

The fag: "What are we talking about here?"

Me: "we are talking about children and how i love them too much"

The fag: " so do you have children"

Me: " no,but i have lots of pictures on my pc"

The fag: "ok..so do you like reading mangas?"

Me: "so why don't you try it too?...its fun"

The fag: "try what?"

Me: "you know.."

From here on I think he was starting to figure out that I was trolling his ass so he started to play along. He was probably going to try sending me some shit from his gay porn collection or something lame like that.

The fag: "hey..are you a pedo?"

Me: "what if i was?"

The fag:"just asking"

Me:"The galaxy loves me just the way i am..and am actually happy..you should try it too"

The fag: "No thanks..but have fun anyway..lol"

Me: "you don't believe me?..am trying to create a hidden forums and i need more ppl"

The fag: " look i have to go now..i got some better shit to do than your one's"

At this point I'm thinking that this guy is a total dumbshit.

Me: "JUST WAIT...(mediafire link)"

The fag: " no way in hell i'll download these"

Me : " its on media fire so it will be scaned for viruses so there is nothing to be afraid of"

Wtf? This guy was such a pussy. I bet he is just a huge vagina with fingers or some shit. Holy shit, what a little girl.

The fag: "what's in it?"

Me: "open and see your self"

I sent him some pics of a J C Penny catalog and he started crying. He probably went on some retarded quest to find out about child modeling because he's a tool. Seriously, what a moron.

Then he probably downloaded the zip because he secretly wanted to fap to little boy's pen0rs. When he saw that it was just some pictures from a professional studio for a magazine he must have been disappointed.

He came back in the chatroom and tried to curse at me. But he failed hard at English so I had no clue what he was talking about, causing me to lol at him. He said he was going to contact the FBI or something stupid like that, and then logged out of the chat.

And since that day...i never saw him again.

And that, my friends, is when I met the biggest douchebag ever.

End

lmao you're crazy... but this is a very funny story. the first time i liked your post, i must say...

@jaxon: rofl that was even funnier!

OG · 01-31-2009, 01:41 AM

hulkamania made wwF funneh

**Mal** · 01-31-2009, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazu_chan

Seek attention much Miburo? Hey, I don't know what the hell the rest of you are laughing at, but whatever you thought to achieve...meh, well on me it was lost (well if you were trying to act pathetic, then hey that's a different story). You decided to tickle your boredom muscle because you saw someone with a picture and name you didn't like. Then you went and took a serious issue in today's society and made a joke of it. Well thumbs up to you..!!! You're hilarious...

01-31-2009, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azumi149

Not only do I not hate you for that, but I'm honored. DA <33333

uchiha-anwar · 01-31-2009, 09:53 AM

You see how much fun i bring to this lounge..can't believe how would it turn without me.

01-30-2009, 06:55 PM	#37
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,486 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... We taking serious issues in today's society and making jokes of them? Hulk's up for this!

01-30-2009, 07:06 PM	#38
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... Wow... Heroically manly awesome. =D

01-30-2009, 07:07 PM	#39
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,486 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... That's photographic proof that Hogan did 9/11.

01-31-2009, 12:36 AM	#40
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... what does DP mean? wait wait i remember..... eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww....... nope doug, you said you wouldn't share me or ask for a threesome -_- i'm not making you sandwiches now __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 01-31-2009 at 12:37 AM.

01-31-2009, 01:41 AM	#42
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,182 Times in 1,816 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... hulkamania made wwF funneh __________________

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