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Old 02-22-2009, 07:14 PM   #16
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

That would be hilarious. Dieing anally by and chair and hell, what could be better? XD
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:57 AM   #17
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

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That would be hilarious. Dieing anally by and chair and hell, what could be better? XD
Getting raped anally by the devil himself lol

definitly a SouthPark reference
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:01 PM   #18
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

BMAO!!...guess wat dat means..haha..buh eh seriously not funny...Man dats a fuked up way to die tho...U kno im always playing the whole hydraulic thin, makin it go up n down..guess i shud stop..I can imagine the obituary

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Old 02-25-2009, 12:15 AM   #19
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Holy Shit.
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:29 AM   #20
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

i was like O_O when i read the title..then when i read the story..it reminded me of 1man1jar.
im glad my laptop is close enough to my bed where i can sit on the bed..and not a chair.
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:33 AM   #21
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

That's nuts...literally...

What a way to go out with a bang...
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Old 03-22-2009, 09:09 PM   #22
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

This isn't funny..exploding chairs kills over 1 person every year.
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Well, he was Chinese.

1 out of 2 billion is no big deal.
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

At least the guy died, it wouldn't be very comfortable living after getting chunks of chair in your ass. Actually, it wouldn't be comfortable living after getting anything up in your ass.

You are excused though, FG.
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my foot is covering my bum right now
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:53 PM   #26
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

I didn't realize those chairs could explode.
What a way to go...
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