Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! - Page 2

swimming95 · 02-22-2009, 07:14 PM

That would be hilarious. Dieing anally by and chair and hell, what could be better? XD

Hurricane Chronicles · 02-23-2009, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swimming95

That would be hilarious. Dieing anally by and chair and hell, what could be better? XD

Getting raped anally by the devil himself lol

definitly a SouthPark reference

seanizzzle · 02-23-2009, 10:01 PM

BMAO!!...guess wat dat means..haha..buh eh seriously not funny...Man dats a fuked up way to die tho...U kno im always playing the whole hydraulic thin, makin it go up n down..guess i shud stop..I can imagine the obituary

Here lies Joe John
Caring son
Loving Brother
A Victim of Anal explosion

HarukoChan · 02-25-2009, 12:15 AM

Holy Shit.

ITzANIllUZion · 02-25-2009, 12:29 AM

i was like O_O when i read the title..then when i read the story..it reminded me of 1man1jar.
im glad my laptop is close enough to my bed where i can sit on the bed..and not a chair.

SunXia · 02-25-2009, 05:33 AM

That's nuts...literally...

What a way to go out with a bang...

uchiha-anwar · 03-22-2009, 09:09 PM

This isn't funny..exploding chairs kills over 1 person every year.

The Madness · 03-22-2009, 09:24 PM

Well, he was Chinese.

1 out of 2 billion is no big deal.

Shrike · 03-23-2009, 05:05 AM

At least the guy died, it wouldn't be very comfortable living after getting chunks of chair in your ass. Actually, it wouldn't be comfortable living after getting anything up in your ass.

You are excused though, FG.

manda500 · 04-03-2009, 07:42 PM

my foot is covering my bum right now

UchihaTaijiya · 04-10-2009, 02:53 PM

I didn't realize those chairs could explode.
What a way to go...

02-22-2009, 07:14 PM	#16
swimming95 Genin Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 181 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! That would be hilarious. Dieing anally by and chair and hell, what could be better? XD __________________

02-23-2009, 10:01 PM	#18
seanizzzle The Everknowing Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The Land of the North Age: 25 Posts: 160 Thanks: 35 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! BMAO!!...guess wat dat means..haha..buh eh seriously not funny...Man dats a fuked up way to die tho...U kno im always playing the whole hydraulic thin, makin it go up n down..guess i shud stop..I can imagine the obituary Here lies Joe John Caring son Loving Brother A Victim of Anal explosion __________________ Proud Member of Toad Sage Naruto: Konoha's Orange Flash Fc Proud Member of Jaraiya FC "As Payment i'll let you play with me, Though you're an idiot Baby!" "I dance like the Butterfly! I'm the Eight Tails! I sting like a Bee!" Last edited by seanizzzle; 02-23-2009 at 10:08 PM.

02-25-2009, 12:15 AM	#19
HarukoChan Forget me not Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: nowhere. Posts: 580 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! Holy Shit. __________________ My amv.

02-25-2009, 12:29 AM	#20
ITzANIllUZion ANBU Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Somewhere Age: 24 Posts: 1,783 Thanks: 1 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! i was like O_O when i read the title..then when i read the story..it reminded me of 1man1jar. im glad my laptop is close enough to my bed where i can sit on the bed..and not a chair. __________________ One of the Badass Shinobi Thnx OG N48 vs Me

02-25-2009, 05:33 AM	#21
SunXia Chuunin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Ireland Posts: 394 Thanks: 14 Thanked 72 Times in 51 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! That's nuts...literally... What a way to go out with a bang...

03-22-2009, 09:09 PM	#22
uchiha-anwar Missing-Nin Join Date: May 2008 Age: 26 Posts: 641 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! This isn't funny..exploding chairs kills over 1 person every year.

03-22-2009, 09:24 PM	#23
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! Well, he was Chinese. 1 out of 2 billion is no big deal.

03-23-2009, 05:05 AM	#24
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,166 Thanks: 7,889 Thanked 9,898 Times in 2,956 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! At least the guy died, it wouldn't be very comfortable living after getting chunks of chair in your ass. Actually, it wouldn't be comfortable living after getting anything up in your ass. You are excused though, FG.

04-03-2009, 07:42 PM	#25
manda500 Academy Student Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! my foot is covering my bum right now

04-10-2009, 02:53 PM	#26
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes! I didn't realize those chairs could explode. What a way to go... __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode