naruto_nutty

So do u think that we'll see sasuke being the one to rid konoha of this bastard, or maybe an heart attack

naruto_nutty

We dont know much about Sai to judge his character, but he definitely will play a key part if danzo does act as the catalyst for kishi next arc ( bet you we'll see some old enemy before anyone new maybe even kisame he aint dead yet, damn that fish got 9 lives i swear, he should commit suicide becoz itaci is gone and plus he seem like a loner although he a bit overpowered with his unlimited chakra supply)

TheSixthHokage

Sai and/or Tsunade'll get rid of him. Some think that the latter will be temporarily deposed or killed by Danzou but I am pretty certain that Madara will kill Tsunade to bait Naruto.

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Servo

If I remember correctly, it supposedly gives the wielder mastery over the 6 different types of nature manipulation. Also, when Pain used multiple bodies for battle, each Pain body could see what the other was seeing, thus eliminating blind spots.




It also gave that snake from The Jungle Book the ability to hypnotize Mowgli

naruto_nutty

Nice i didnt see that one coming Madara sticking his nose in it already damn, hopefully by then Naruto becomes more stronger i would love too see him improve rasenshruiken and even learn a thing or two about time jutsu follow the world greatest shinobi footsteps/ his dad

TheSixthHokage

My humourous prediction of 445:

*Konan places Nagato on the nearby papier mache changing table and proceeds to change Nagato’s adult diaper and to wipe his anorexic butthole. Nagato turns his head while Konan is busy finishing her only valuable contribution to Akatsuki, besides warming up Nagato’s milk or posing in an origami bikini.
Nagato: My...PAIN just began that day, but it grew more intense as days went by. Yahiko, the cliche loud mouth with a big heart (as original a character as you, Jiraiya-sensei or Tsunade’s dead brother), myself (filling the Emo quota every shinobi team must follow) and Konan, who of course, was just to help us make better paper airplanes and to wear skimpy clothing.
Naruto: Jesus, the puns! I would have thought you became a math teacher, you corny god-complex bastard! So then what happened? Did you get hit by an “evil” bus? Or did you use your magic-eyes on yourself while looking at the bathroom mirror and then fell down the stairs in confusion?
Nagato: How did you know? Thank God for Medicare, I was able to get 50% off that baby! Not only does it contain a 50L urine tank, but I am able to defecate while telling you my ridiculous reasons for mass murder, isn’t that fantastic? I am sure most Naruto fans were wishing they could defecate on this chapter, but I am afraid Kishimoto is going to have these specifically laminated, for obvious reasons.
Naruto: Alright, so you were orphans in a war-zone and then what?
*Nagato is burped by Konan and is placed back into his Defecato-3000 and proceeds to pull out a mirror to perfect his emo-like appearance by re-applying his mascara.
Nagato: Well we found Jiraiyia, Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson and asked if they could assist us. The Snake said he wanted us to come to Neverland Ranch, excluding Konan, so that he could introduce us to “heaven” by giving us “Heaven Juice,” which Jiraiya explained was a vodka cocktail laced with a date-rape drug. After Yahiko was taken to the back with Mr. Jackson (Oh I am sure he felt...PAIN!), Konan and I were offered training by the pervert himself, while the Shinobi-turned Pornstar used her intellect to remember to breathe.
*A small, tear rolls down Nagato’s face, ruining his emo-perfect complexion, but it at least reminded Naruto of Sasgay, who often asked Sakura for make-up advice.
Nagato: He taught as several useful ways to survive, such as being able to steal from the homeless, avoid paying our tabs at the local taverns and of course, how to haggle with prostitutes. Yahiko of course came back by this time but refused to sit down for some strange reason and Mr. Jackson looked oddly satisfied... anyways, so we were in a paradise, at least we were, Yahiko’s once tender butt-hole was not.
Naruto: I knew it! That’s why Sasgay is so uptight, he’s been trying to avoid a certain “snake technique” the entire time! It all makes sense now! (Though the way he avoids all women, is making me think he wants to use “that” technique on me..).
Nagato: Orochimaru’s gay sexcapades aside, horrible things began to happen! Tourists from Fire Country began arriving to use the local hot springs and we were soon evicted by the greedy municipal bureaucracy so our rooms could be rented to sex tourists (Orochimaru Jackson already had a room anyways) and chronic gamblers. Jiraiya-sensei took us to a shop, shocking not only because he was a cheap-skate, but also because it didn’t sell alcohol or “happy endings”... anyways, he bought us each a candy-apple and we began to munch on these apples when suddenly a fat tourist bumped into me.. I dropped my treasure, my life, my inspiration onto the dirty ground.. my entire life was ruined and I swore holy vengeance on Fire Country! I would show them my...PAIN.. and Yahiko’s hershey canal’s...PAIN! I would become God, or more accurately like a molesting priest who claimed his sexual assaults were justified by the misinterpretation of certain passages. ...
Naruto: I’ll give you my unsatisfying answer that will undoubtedly anger every fan above the age of 12... next chapter...
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*”Kishi-maru“ sits between two barely legal Japanese prostitutes and smiles drunkely like Michael Jackson in the toddler play area at a MacDonald’s.
Kishi-maru: Nothing makes me feel better than ruining my own artistic integrity, in fact, I think I am going to make NaruSasu occur, because I just refuse to have any meaningful connection between the opposite sexes. It’s not like any Naruto fans care about relationships anyways.... right?....right? Oh well, I’ll just finish up on this 8-ball...*snort*

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naruto_nutty

Hi i think Kishi got his inspiration for design from Kaa ( the python) hahaha

Dagoro

@Sixth Hokage

Lol, dude that was sweet. I laughed so hard my sudes hurt.

+reps to you.

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TheSixthHokage

Haha, thanks, you should read my 444 parody as well in the 444 discussion thread if you haven't already.

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The Special One

I know right.lol That's why I quote my prediction. This way it takes up no space when I post it, otherwise I might end up using two posts to fit it all in. (sometimes three considering if something big is about to happen)...

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^My first thread.lol

naruto_nutty

This is second most fucked up thing i have read on these forum

number one being; Hinata will become a sexed craze addict with 13 kids and naruto becoming a pimp a.k.a Whore-kage

i actually read that on one of those forum and laugh my pants wet that person has got issues or screws loose...

Servo

Lol, yeah Kaa is seriously the first thing I thought of when I first saw the Rinnegan.

naruto_nutty

If Kakashi is dead, do u reckon he'll be buried with that mask on

Dagoro

@TSO

The best part of your prediction is that Nagato is about to freaking die and this whole arc about to end.

If only Kishi was this logic minded lol. Another aspect i liked, how Naruto went Sage so quickly which becomes more cannon with each time he uses it.

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fugetsugym

Now that's the spirit, they pull Kakashi from the rubble, everyone gathers around, they goad Sakura into peeling the mask off, they bend over to have a look, Kakashi opens his eyes and say, "Daddy?" and everyone will fall over, and he is so good looking that Tsunade's eyes grow as big as her boobs. That is the cliff-hanger before the golden-week break.