Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... - Page 2

Tzu Men · 04-24-2009, 06:49 PM

^From the pic she doesn't seem particularly fat, unless it's a fat-angle shot in disguise. Saying that though he face might be acne ridden or something. Maybe a face like a foetal michael jackson.

Guy's a twat anyway really, he should have just got to the hospital and considered himself lucky.

04-24-2009, 07:05 PM

Would bang.

Babyface BK · 04-24-2009, 07:11 PM

Artan and Kluangs relatives are fucking crazy.

Vanity · 04-24-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tzu men

^From the pic she doesn't seem particularly fat, unless it's a fat-angle shot in disguise. Saying that though he face might be acne ridden or something. Maybe a face like a foetal michael jackson.

Guy's a twat anyway really, he should have just got to the hospital and considered himself lucky.

Pfft, I'd be gay for her =/

idisoneboyi · 04-24-2009, 09:56 PM

Is she balding and is that a mustache i see or just a dark blur around her upper lip or what lol. If she looks good in person, i bang that big foreheaded girl and tear it up. Not to be too picky just want to make sure if im not gonna accidentally cross swords.

zer0systm · 04-24-2009, 10:46 PM

I'd let my hair dresser rape me, but then it wouldn't be rape just me giving her what she wants, and i don't think i'd have any problem pitching a tent either...

kluang · 04-25-2009, 04:37 AM

Wow, what a pussy. Even she knows black belt stuff, at least proof your manliness by your 1.5 inches penor

narutojm · 04-25-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

Word. Guy is a pussy. What kind of dude gets his ass kicked by a woman, can't get his penor up without meds, gets raped, tears his dong, and then snitches? For shame.

If a chick disabled me with a crushing body blow then I'd have a raging boner that would pierce the heavens. Assuming she's not fat, of course.

i agree the guy like, got man-handled by a woman,i eonder if shes hot

idisoneboyi · 04-25-2009, 08:30 PM

I dont give a flying fck if she has a black belt in martial arts, if some girl tore up my penis, i'd go to my closet and get a black belt of my own and come back to whiip that blonde bitch into submission rather than calling the police. Indeed, a man pussy.

04-26-2009, 05:45 AM

^You'd still be a pussy since you got your dong shredded from having sex with a chick.

orvell0072006 · 04-26-2009, 10:12 AM

lol thats why its better to practice it everyday to make it hard & tough as a rock! jokes

zer0systm · 04-26-2009, 12:33 PM

^why jokes? i use mine to cut diamonds everyday

idisoneboyi · 04-26-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

^You'd still be a pussy since you got your dong shredded from having sex with a chick.

Isn't that what im tryin to say? lol. Just suggesting that rather than calling the cops and being more of a pussy he should go back to where she was and do somethin about it.

Maybe the dude can get a new penis with this (scroll down to the pic).... It's an herbal or eco-friendly penis:

http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSen...ffHusband.html

UchihaTaijiya · 04-27-2009, 08:03 AM

It's an amusing story, but I can't think of what possessed her to rape a random burglar... STDs/STIs..... =.=; I suppose though she probably didn't give shit about protecting herself and may have had a few of her own already, part of the revenge, ya know?

Scientia · 05-02-2009, 09:44 PM

Lmao.

Anyways, he was a terrible thief. There's no fun in simply taking it at gun point. You got do that shit with finesse. Having said that, I wonder if this girl had any STD's? lol.

I'd like to hold her at gun point some time and see what happens from there. Exciting just thinking about it.

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04-24-2009, 06:49 PM	#16
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 714 Thanks: 4,010 Thanked 2,697 Times in 859 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... ^From the pic she doesn't seem particularly fat, unless it's a fat-angle shot in disguise. Saying that though he face might be acne ridden or something. Maybe a face like a foetal michael jackson. Guy's a twat anyway really, he should have just got to the hospital and considered himself lucky.

04-24-2009, 07:05 PM	#17
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... Would bang.

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04-24-2009, 09:56 PM	#20
idisoneboyi Anabolic Level Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Giggydi Age: 27 Posts: 291 Thanks: 16 Thanked 27 Times in 21 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... Is she balding and is that a mustache i see or just a dark blur around her upper lip or what lol. If she looks good in person, i bang that big foreheaded girl and tear it up. Not to be too picky just want to make sure if im not gonna accidentally cross swords. __________________ Last edited by idisoneboyi; 04-24-2009 at 10:00 PM.

04-24-2009, 10:46 PM	#21
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... I'd let my hair dresser rape me, but then it wouldn't be rape just me giving her what she wants, and i don't think i'd have any problem pitching a tent either... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

04-25-2009, 04:37 AM	#22
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,659 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... Wow, what a pussy. Even she knows black belt stuff, at least proof your manliness by your 1.5 inches penor __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

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idisoneboyi Anabolic Level Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Giggydi Age: 27 Posts: 291 Thanks: 16 Thanked 27 Times in 21 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... I dont give a flying fck if she has a black belt in martial arts, if some girl tore up my penis, i'd go to my closet and get a black belt of my own and come back to whiip that blonde bitch into submission rather than calling the police. Indeed, a man pussy. __________________

04-26-2009, 05:45 AM	#25
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... ^You'd still be a pussy since you got your dong shredded from having sex with a chick.

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orvell0072006 Genin Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: arab world Posts: 132 Thanks: 32 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... lol thats why its better to practice it everyday to make it hard & tough as a rock! jokes __________________ levro007 ..seek perfection of character!be faithful!endeavor!respect others!& refrain from violent behavior! Last edited by orvell0072006; 04-26-2009 at 10:13 AM.

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zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... ^why jokes? i use mine to cut diamonds everyday __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

04-27-2009, 08:03 AM	#29
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... It's an amusing story, but I can't think of what possessed her to rape a random burglar... STDs/STIs..... =.=; I suppose though she probably didn't give shit about protecting herself and may have had a few of her own already, part of the revenge, ya know? __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

05-02-2009, 09:44 PM	#30
Scientia Mathematics Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: FL Posts: 310 Thanks: 1,031 Thanked 203 Times in 124 Posts	Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave... Lmao. Anyways, he was a terrible thief. There's no fun in simply taking it at gun point. You got do that shit with finesse. Having said that, I wonder if this girl had any STD's? lol. I'd like to hold her at gun point some time and see what happens from there. Exciting just thinking about it. __________________ ------------------------------------------ "There was a footpath leading across fields in New Southgate, and I used to go there alone to watch the sunset and contemplate suicide. I did not, however, commit suicide, because I wished to know more of Mathematics."

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