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Old 08-02-2009, 06:29 PM   #1
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Send out the reparation checks!

Let me tell you guys about the last week and a half of my life. I promise it's entertaining.


We start our tale at Six Flags in Massachusetts. I'm hanging out with a few buddies and we had covertly taken some very special brownies. You know, the Marvin Gay brownies where, after an hour or so you're just like, "What's goin' on?" Needless to say, we're having a blast. We spent the entire time on the Swings ride giggling like 8 year old kids hyped up on sugar.

Later on, we get in line for Bizarro, which is the old steel Superman roller coaster that has been given a new paint job and a few touch-ups. We wait the extra half an hour to sit in the very front cars.

Our conversations were constantly giving each other puns and riddles just to bide time... But remember, we were a tad mentally handicapped at the moment. "What's yellow and dangerous? SHARK INFESTED CUSTARD!" "What's white and hits you from both sides of the room at once? STEREO YOGURT!"

Stupid shit like that.

On the way up, I lean over and tell my friend, "You know, if you go through an airport turnstile sideways, you're going to Bangkok." He smiles and, just at the peak before we get off, yells out, "YOU FEEL IT FIRST, IN YOUR SCROTUM!" Everyone's laughing the entire time on the ride.

Then we got off... A woman who was with her daughter was the car behind us. She gets in our faces about how we should be ashamed of our language and that she is going to ask to have us removed. Obviously, we're shocked but because we're still walking around in "hi-def," we just kinda laugh at her and mumble apologies.

A note about this woman: I have no doubts that she holds less of a common DNA relation to a human than a lizard does. This woman easily weighed in somewhere between 250 and 300 pounds. She has small beady eyes and resembles a gargoyle in both size and detail. I forgot that I was not thinking in my head at this point and said aloud, "This lady is living proof that the Indians fucked the buffalo."

A very stupid decision. The heifer stomped on my foot, breaking three of my toes. She also starts snarling and trying to hit me. This is when my buddies stepped in to help. This where my memory gets fuzzy. Apparently I fell over and hit my head, blacking out. I got taken out by some gorilla and all I got out of it was a two person all day ticket to Six Flags.

I love the beginning of Crazuary.
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Old 08-02-2009, 06:43 PM   #2
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You know, the Marvin Gay brownies where, after an hour or so you're just like, "What's goin' on?"
The whole thing was funny, but I lol'd especially at this.
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:57 AM   #3
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Re: Send out the reparation checks!

What the hell is a six flag?
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:06 AM   #4
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What the hell is a six flag?
It's a theme park. Six Flags.

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Old 08-04-2009, 10:34 PM   #5
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Re: Send out the reparation checks!

I agree with RNB, that part was hilarious. xD

I've been to six flags like twice and never had anything exceptionally strange happen. Once I went with a church group and another time with some of my girls. Its been a few years now though.
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And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do
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DA got beat up by a whale woman. = (
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Man the harpoons, boys.
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Fuck the Harpoons, get the Lower Orbit Ion Cannon...
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Holy Hell I lol'd fucking hard

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Fuck the Harpoons, get the Lower Orbit Ion Cannon...
No good. She's got a deflector shield. Better send in some

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