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Old 10-07-2009, 04:25 PM   #6916
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

My uncle sold some of his furniture to some family and I was helping him deliver it over there last weekend, and they had retards. After I lifted this massive china case thinger into their house one of them came up to me and got seriously face to face with me. I could feel his buckteeth touching my beard hair.

So I say "Hey there" and step back a bit because it was weird, and he had a drool bib on so I definitely didn't want him near me anyway. Then he throws me a thumbs up that comes inches from my face and smiles. I fucking LOLED and he just kept up the nice guy pose for a good minute or so. It was awesome.

Oh, and a few years ago my brother and I were going into some store or some shit and he held the door open for some chick that was behind us. There was a tard right behind the chick that came up from behind and hugged my brother from the side. My brother thought it must be someone that he knew or some shit, so he just hugged him back. The retard's parents or whatever where standing behind and smiling. Then the retard lets go and my brother looks at him and screams "HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?" and runs inside. I couldn't help but LOL pretty hard then too.
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Old 10-07-2009, 04:47 PM   #6917
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Then the retard lets go and my brother looks at him and screams "HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?" and runs inside. I couldn't help but LOL pretty hard then too.
I was amused.
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:06 PM   #6918
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

We have a tard in our platoon. His name is Rainey. He has a lazy eye as well so our Gunny gives him shit about it too. And since he is from Mississippi.....it just makes it better. His new quote of the month is DON'T TALK TO MEH! AFter getting OC sprayed. Laughs for everyone. Don't get OC sprayed.
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Old 10-07-2009, 05:25 PM   #6919
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I see recruiting standards are higher than ever.
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Old 10-07-2009, 06:23 PM   #6920
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"Cover me!"

"DUUUURRRR CAN I HAZ CHEESEBURGER?"

"...fuck."
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Old 10-07-2009, 06:59 PM   #6921
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

It's a fact that all mentally handicapped people love LOLcats.

People with brains know it as Caturday.
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Old 10-07-2009, 07:21 PM   #6922
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It's a fact that all mentally handicapped people love LOLcats.

People with brains know it as Caturday.
THIS STATMENT IS PROVEN
BY THIS EVIDENCE

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Old 10-07-2009, 10:41 PM   #6923
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lol, ok so i don't feel so bad about my phobia any more <3
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Old 10-08-2009, 05:31 AM   #6924
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Retards are fucking annoying, family friend of ours has a retarded daughter, and everytime we go round there she's all liek "HURRPA DURPA ARRGGHRAAAAA" bits of apple all over the place merged with chunks of peanut butter, there's fucking drool on just about any piece of furniture you come into contact with and she tries to get all up close and personel, it's cool though, we've known them that long that when she comes over i just tell her to fuck off because they know how annoying she can get.
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Old 10-10-2009, 01:15 PM   #6925
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What's happening?
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Old 10-10-2009, 01:24 PM   #6926
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Not alot, been pretty quiet this last week...

How are ya?
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Old 10-10-2009, 01:24 PM   #6927
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

@ zero: Lucky! all the retards i deal with are foster kids of my mothers good friend
or at work
both of which i am not aloud to be mean to
one of which i might even have to touch, but when i take a retarded customers money i jsut try to snatch it away, gently, but quickly, so i don't have to get to close

aaaaaah! stupidest phobia ever


anyways... there are actually people online... together... right now! yay ^_^

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Old 10-10-2009, 01:28 PM   #6928
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GROUP ORGY IN
THE LONGEST THREAD EVER
V28

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Oh yeah baby
you know what i like

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Old 10-10-2009, 01:34 PM   #6930
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I see you lurking Artan
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