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Old 10-22-2009, 08:21 AM   #1
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Exclamation Sexual Intercourse Contest

A New Contest


Originally, the idea for this competition came from SMBC, a seriously funny web comic.

A few rounds of it were played by some NCF members and it was a blast... So let's play for keeps: The winner of this contest gets to ban whomever they would like for one week. Really, anybody. You can even ban mods+ (although be warned that banning an admin will have no effect since they can still get on). Anyone caught creating a duplicate account after being banned for this game will get a REAL banning from the mod team (all normal duplicate account rules apply).

The setup:

There will be several rounds of this game but they all follow a few basic principles. There will be a list of 10 starting points on Wikipedia (compiled by yours truly). At each starting point, you have to click on one of the links on that page and somehow make your way to the Sexual Intercourse page. (Not the Sex page, the Sexual Intercourse page.)

You will create a link chain from each one looking something like this:

Casper the Friendly Ghost
> Hilary Duff > Virginity > Sexual intercourse.

To clarify, that would be 3 clicks.

The 5 people who submit correct, full chains with the least amount of clicks (total) will move on into the next round. Subsequent rounds will be held until there is only one winner. The winner will then tell me who they want banned and will also get some kind of banner or something to put in their signature.

Submission guidelines:

1) This thread is ONLY for questions / chat about the contest. In order to enter it you must send me a PM with an answer to all of the questions. Make the title of the thread "Sexual Intercourse Entry" or else you will be disqualified. (This is just to make sure you can frickin' read.)

2) You MUST cite your chain, you cannot simply just tell me what it is. (Ex: You can't just say Chewbacca -> Fur Suit -> Furries -> Sexual Intercourse. You have to link to each Wikipedia article and, if you believe I might have trouble finding where you clicked it, give a little footnote as well.)

3) You cannot share answers with anyone else. I understand that people might have similar paths (there can only BE so many) but this is a personal contest. There is no group entry, you have to figure this stuff out on your own.

4) Once the links are posted here (on October 25th) you will have 24 hours before the first round of the contest ends. This is just the preliminary round so you have a rather long time - but future ones will start getting exponentially shorter. Time is of the essence.



Now some of you might be worried about our typical pornography rules. After all, a lot of the stuff having to do with sexual intercourse is somewhat explicit material. HOWEVER - these are Wikipedia articles that we are linking to (educational pages) for a game's purpose. Additionally, this is why you are PMing the answers to me and not posting them in this thread (plus you don't want to help anyone). Any other questions / comments? Feel free to post them here.
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Old 10-22-2009, 09:52 AM   #2
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Also: Please post in here to at least say if you are participating. It'd be great to know how many friggin' entries I have to read.
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Old 10-22-2009, 10:29 AM   #4
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What happens in the even on of a tie? does it come down to who submitted first? or do all who are tied up compete in a tie breaker.
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:24 AM   #5
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People who I think will get banned the most:

Me
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Questions:


Will you be able to hold onto that 1 week ban so that you can use it at a later time or does it have to be RIGHT when you win?

If the answer to my first question was yes, then if you win more than once and you have 2 weeks saved, could you ban a user for two consecutive weeks? Or would you have to pick a new target?



Also, I'm in.

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Old 10-22-2009, 11:31 AM   #6
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Entering. Also, prepare to get banned. All of you.
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entering. I'm gonna ban all anti hashirama out there!!!!!!!!!
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YEA I GUESS IM IN
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im in, when does it start?
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Quotes for noobs (learn how to break up a quote)
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey, how do you break it up please and if your not willingly to tell me, then please DONT offer me no advice in future
So you can post the second bit and i shouldnt be allowed to if i dont tell you? Why be so rude?

Anyways, here is a quotes for noobs guide


1. A basic quote

[*QUOTE][*/QUOTE]

(the * need to be removed for it to work, I put them in so you can see the text) is a basic quote that just wraps something in a quote without saying who quoted it who quoted so

[*QUOTE]this is a quote[*/QUOTE] without any * would look like
Quote:
this is a quote

Edit: there is a button for this, it looks like a speech bubble. If you select text and then press the button the selected text will automatically be wrapped with the quote tag


2. A quote that says who said it

[*QUOTE=who said it][*/QUOTE] this adds who said the post, manually putting that there can be useful when quoting something external. Example:

[*QUOTE=Mangastream]Remember all you sexy bastards out there, Naruto, Bleach, OP, FT, etc. all on break this week. Feel free to take your rage out on us[*/QUOTE] without any * would look like
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mangastream
Remember all you sexy bastards out there, Naruto, Bleach, OP, FT, etc. all on break this week. Feel free to take your rage out on us
3. A quote that says who said it and links to the post where it was said

[*QUOTE=who said it;X][*/QUOTE]

Where X is the post number.

For the post that i originally quoted it would look like this

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey, how do you break it up please and if your not willingly to tell me, then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]

That is what you get when you press the quote button.

4. Breaking up a quote

Now that you know how quotes work it all boils down to preference, how you want it to look like and how you want to do it.

One way of doing it is copying the latter part of the original quote [*/QUOTE] and then pasting it after each section you break up, write your reply, choose the text you want then paste it after that portion, repeat till you finish the go back and copy then paste the first part of the text at the beginning of each portion of text. Of course you can immediately copy and paste both parts of a poste so that you dont forget one in the end.

The end result would be something like this

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey,[*/QUOTE]
My reply 1
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164] how do you break it up please[*/QUOTE]
my reply 2
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]and if your not willingly to tell me, [*/QUOTE]
my reply 3
[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]
my reply 4



Which without any * would look like

Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey,
My reply 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
how do you break it up please
my reply 2
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
and if your not willingly to tell me,
my reply 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
then please DONT offer me no advice in future
my reply 4


Another way of doing it would be to cut and paste the second part of the quote tag after the first section of text you want to seperate then write your reply select the second part and hit he quote button (it looks like a text bubble),if you do that without anything else the end result would be

[*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164]Ok Stubborn donkey,[*/QUOTE]
My reply 1
[*QUOTE] how do you break it up please[*/QUOTE]
my reply 2
[*QUOTE]and if your not willingly to tell me, [*/QUOTE]
my reply 3
[*QUOTE]then please DONT offer me no advice in future[*/QUOTE]
my reply 4

Which would look like

Quote:
Originally Posted by minato uchiha View Post
Ok Stubborn donkey,
My reply 1
Quote:
how do you break it up please
my reply 2
Quote:
and if your not willingly to tell me,
my reply 3
Quote:
then please DONT offer me no advice in future
my reply 4

To make it like the previous example (which wpuld be preferred, though not necessary ) copy the part that says who posted with the link to the post and paste it accordingly to the proper part in each first half of each quote tag. In my I would copy =minato uchiha;2118164 and paste it where the # is
[*QUOTE#] to get [*QUOTE=minato uchiha;2118164] (of course with the * removed)


Of course you can use any other method you like to get to the end result, but now that you know what the end rwsult looks like I think there shouldnt be any problems
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In the event of ties, there are elimination rounds until there is a champion.

You have to choose your person you are banning within 48 hours after winning the event, it doesn't carry over.

You can only ban one person and there is no changing once it happens.

The contest starts on this upcoming Sunday (the 25th).
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So 24 hours after it starts is the deadline for turning in the answers to you via PM?

Can you ban ANY member? Or is it only members that have said they'd participate?

If you send in an answer then find a faster solution can you send the faster one in after you already answered?

How soon after the first winner is decided will there be another round? (assuming it's at your leisure)
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I'm in....

Also are ties only for ppl who have the exact same answer or does it simply look at the count? (for clarity: if two ppl find different ways to get to sexual intercourse in the same amount of clicks)
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I am going to post the list of words some time around midnight on Sunday (you know, 12 am EST). Exactly 24 hours later I will not accept anymore entries.

You can ban ANY member of NFC... But as I wrote before, you probably don't want to waste it on an admin since they can pretty much do whatever the hell they want.

You get one entry. If you find a faster way after submitting it, tough titties.

I will let the 5 members who won the preliminaries know on Monday and then start the 2nd round some time on Tuesday. (If there is somehow a tie between 6+ people or something then we'll just have a lot of elimination rounds, that's all.)

I will probably announce the winners with 10 hours or so after the contest ends (I gotta sleep, man).
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I'll give it a shot. =]

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