Sexual Intercourse Contest

DarkAztek · 10-22-2009, 08:21 AM

A New Contest

Originally, the idea for this competition came from SMBC, a seriously funny web comic.

A few rounds of it were played by some NCF members and it was a blast... So let's play for keeps: The winner of this contest gets to ban whomever they would like for one week. Really, anybody. You can even ban mods+ (although be warned that banning an admin will have no effect since they can still get on). Anyone caught creating a duplicate account after being banned for this game will get a REAL banning from the mod team (all normal duplicate account rules apply).

The setup:

There will be several rounds of this game but they all follow a few basic principles. There will be a list of 10 starting points on Wikipedia (compiled by yours truly). At each starting point, you have to click on one of the links on that page and somehow make your way to the Sexual Intercourse page. (Not the Sex page, the Sexual Intercourse page.)

You will create a link chain from each one looking something like this:

Casper the Friendly Ghost > Hilary Duff > Virginity > Sexual intercourse.

To clarify, that would be 3 clicks.

The 5 people who submit correct, full chains with the least amount of clicks (total) will move on into the next round. Subsequent rounds will be held until there is only one winner. The winner will then tell me who they want banned and will also get some kind of banner or something to put in their signature.

Submission guidelines:

1) This thread is ONLY for questions / chat about the contest. In order to enter it you must send me a PM with an answer to all of the questions. Make the title of the thread "Sexual Intercourse Entry" or else you will be disqualified. (This is just to make sure you can frickin' read.)

2) You MUST cite your chain, you cannot simply just tell me what it is. (Ex: You can't just say Chewbacca -> Fur Suit -> Furries -> Sexual Intercourse. You have to link to each Wikipedia article and, if you believe I might have trouble finding where you clicked it, give a little footnote as well.)

3) You cannot share answers with anyone else. I understand that people might have similar paths (there can only BE so many) but this is a personal contest. There is no group entry, you have to figure this stuff out on your own.

4) Once the links are posted here (on October 25th) you will have 24 hours before the first round of the contest ends. This is just the preliminary round so you have a rather long time - but future ones will start getting exponentially shorter. Time is of the essence.

Now some of you might be worried about our typical pornography rules. After all, a lot of the stuff having to do with sexual intercourse is somewhat explicit material. HOWEVER - these are Wikipedia articles that we are linking to (educational pages) for a game's purpose. Additionally, this is why you are PMing the answers to me and not posting them in this thread (plus you don't want to help anyone). Any other questions / comments? Feel free to post them here.

DarkAztek · 10-22-2009, 09:52 AM

Also: Please post in here to at least say if you are participating. It'd be great to know how many friggin' entries I have to read.

balmung5000 · 10-22-2009, 09:54 AM

TL;DR

cpas

zer0systm · 10-22-2009, 10:29 AM

What happens in the even on of a tie? does it come down to who submitted first? or do all who are tied up compete in a tie breaker.

The Madness · 10-22-2009, 11:24 AM

People who I think will get banned the most:

Me
Bal

Questions:

Will you be able to hold onto that 1 week ban so that you can use it at a later time or does it have to be RIGHT when you win?

If the answer to my first question was yes, then if you win more than once and you have 2 weeks saved, could you ban a user for two consecutive weeks? Or would you have to pick a new target?

Also, I'm in.

Jaxon · 10-22-2009, 11:31 AM

Entering. Also, prepare to get banned. All of you.

kluang · 10-22-2009, 12:10 PM

entering. I'm gonna ban all anti hashirama out there!!!!!!!!!

balmung5000 · 10-22-2009, 12:41 PM

YEA I GUESS IM IN
IM ALWAYS FOR BANNING
OG

CAUSE I HATE HER

cpas

stubborn_d0nkey · 10-22-2009, 01:13 PM

im in, when does it start?

DarkAztek · 10-22-2009, 02:18 PM

In the event of ties, there are elimination rounds until there is a champion.

You have to choose your person you are banning within 48 hours after winning the event, it doesn't carry over.

You can only ban one person and there is no changing once it happens.

The contest starts on this upcoming Sunday (the 25th).

The Madness · 10-22-2009, 02:25 PM

So 24 hours after it starts is the deadline for turning in the answers to you via PM?

Can you ban ANY member? Or is it only members that have said they'd participate?

If you send in an answer then find a faster solution can you send the faster one in after you already answered?

How soon after the first winner is decided will there be another round? (assuming it's at your leisure)

Playa · 10-22-2009, 03:14 PM

I'm in....

Also are ties only for ppl who have the exact same answer or does it simply look at the count? (for clarity: if two ppl find different ways to get to sexual intercourse in the same amount of clicks)

DarkAztek · 10-22-2009, 05:06 PM

I am going to post the list of words some time around midnight on Sunday (you know, 12 am EST). Exactly 24 hours later I will not accept anymore entries.

You can ban ANY member of NFC... But as I wrote before, you probably don't want to waste it on an admin since they can pretty much do whatever the hell they want.

You get one entry. If you find a faster way after submitting it, tough titties.

I will let the 5 members who won the preliminaries know on Monday and then start the 2nd round some time on Tuesday. (If there is somehow a tie between 6+ people or something then we'll just have a lot of elimination rounds, that's all.)

I will probably announce the winners with 10 hours or so after the contest ends (I gotta sleep, man).

Vanity · 10-22-2009, 07:32 PM

I'll give it a shot. =]

@Jaxon- mmm u no hao i lyk it

zer0systm · 10-23-2009, 01:44 AM

Yeah I'm in

10-22-2009, 08:21 AM	#1
DarkAztek Sand Man Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 30 Posts: 3,324 Thanks: 64 Thanked 583 Times in 190 Posts	Sexual Intercourse Contest A New Contest Originally, the idea for this competition came from SMBC, a seriously funny web comic. A few rounds of it were played by some NCF members and it was a blast... So let's play for keeps: The winner of this contest gets to ban whomever they would like for one week. Really, anybody. You can even ban mods+ (although be warned that banning an admin will have no effect since they can still get on). Anyone caught creating a duplicate account after being banned for this game will get a REAL banning from the mod team (all normal duplicate account rules apply). The setup: There will be several rounds of this game but they all follow a few basic principles. There will be a list of 10 starting points on Wikipedia (compiled by yours truly). At each starting point, you have to click on one of the links on that page and somehow make your way to the Sexual Intercourse page. (Not the Sex page, the Sexual Intercourse page.) You will create a link chain from each one looking something like this: Casper the Friendly Ghost > Hilary Duff > Virginity > Sexual intercourse. To clarify, that would be 3 clicks. The 5 people who submit correct, full chains with the least amount of clicks (total) will move on into the next round. Subsequent rounds will be held until there is only one winner. The winner will then tell me who they want banned and will also get some kind of banner or something to put in their signature. Submission guidelines: 1) This thread is ONLY for questions / chat about the contest. In order to enter it you must send me a PM with an answer to all of the questions. Make the title of the thread "Sexual Intercourse Entry" or else you will be disqualified. (This is just to make sure you can frickin' read.) 2) You MUST cite your chain, you cannot simply just tell me what it is. (Ex: You can't just say Chewbacca -> Fur Suit -> Furries -> Sexual Intercourse. You have to link to each Wikipedia article and, if you believe I might have trouble finding where you clicked it, give a little footnote as well.) 3) You cannot share answers with anyone else. I understand that people might have similar paths (there can only BE so many) but this is a personal contest. There is no group entry, you have to figure this stuff out on your own. 4) Once the links are posted here (on October 25th) you will have 24 hours before the first round of the contest ends. This is just the preliminary round so you have a rather long time - but future ones will start getting exponentially shorter. Time is of the essence. Now some of you might be worried about our typical pornography rules. After all, a lot of the stuff having to do with sexual intercourse is somewhat explicit material. HOWEVER - these are Wikipedia articles that we are linking to (educational pages) for a game's purpose. Additionally, this is why you are PMing the answers to me and not posting them in this thread (plus you don't want to help anyone). Any other questions / comments? Feel free to post them here. __________________ [CENTER] Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō[/CENTER] [CENTER] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/HookerBodyShots/shark.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [center][b]Filler content[/b][/center]

10-22-2009, 09:52 AM	#2
DarkAztek Sand Man Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 30 Posts: 3,324 Thanks: 64 Thanked 583 Times in 190 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest Also: Please post in here to at least say if you are participating. It'd be great to know how many friggin' entries I have to read. __________________ [CENTER] Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō[/CENTER] [CENTER] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/HookerBodyShots/shark.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [center][b]Filler content[/b][/center]

10-22-2009, 09:54 AM	#3
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest TL;DR cpas

10-22-2009, 10:29 AM	#4
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,043 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest What happens in the even on of a tie? does it come down to who submitted first? or do all who are tied up compete in a tie breaker. __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

10-22-2009, 11:24 AM	#5
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest People who I think will get banned the most: Me Bal Questions: Will you be able to hold onto that 1 week ban so that you can use it at a later time or does it have to be RIGHT when you win? If the answer to my first question was yes, then if you win more than once and you have 2 weeks saved, could you ban a user for two consecutive weeks? Or would you have to pick a new target? Also, I'm in. Last edited by The Madness; 10-22-2009 at 11:31 AM.

10-22-2009, 11:31 AM	#6
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,494 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest Entering. Also, prepare to get banned. All of you.

10-22-2009, 12:10 PM	#7
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,670 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest entering. I'm gonna ban all anti hashirama out there!!!!!!!!! __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

10-22-2009, 12:41 PM	#8
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest YEA I GUESS IM IN IM ALWAYS FOR BANNING OG CAUSE I HATE HER cpas

10-22-2009, 02:18 PM	#10
DarkAztek Sand Man Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 30 Posts: 3,324 Thanks: 64 Thanked 583 Times in 190 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest In the event of ties, there are elimination rounds until there is a champion. You have to choose your person you are banning within 48 hours after winning the event, it doesn't carry over. You can only ban one person and there is no changing once it happens. The contest starts on this upcoming Sunday (the 25th). __________________ [CENTER] Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō[/CENTER] [CENTER] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/HookerBodyShots/shark.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [center][b]Filler content[/b][/center]

10-22-2009, 02:25 PM	#11
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest So 24 hours after it starts is the deadline for turning in the answers to you via PM? Can you ban ANY member? Or is it only members that have said they'd participate? If you send in an answer then find a faster solution can you send the faster one in after you already answered? How soon after the first winner is decided will there be another round? (assuming it's at your leisure)

10-22-2009, 03:14 PM	#12
Playa The Village Idiot Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 369 Thanks: 1,753 Thanked 547 Times in 161 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest I'm in.... Also are ties only for ppl who have the exact same answer or does it simply look at the count? (for clarity: if two ppl find different ways to get to sexual intercourse in the same amount of clicks) __________________

10-22-2009, 05:06 PM	#13
DarkAztek Sand Man Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 30 Posts: 3,324 Thanks: 64 Thanked 583 Times in 190 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest I am going to post the list of words some time around midnight on Sunday (you know, 12 am EST). Exactly 24 hours later I will not accept anymore entries. You can ban ANY member of NFC... But as I wrote before, you probably don't want to waste it on an admin since they can pretty much do whatever the hell they want. You get one entry. If you find a faster way after submitting it, tough titties. I will let the 5 members who won the preliminaries know on Monday and then start the 2nd round some time on Tuesday. (If there is somehow a tie between 6+ people or something then we'll just have a lot of elimination rounds, that's all.) I will probably announce the winners with 10 hours or so after the contest ends (I gotta sleep, man). __________________ [CENTER] Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō[/CENTER] [CENTER] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/HookerBodyShots/shark.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [center][b]Filler content[/b][/center]

10-22-2009, 07:32 PM	#14
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest I'll give it a shot. =] @Jaxon- mmm u no hao i lyk it __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

10-23-2009, 01:44 AM	#15
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,043 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: Sexual Intercourse Contest Yeah I'm in __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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