Azumi

lolwhut?

Common sense will tell you that the accidental kiss was made only for the lulz. Unless you're green enough to think of something else.

Oh like Masashi SHOULD think the way DBZ creator do. Seriously. The important thing isn't so much that Naruto and Sasuke actually kiss, it's that the author attempts to make the audience already begin to think of sexual tension between the characters. Proof? And by proof I mean an actual statement from Kishimoto confirming the said theory. >.>


LOL

You said romantic? Can you site any hint of this romance you were blabbering with aside from that accidental kiss? Kthx

Btw, accidental kiss =/= romance. >.>


Just because a person wants to be as strong as the other doesnt mean he's homo.

LAWL He's interested to SAKURA. Does that count? O.o

And oh, not pervy =/= homo KTHX

How about Naruto did the Sexy no jutsu as an appreciation for feminine beauty? Seriously, you can do a lot of interpretation with that. Im quite amused with yours, though.


LAWL XD

Well written, I should say. I appreciate the effort you've exerted in writing this. Thanks for the lulz.

Right.

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Hook, line and sinker!

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TheSixthHokage

I had to use humor because anyone who seriously thinks that, deserves to be treated lightly.

Exhibit A:
http://www.narutocentral.com/manga.p...ruto&c=347&p=9

Exhibit B:

http://www.narutocentral.com/manga.p...uto&c=347&p=10

Naruto says and I quote "I don't want to see that nasty crap."

I have no problem arguing legitimate theories, but this is just a joke thread, meant to troll Naruto fans.

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Mal

There are much easier ways to troll the easily raged members of this site, why would we go through the trouble of presenting a well formed and logical argument? This thread is merely for the sake of igniting discussion.

TheSixthHokage

That was a well-formed argument? Most of it was bullshit with no actual evidence. Empirical evidence > personal assumptions. Naruto has been shown to be blatantly heterosexual and indeed homophobic in many panels, including in the two pages I have already provided.

Some people need new hobbies. Ever notice how the makers of these threads never discuss legitimate Naruto things? Haven't seen any of you guys post in the Naruto manga section in a long time. It's all for the LULZ for you.

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Mal

If there is no evidence, then discredit Tzu's arguments. You can't just post a few pictures and say "lol ur wrong, I got pics"

Spiegel

Not only is he boring but also gay. The whole first part of the series has been him complaining about chicks. He'd rather hang out with some obese ninja (how does that work?) looking at clouds all day (wtf?) rather than talk it up to the only chick that looks after him (Temari). From the looks of it I think I can question almost everyone's sexual preference in this series. Kishi must have some underlying message in all this.

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Miburo

He said romance, and was referring to how many classical and realistic romances evolve. You took it out of context and fabricated some false argument involving an openly romantic relationship with Sasuke and attacked it. The topic creator never said anything like that though.That's called a strawman. A logical fallacious argument on your part.

btw, the topic creator never said it did.

And no one said wanting to be strong meant he was a homo either. If you disagree with his theory then try actually addressing it.
Naruto clearly does the sexy no jutsu to sexually arouse men for various reasons.

Also, half your argument was just "lolwhut? LOL LULZ XD" ...Not really all that convincing.

There were other people around, and it was a public setting. Based on the fact that there has never been an openly homosexual relationship in the Naruto universe, it's entirely possible that homosexuality is looked down upon in their society. You know, just like how our society insults and mocks homosexuals now.

If anything, what you posted only supports the theory that Naruto may have subconscious homosexual feelings. Often times homosexuals who are not comfortable with their feelings lash out and act homophobic. Notice how Kakashi and Sai aren't vocalizing their disgust so adamantly? Only Naruto is, like he's going out of his way to make people think that he's against homosexuality. Typical closet gay behavior.

TheSixthHokage

^ Or it could be his outlandish behaviour and personality. You know... how he reacts to basically everything. I mean, he tends to be rather loud about everything. But hey, only 99% of the manga shows this.

Gay men eat yogurt. Next I am going to hear how Naruto loves yogurt, ergo he's gay.

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seanizzzle

for all you know exhibit A might actually be showing Naruto being mad that HE isn't the one in the jutsu with sasuke..lol..buh yea interesting theory....everone's entitled to their own interpretations, i believe free speech still rules the world, yes?..well most of it anywayz

oh yea and remember when we all found out that Dumbledore from HP was actually GAY!..there were subtle clues through out the book that most ppl didnt really put together...so yea since then i have learnt to expect anythin...

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rokudaime_hokage

love the way tzu men is crushing narutardz's gutsy role model with his theory

EDIT: ^kishi loves plot twists as much as naruto loves dick (sasuke's)

Playa

No most of this theory and I do stress theory has shown manga evidence & reasonable deductions made from said evidence to come to this conclusion. Whereas the counter arguments have simply 'lolz', 'the author needs to explicitly say it' or it's been ppl 'misconstruing segments of the original theory.'

If you want to prove a point, show irrefutable evidence to counter the points, otherwise the theory can't be proven completely invalid

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Miburo

Or he could just be gay. Tzu Men pointed out tons of instances in the manga that support that theory as well.

How about you actually address the theory if you disagree with it? So far all you've done is attempt to insult people, and say the theory sucks without actually showing how any of it is flawed by using extremely poor arguments, or no arguments at all.

I mean, why are you so close-minded to the possibility that Naruto may be a homosexual? You've insulted people multiple times in this thread for no reason at all. They're not being stupid, and they're basing their arguments off of evidence found in the manga. It's really not a bad theory, especially compared to the majority of the theories found in here. Is the possibility of Naruto being gay really that upsetting? Do you have something against gay people? I mean, come on.

rokudaime_hokage

tobi = obito
tobi= danzo
madara = danzo
danzo = obito

Omoi

Tzu Men deserves a Ph.D. degree for the thesis he just wrote.

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