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Old 11-23-2009, 05:20 PM   #7741
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

as do claymores, cause like i said they were intended to demolish the heavy armor and not cut through flesh...can't argue with that...

and why are katanas not that durable? obviously you only cut flesh and not heavy armor or kevlar?

edit: that's what i meant with "properly handled" thanks jaxon
honestly i won't be able to handle one, but it's better than a claymore

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Old 11-23-2009, 05:23 PM   #7742
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

A well made katana is awesome, and it's not that low on durability. However, since you are fighting hordes here, it is most likely to break at some point if the pressure is put on the side which isn't sharp (dunno how to say it in English).

I'd rather have a longsword and a shield in this situation. MUCH better.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:28 PM   #7743
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

the side that's not sharp is i think the blunt side ^^

correct me if i'm wrong, german >.<

yes maybe that's true, but i would not be that bad for a time...

perhaps one should switch to the axe or the combination darth-nero posted...seems durable but for the wooden handle...should be steel too ^^

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Old 11-23-2009, 05:29 PM   #7744
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Not anyone can use katanas properly,you need to be well trained or they will break after certain wrong moves.

If you love swords then pickup something more heavy and strong.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:33 PM   #7745
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

We're talking about zombies. Gotta destroy the brain or severe the head. You're going to be hitting some bone, and pretty often. I'd rather have something that can crush armor, since then it can also crush skulls. Over something designed to cut flesh, since most flesh wounds are ineffective against zombies.

If we're talking about non-armored, one-on-one melee combat against a normal human then I'd maybe pick a katana.

If sword and shield, spear, halberd, etc. aren't available. Fucking weeaboos. =p
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:35 PM   #7746
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

NEROX YOUR SAYING THAT A CLAYMORE
THAT IS DESIGNED TO PIERCE THROUGH STEEL ARMOR
IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO CUT THROUGH A DECAYING BODY?

THE KATANA IS A BAD CHOICE BECAUSE
1. YOU WILL BE CUTTIGN THROUGH MORE THEN FLESH BUT BONE
YOU MUST SEVER THE CONNECTION OF THE BRAIN
TO THE REST OF THE BODY IN ORDER TO KILL A ZOMBIE
TO DO THIS YOU EITHER SLICE OFF ITS HEAD SO YOU CUT THROUGH
THE SPINAL CHORD OR YOU SLICE THROUGH ITS SKULL
OBVIOUSLY THE SPINE IS LESS DURABLE
BUT IT IS STILL MADE TO WITHSTAND A DECENT AMOUNT OF DAMAGE
2. IN ORDER TO USE A KATANA TO ITS OPTIMAL ABLITLITY
YOU MUST TAKE SERIOUS CARE FO IT
MEANING CLEANING IT AND SHAPENING IT REGULARLY
WHEN YOUR HIDING OUT YOU CANT EXACTLY
SHARPEN YOUR KATANA BLADE TO OPTIMUL ABLITLITY
SO EVENTUALLY IT WILL WEAR RATHER QUICKLY
ALSO SINCE YOU MOST LIKELY WILL FIGHT HORDES
OF AT LEAST 5-10 ZOMBIES AT A TIME


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Old 11-23-2009, 05:36 PM   #7747
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

@Miburo:Katana against normal humans is the perfect choice.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:37 PM   #7748
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

My favorite weapon, ever, is the two-handed sword. But in this situation, it's better to have something to defend with, so unless I could wield Gut's Dragon Slayer, I'd go with sword+shield style.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:40 PM   #7749
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

YOU CANT REALLY "DEFEND"
AGAINST A ZOMBIE
IT BITES ANY PART OF YOU
AND YOUR DONE
THE BEST DEFENSE IS A KILLER OFFENSE


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Old 11-23-2009, 05:41 PM   #7750
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zweih%C3%A4nder

with a twohand sword you won'T be able to cut through anything... you have to crush the head/skull...

and to lift a fukcing claymore to crush a zombies head you have to be quite strong to fend of waves of them...

i'll say a big claymore is even worse than a katana o0

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Old 11-23-2009, 05:43 PM   #7751
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Guts' Dragon slayer would be badass....
Also despite it's inefficiency at severing the brain connection, I'd sway toward a large battle hammer
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:49 PM   #7752
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

THAT SWORD IS
16 LBS
THATS NOTHING
ANYONE WHO ISNT OBESSE
COULD SWING THAT AROUND FOR SEVERAL HOURS
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Perhaps the best known user of a Zweihänder was Pier Gerlofs Donia who is reputed to have wielded it with such skill, strength, and efficiency that he managed to behead multiple people with it in a single blow.
THATS THE WHOLE POINT
SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

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Old 11-23-2009, 05:51 PM   #7753
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

are you Pier Gerlofs Donia ?
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:52 PM   #7754
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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with a twohand sword you won'T be able to cut through anything... you have to crush the head/skull...

and to lift a fukcing claymore to crush a zombies head you have to be quite strong to fend of waves of them...

i'll say a big claymore is even worse than a katana o0

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That link doesn't say anything about them not being able to cut. And, again, cutting flesh is mostly useless against zombies. It does mention decapitating people though, which is useful for zombies.

And I'd rather have a slightly heavier weapon that's totally reliable over one that might break and leave me raging as I'm getting swarmed by goddamn zombies.

Also, I think leather would make for good zombie armor. Can't bite through a leather jacket, can they? I think that's what I would wear.
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Old 11-23-2009, 05:53 PM   #7755
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

It's says multiple. Implying that he was so hxc that he could do badass shit like that.

I'm sure a 'normal' person could at the very least manage not being a fag and could swing it with enough force to swipe ONE head off.
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