The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 520

Jaxon · 11-23-2009, 06:24 PM

I stole a cricket bat, and held onto it for the inevitable defense of my room from zombies.

Got stolen back =/

balmung5000 · 11-23-2009, 06:24 PM

THAT IS THE ONLY ISNATNCE
I COULD SEE PARKOUR BEING A USEFULL TRAIT

WHILE THE SHEER ABILITY TO DETACH MYSELF
FROM EMOTIONS AND SLICE THROUGH THE FACE
OF AN INFECTED LOVED ONE
IS ON ID MUCH RATHER HAVE

cpas

**Miburo** · 11-23-2009, 06:32 PM

I might just make a zombie survival kit and keep it in my room now. I could also show it to chicks before I bang them, that way I can just skip the foreplay. Can't imagine any chick not getting wet from seeing how prepared I am to fuck up any Zed that try to feast on her flesh at a moment's notice.

balmung5000 · 11-23-2009, 06:34 PM

WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR BAIT

cpas

The Madness · 11-23-2009, 06:35 PM

I honestly think I'd be ok with mercilessly butchering a loved one turned zombie.

Parkour would be a pretty sick skill to have, but I'm not gonna lie. I'd spend 99% of my time in the woods, that shits my zone.

balmung5000 · 11-23-2009, 06:38 PM

THE PROBLEM WITH TEH WOODS
IS ITS SOMETIMES DIFFICULT
TO DEFEND AGAINST

WITH ZOMBIE ATTACKS YOU ILL CONSTANTLY
HAVE TO DEFENEND AGAINST MASSIVE SWARMS OF ZOMBIES
AND HAVE TO HAVE A GOOD PLACE TO DO SO
IN THE WOODS YOU COULD CHOP DOWN SOME TREES AND FURNISH SOMETHIGN
BUT IT WOULD JUST TAKE WAY TOO LONG

ON THE PLUS SID
IS DONT THINK ZOMBIES COULD CLIMB TREES
SO IF YOU WERE TO SIT UP IN ONE YOUD BE RELETIVLY SAFE UNTIL YOU WANTED
TO COME DOWN

BUT AGAIN YOUR COMPLETELY OPEN TO THE HARSH WEATHER

cpas

Nerox · 11-23-2009, 06:44 PM

a house with only an elevator might be a bood base too...

i don't know if zombies could actually use an elevator, but i can't belive it ^^

so just destroy the stairs and make sure you have a fire escape exit for emergencies...and security stuff, like movement sensors...should be pretty safe

regards

Darth-Nero · 11-23-2009, 06:47 PM

IF some of us know how to fly a copter then we will fly into the nearest vacant island and make it our safe zone that we keep our supplies and the chicks we find in our way..

Then we keep going back and forth getting moar food and hopefully more live chicks,So once we had enough..we start enjoying our little paradise until some fucktard scientist discovers a cure,Then we can still go out for patrols to hunt zombies for lulz if we got bored.

Shrike · 11-23-2009, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaxon

I stole a cricket bat, and held onto it for the inevitable defense of my room from zombies.

Got stolen back =/

I have...uh, a door knob.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerox511

a house with only an elevator might be a bood base too...

i don't know if zombies could actually use an elevator, but i can't belive it ^^

so just destroy the stairs and make sure you have a fire escape exit for emergencies...and security stuff, like movement sensors...should be pretty safe

That's an okay bunker. If you have food and can manage to find such a place. Which would be pretty hard.

I just thought of something else - a lot of rope would be needed, to climb down or up when it is possible, since zombies can't use them.

balmung5000 · 11-23-2009, 06:48 PM

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO
BUT WHILE CLIMBING DOWN IF ANY ZOMBIES ARE THERE
YOUR SCREWED
ALSO NO QUICK ESCAPE

AND FINDING THE GAS
TO FUEL THE HELICOPER WOULD EB NO PROBLEM
RIGHT

cpas

Tzu Men · 11-23-2009, 06:51 PM

I think the idea of any of us being able to fly a helicopter, let alone finding a working one, fuel, and a vacant, hospitable island that you can land on is pretty fucking stupid.

Darth-Nero · 11-23-2009, 06:52 PM

I know that planes needs more pure gas than cars but i think it might still work with cars gas.

Gas is gas.

Jaxon · 11-23-2009, 06:52 PM

Sorry to let you guys hang, but I'm staying in the UK for the duration of the zombie apocalypse. As much as I feel that flying around the world during a time of great human crisis is an acceptable time for butt-secks with Internet buddies, might be a better idea to hole up here.

Shrike · 11-23-2009, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth-Nero

I know that planes needs more pure gas than cars but i think it might still work with cars gas.

Gas is gas.

Isn't kerosene what fuels helicopters?

Nerox · 11-23-2009, 06:55 PM

what about a aircraft carrier...u americans have quite some of those boats don't you? ^^

so no zombie would be able to get to it, and if you want to get some food, you just have to paddle your boat some meters, if you don't move the carrier out of the harbour :>

regards

11-23-2009, 06:24 PM	#7786
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,494 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I stole a cricket bat, and held onto it for the inevitable defense of my room from zombies. Got stolen back =/

11-23-2009, 06:24 PM	#7787
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 THAT IS THE ONLY ISNATNCE I COULD SEE PARKOUR BEING A USEFULL TRAIT WHILE THE SHEER ABILITY TO DETACH MYSELF FROM EMOTIONS AND SLICE THROUGH THE FACE OF AN INFECTED LOVED ONE IS ON ID MUCH RATHER HAVE cpas

11-23-2009, 06:32 PM	#7788
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I might just make a zombie survival kit and keep it in my room now. I could also show it to chicks before I bang them, that way I can just skip the foreplay. Can't imagine any chick not getting wet from seeing how prepared I am to fuck up any Zed that try to feast on her flesh at a moment's notice.

11-23-2009, 06:34 PM	#7789
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR BAIT cpas

11-23-2009, 06:35 PM	#7790
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I honestly think I'd be ok with mercilessly butchering a loved one turned zombie. Parkour would be a pretty sick skill to have, but I'm not gonna lie. I'd spend 99% of my time in the woods, that shits my zone.

11-23-2009, 06:38 PM	#7791
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 THE PROBLEM WITH TEH WOODS IS ITS SOMETIMES DIFFICULT TO DEFEND AGAINST WITH ZOMBIE ATTACKS YOU ILL CONSTANTLY HAVE TO DEFENEND AGAINST MASSIVE SWARMS OF ZOMBIES AND HAVE TO HAVE A GOOD PLACE TO DO SO IN THE WOODS YOU COULD CHOP DOWN SOME TREES AND FURNISH SOMETHIGN BUT IT WOULD JUST TAKE WAY TOO LONG ON THE PLUS SID IS DONT THINK ZOMBIES COULD CLIMB TREES SO IF YOU WERE TO SIT UP IN ONE YOUD BE RELETIVLY SAFE UNTIL YOU WANTED TO COME DOWN BUT AGAIN YOUR COMPLETELY OPEN TO THE HARSH WEATHER cpas

11-23-2009, 06:44 PM	#7792
Nerox Mah'alleinir Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Golden Hall Posts: 743 Thanks: 2,254 Thanked 2,671 Times in 1,262 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 a house with only an elevator might be a bood base too... i don't know if zombies could actually use an elevator, but i can't belive it ^^ so just destroy the stairs and make sure you have a fire escape exit for emergencies...and security stuff, like movement sensors...should be pretty safe regards

11-23-2009, 06:47 PM	#7793
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,563 Thanked 1,636 Times in 656 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 IF some of us know how to fly a copter then we will fly into the nearest vacant island and make it our safe zone that we keep our supplies and the chicks we find in our way.. Then we keep going back and forth getting moar food and hopefully more live chicks,So once we had enough..we start enjoying our little paradise until some fucktard scientist discovers a cure,Then we can still go out for patrols to hunt zombies for lulz if we got bored. Last edited by Darth-Nero; 11-23-2009 at 06:48 PM.

11-23-2009, 06:48 PM	#7795
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO BUT WHILE CLIMBING DOWN IF ANY ZOMBIES ARE THERE YOUR SCREWED ALSO NO QUICK ESCAPE AND FINDING THE GAS TO FUEL THE HELICOPER WOULD EB NO PROBLEM RIGHT cpas

11-23-2009, 06:51 PM	#7796
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 715 Thanks: 4,017 Thanked 2,705 Times in 863 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I think the idea of any of us being able to fly a helicopter, let alone finding a working one, fuel, and a vacant, hospitable island that you can land on is pretty fucking stupid.

11-23-2009, 06:52 PM	#7797
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,563 Thanked 1,636 Times in 656 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I know that planes needs more pure gas than cars but i think it might still work with cars gas. Gas is gas.

11-23-2009, 06:52 PM	#7798
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,494 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Sorry to let you guys hang, but I'm staying in the UK for the duration of the zombie apocalypse. As much as I feel that flying around the world during a time of great human crisis is an acceptable time for butt-secks with Internet buddies, might be a better idea to hole up here.

11-23-2009, 06:55 PM	#7800
Nerox Mah'alleinir Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Golden Hall Posts: 743 Thanks: 2,254 Thanked 2,671 Times in 1,262 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 what about a aircraft carrier...u americans have quite some of those boats don't you? ^^ so no zombie would be able to get to it, and if you want to get some food, you just have to paddle your boat some meters, if you don't move the carrier out of the harbour :> regards

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