Servo

Or involving the cops for lulz. Fuck that.

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did someone did something to you similar to what happened to this dude...something involving cops?

Tabris

there is a girl at my work, who has twilight pins on her apron. it takes all the will power in my being to now back hand her, or punch the back of her head as i walk by.

how can anyone be so so so stupid...

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zer0systm

Give in to your anger and do it, just push her unconcious body under some shelving or something, and put something heavy on the ground next to her to make it look like it fell off the shelf and hit her in the head....

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Servo

Lol, no I just think it's weak, and there could have been better ways to teach that cretin a lesson. I have had a few run-ins with our boys in blue though in my more temperamental days, which is why I'm not exactly endeared to them.

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zer0systm

I had a kid throw this massive rock at me once i just stood there and copped it on the chest, next thing i know cops are at my door apparetnly I hit him and threw him into a fence.....

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Tabris

he probably went home and wined to his anal retentive mother

i've never had a really bad run in with the cops.
actually when i was really little i wrote a note of apreciation to the cops of stonewall, and left it outside the cop shop under a rock
i had signed it, which was dumb, but also good, cause i think some of them might still remember me, from the tour they gave me as a thank you.

appreciation notes=free donuts!

i do, however think differently of them now that i've had some experience with cops out side of work.
dougs dad isn't to bad, but my friend damiens step father is a bastard both on and off the clock.

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zer0systm

i've come to meet a few good coppers, great blokes, others are just complete dicks who are just looking to rile you up so they can charge you for something, good thing is i don't get riled up too easliy =D, so i usually get away with shit unless it's an obvious speeding fine or something, and i've only ever had 2-3 of them
some cops tried to do me for having my fog lights on a few months ago (you know the ones built into the kit at the bottom of a car) so i just played dumb and said i forgot they were on, i didnt have my licence on me because i was just running over to my mates.
when he questioned why i didn't notice they were on because i have an light to say so on the dash and what were they on for in the first place, i just said my hand was in the way and that i had them on from the drive to wor this morning, i was unemployed at the time....

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Tabris

lol, nice.
i have foudn that if i look absolutely terrified, and like i'm about to burst into tears, they will leave me with a warning.
no one wants to deal with a crying girl. no one.

i also cried on the phone when i called into work 8 months ago, when i had slipped and smacked my head on the concrete step at the gas station.
the manager got off the phone with me so fast.

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zer0systm

i suppose that's an advantage of being a chick

if i tried that i'd be called a hueg faggot by all, i have contemplated ringing up and sayin i have a funeral to go to some times, i'm yet to use that, saving it for a rainy day....

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Tabris

good choice.
also, my girl friend is in the hospital giving birth is a good one i hear.

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zer0systm

i liek, none of the guys at work know i'm single, add that to the list of excuses, then once a year i can say ohhhh kids first birthday and shit =D

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Tabris

NICE! good plan.

i got to go to dinner with some family soon
which is awesome cause they are paying
i'm gonna order calamari!

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Miburo

All the cops I beat the shit out of at jujitsu say that if you're a dude then it's better to just not make excuses if you get pulled over. They give tickets to the guys that try to weasel out of shit, but let the guys that man up off easy most of the time. For chicks, just be hot and cry.

Also, I'd say it's only faggy to involve the pigs if you're doing it because you're a pussy. Like, you were being a douche and someone wants to have an honorable fistfight with you, so you call the police. Or you get your ass beat for being a fag, then call the police. Shit like that.

But leaving some underage fag in front of a police station with a sign on him saying he's a werewolf is done purely for the humor value involved. It's not like they're afraid of the dude or anything.

And besides, if you're acting like a fag and then pass out around a bunch of drunk dudes, then you should expect that kind of shit to happen. It was just a ticket and some community service, nothing serious. No bitching.

In fact, they should have raped him.

Tabris

scary!
i think, being a twilight fan, he probably would have enjoyed being raped by a bunch of guys

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