zer0systm

Cya AD, nice to meet ya and such =D

Well that just leaves me and Giuseppe or are you going to leave me too?

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Vanity

My brother is a kangafag ;_;

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My nerves are bad to-night.
Yes, bad.

Stay with me.

Speak to me.
Why do you never speak?

Speak.
What are you thinking of?

What thinking?
What?

I never know what you are thinking.

Think.

Darth-Nero

You're not gonna make it there next summer?


Goddamnit that changes every thing.

zer0systm

Not really, I'm still going to go to Canada and the US and your still going to do nothing....

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RNB

I remember seeing it on TV all the time. It didn't think it was funny, but I was too young to understand it. I am watching clips of it on youtube right now and I am cracking up.

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"Nature loves to be hidden."

- Heraclitus

zer0systm

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Servo

Yeah, the humor on that show ranges from utterly silly to remarkably high brow. Funny fucking show.

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Miburo

Mal is awesome. Tab, walk up to him all seductively, passionately open mouth kiss him with extra tongue, then say "That was from Mibs." Please.

And MST3000 was good shit.


Also, I saw a mouse in my kitchen about a week ago. So I went out to buy some mouse traps. They were cheap as fuck, so I got as many as I could for twenty bucks. Which was 48 or some shit. Set them all up all over my kitchen. Just now I went to get something to drink and my dog was trying to get behind the fridge. I check, and there is the mouse with his tail stuck in a mouse trap.

Now, this mouse is a cute little fellow. I didn't really want to kill him, but he gave me little choice. I could toss him outside, but it's cold as fuck and my one neighbor has a fuck ton of cats, so he'd die anyway. Or he could find his way back in my house, which would piss me off. So I figure I could at least make it quick. So I'm trying to think about how to do it, and decide that slamming him headfirst into the kitchen counter would probably be quick and painless. So that's what I do, and I do it fucking hard. But the mouse was still alive, he shat himself, and was all twitching and squeaking and shit. So I'm like "FUCK SHIT SORRY LITTLE GUY LET ME TRY AGAIN!" And that's what I do, and I do it extra fucking hard. Except he's still squeaking and twitching, mother fucker is tough as balls. So now I'm really like "OH SHIT SO SORRY GODDAMN OH WAIT I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" And just drop him headfirst into another mousetrap. It cracks him right in the neck and he's done. Probably should have done that from the beginning...I feel kinda sorta bad now. = (

zer0systm

Sounds like a warrior of a mouse, maybe we'll meet him in Valhalla one day....

ALSO for future reference if you didn't already know, Don't use cheese as bait, does fuck all, use peanut butter, mice liek it heaps moar and it's harder for them to get at without setting off the trap....

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Miburo

Yeah, I used peanut butter. I don't think he was eating any of it though. The trap just got his tail.

And yeah, he was a cool mouse. Looked like he was trying to chew his tail off to escape. That's pretty manly.

Mal

I usually get mice in a plastic bag and hold them to the end of a running vehicle's tail pipe. It's a pretty damn nice way to kill them, since they're good and asleep by the time they suffocate.

Tzu Men

That's pretty damn well thought through Mal.

I have cats to eat vermin so I don't often see mice alive, but sometimes I have had to put rabbits with myxomatosis out of their misery but snapping their necks. We have a neighbour who instead insists upon stabbing them to death "kindly" using a fork, which is gruesomely inefficient to say the least.

Tabris

i sure will sunshine

i used to have cats to do that, now they madea bi-law that all the cats must always be indoors unless they are on a leash, so my cats don't bring me any dead offerings any more

so now, instead of the old ladies finding cat poop in theri flower beds, they have lots of mice in their house.

i personally think it's hillarious, cause there's no rodents in my house

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C&H FTW

official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

Darth-Nero

When i was about 6 or 7 y/o i wanted a pet so bad but my parents refused to get me a dog or a cat or any kind of animal that will make a miss or demand cleaning so they got me a fucking turtle. I hadn't seen turtles before nor did i knew anything about them so i was happy as fuck,Until i discovers the sad truth that they are super boring..mine specially was the most boring turtle on the planet. It never came out of the shell,It was like "Goddamnit if i want to have a rock as a pet i'll get a better looking one".

I was i child and i was watching TMNT so i foolishly tried to feed it pizza. I tossed a slice beside it in excitment looking forward to see it eat it but it hardly seemed like to care at all so i went mad,I wanted to watch it eat anything so i got it some Lettuce and kept setting in front of it waiting to get it's freaken head out of the shell,Which it did but only to suck the leaf inside the shell and eat it from inside.

So i caught it and kept shacking the hell out of the shell like "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHELL I WANNA PLAY WITH YOU GODDAMNIT" but it didn't seem to care,I put it on the ground and drove my bike over it but it didn't seem to care,I fucking threw it out of the balcony but there was a garden underneath so nothing happened to it and it also didn't seem to care. So i went down and got it,Put it over a plastic F1 car that i had that looks like this and rolled it under the couch and fucking forgot about it. I few days later my father smelled something a little routine so he looked for it and he found out about the turtle,He blamed me for not taking care of my pet and i told him "You get me a pet that looks alive and i promise to take good care of it,You get me a fucking rock i'll fucking treat it like one"

Jaxon

Lol wut. Canada strikes again.