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Old 02-01-2010, 05:05 PM   #8791
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Funny story?

Also, how old are the girls that you teach, little spoon?
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Old 02-01-2010, 05:26 PM   #8792
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

NO NOT REALLY FUNNY
THEY JUST STARTED TALKING
EVERY TIME I TURNED MY BACK
SO I FLIPPED AND SAID JUST BECAUSE I TURN
MY BACK DOESNT GIVE THEM THE OPPERTUNITY TO TALK

THEY QUIETED DOWN

THEN MY 9TH PERIOD DIDNT WANNA ASK
QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MIDTERM THAT I HANDED
BACK TO THAT 30% FAILED
SO WHEN I HANDED THEM BACK A SHEET WITH THE QUESTIONS
MOST KIDS GOT WRONG AND SAID I WAS GONNA QUIZ THEM
ON IT IF THEY HAD NO QUESTIONS THEY IMMEDIATLY SATRTED ASKING
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16-17 I THINK IS THIER AGE


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Old 02-03-2010, 10:27 PM   #8793
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

^ i guarntee at least one of them is crushing on you


so i was driving home tonight in some very thick fog, which usually doesn't bather me.
driving at night doesn't usually bother me either.

but i have a very prominent fear of the dark... like a child, i am afraid of the dark...

so in teh fog, i can see about 2 of the dashed lines on the road in front of me , very thick fog, and all around me is white, kinda freaked me out a bit, but still not bad.
i get to this one stretch of road, where the fog lifts to about 5 feet off the ground

i have never had this happen before, usually the fog lifts a bit and you can see better.

WRONG

the fog created a heavy white ceiling and all around my was PITCH BLACK.
tangable black, the kind you can feel swallowing you up.
an abyss.... i nearly cried... i prayed, i prayed while i was driving for protection and for calmness... like i said, scared like a child...
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:21 AM   #8794
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

You didn't have your High Beams on did you? that just fucks shit up when your in fog....

on the cold mornings when fogs shows up here i just turn my fog lights on, although i gotta remember to turn them off, cause they're illegal here if there is no fog around....
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:05 AM   #8795
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Illegal to have on DIM lights when the FUCKING SUN IS UP? Seriously?
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:13 AM   #8796
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

^ Why not? If the FUCKING SUN IS UP, you shouldn't need them.
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:40 AM   #8797
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

The sun ain't up when i go to work in winter and as for the drive home, i don't turn my lights on til the sun goes down, in my car the fog lights turn on and off with the headlights once i've turned them on by the special awesome button on my dash....
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Do you have flamethrower and eject buttons on that dash?
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

i have the flamethrower, but i'm umming and arrring about the eject button, i'm either going to have that installed or an oil slick button.......orrrrr, i could save myself the trouble, get the eject button and drill a holein my oil tank......



sheer brilliance thar....
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Make the eject and the oil slick button the same. When you've ejected, you won't need any oil! Sheer genius.
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I sense a successful future in the car manufacturing industry for us Mr. Jaxon
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

not your line!^
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no i didn't have my highbeams on, give me more credit than we give my brother please :P

it was scary dark.... scary
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

FUNNIEST ONE IN A WHILE



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Old 02-04-2010, 05:21 PM   #8805
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Lolz^
but i thought....isn't that why little girls like unicorns?
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