The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 605

Deepcrow?! · 02-22-2010, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Snakes, rabbits, horses? Wut?

There are 69ing fish, a ram, a bull, lesbians, crab, lion, angel, JUSTICE, scorpion, half-horseman, sea-horse, or man battling jellyfish.

Chinese zodiac is (more) gay. I'm a dumb ox or some shit according to that shit. That's stupid.

...I am Justice.

balmung5000 · 02-22-2010, 06:01 PM

IM TAURUS THE BULL

cpas

Tzu Men · 02-22-2010, 06:17 PM

"Man Battling Jellyfish," sounds much more awesome than saying that I'm Aquarius.

T9F · 02-22-2010, 06:18 PM

im the one battling the jelly fish. but i looked up aquarius and it was all stupid stuff. like, im supposed to care about life's mysteries and "live on many mental levels" or some boring shit like that. the only part i like about mine is it says that i make friends easily and they are loyal to me. i like friends and loyal people.

The Madness · 02-22-2010, 07:06 PM

No matter how you look at it, this stupid shit says I'm two fish orally pleasuring each other.

Shrike · 02-22-2010, 07:08 PM

I am a fucking crab. Cancer, whatever.

Also, I am too lazy to look up what I was supposed to be like by zodiac. Chicks usually like that stuff. Because they believe in destiny and shit.

Shrike · 02-22-2010, 07:10 PM

Also, awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na_Zac23b5E

OG · 02-22-2010, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Snakes, rabbits, horses? Wut?

There are 69ing fish, a ram, a bull, lesbians, crab, lion, angel, JUSTICE, scorpion, half-horseman, sea-horse, or man battling jellyfish.

Chinese zodiac is (more) gay. I'm a dumb ox or some shit according to that shit. That's stupid.

going by that?

oh then

im lesbians/gemini. <.<

**Miburo** · 02-22-2010, 09:14 PM

I didn't read much of the zodiac shit either, and pretty much just skimmed through it and took the bits and pieces that seem the manliest. I'll do the same for your guy's totally lame zodiac signs, except I'll just bullshit stuff going by just the picture, and make your shit sound awesome too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

IM TAURUS THE BULL

cpas

Holy fuck. You're totally manly and fucking headbutt and gore shit with your horns and kill mexicans while running through their shithole towns. Your dong is probably huge because you're basically just a jacked as fuck, pissed off horse. And horses kill people with their dongs. That's awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tzu Men

"Man Battling Jellyfish," sounds much more awesome than saying that I'm Aquarius.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tech N9ne Fan

im the one battling the jelly fish. but i looked up aquarius and it was all stupid stuff. like, im supposed to care about life's mysteries and "live on many mental levels" or some boring shit like that. the only part i like about mine is it says that i make friends easily and they are loyal to me. i like friends and loyal people.

Yeah, you grab fucking man o' wars and fucking guillotine choke them. In the nude. Because you just don't give a fuck. Nobody wants to fuck with you, because goddamn. Who does that shit? I'll tell you: You do. That's awesome.

Edit: And T9F-You're a chick? You hot? Just wondering.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Madness

No matter how you look at it, this stupid shit says I'm two fish orally pleasuring each other.

You just are in eternal manly battle with the person that is the most worthy opponent: Yourself. So you fucking circle around trying to eat yourself. Sure, it looks like you're trying to suck your mirror imaged cock. But you're not. And even if you were, who the fuck cares. You do what the fuck you want. That's awesome.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrike

I am a fucking crab. Cancer, whatever.

Also, I am too lazy to look up what I was supposed to be like by zodiac. Chicks usually like that stuff. Because they believe in destiny and shit.

CRAB BATTLE! That's awesome.

@Lalalalalala-You wear the bottom half of a fursuit while galloping in the woods playing with your faerie bow. You suck. That's not awesome.

@OG-That's awesome.

The Madness · 02-22-2010, 10:05 PM

Only you could almost convince me auto-fellatio is A OK!

Deepcrow?! · 02-22-2010, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Madness

Only you could almost convince me auto-fellatio is A OK!

Wait, this exposes a very important question.

If you have sex with yourself. (Via Portals, or like clones or some shit) is it considered masturbation?

Which also reminds me of the question"

If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape, or shop lifting?

Darth-Nero · 02-22-2010, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

You owe me loli cousin pictures. That's what.

lolololololol..

Loli pictures. Never forget.

Sorry for the delay man but i had some serious shit going on in the past period.

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

FUCK SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN TOMORROW
HOPEFULLY I HAVE SOME FUN STORIES

cpas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Snakes, rabbits, horses? Wut?

There are 69ing fish, a ram, a bull, lesbians, crab, lion, angel, JUSTICE, scorpion, half-horseman, sea-horse, or man battling jellyfish.

Chinese zodiac is (more) gay. I'm a dumb ox or some shit according to that shit. That's stupid.

Am Libra/Justice

Don't really care about my chinese zodiac,could be a freakin frog or something.

**Mal** · 02-23-2010, 12:30 AM

Fuck yeah Bal, Taurus FTW.

LonelyNinja · 02-23-2010, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

@Lalalalalala-You wear the bottom half of a fursuit while galloping in the woods playing with your faerie bow. You suck. That's not awesome.

Oi, fuck you.

Deepcrow?! · 02-23-2010, 01:30 AM

Mentelgen, two things:

First

and

Second

02-22-2010, 06:01 PM	#9062
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 IM TAURUS THE BULL cpas

02-22-2010, 06:17 PM	#9063
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 714 Thanks: 4,010 Thanked 2,697 Times in 859 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 "Man Battling Jellyfish," sounds much more awesome than saying that I'm Aquarius.

02-22-2010, 06:18 PM	#9064
T9F OOOH CHAMPAGNE Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 293 Thanks: 1,482 Thanked 1,160 Times in 421 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 im the one battling the jelly fish. but i looked up aquarius and it was all stupid stuff. like, im supposed to care about life's mysteries and "live on many mental levels" or some boring shit like that. the only part i like about mine is it says that i make friends easily and they are loyal to me. i like friends and loyal people.

02-22-2010, 07:06 PM	#9065
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 No matter how you look at it, this stupid shit says I'm two fish orally pleasuring each other.

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Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,157 Thanks: 7,863 Thanked 9,852 Times in 2,941 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I am a fucking crab. Cancer, whatever. Also, I am too lazy to look up what I was supposed to be like by zodiac. Chicks usually like that stuff. Because they believe in destiny and shit.

02-22-2010, 07:10 PM	#9067
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,157 Thanks: 7,863 Thanked 9,852 Times in 2,941 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Also, awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na_Zac23b5E

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The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Only you could almost convince me auto-fellatio is A OK!

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02-23-2010, 01:30 AM	#9075
Deepcrow?! Caw Caw Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In a Cave Age: 22 Posts: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 8 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Mentelgen, two things: First and Second __________________ "Justice, like lightning, ever should appear to few men's ruin, but to all men's fear."

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