The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 606

Vanity · 02-23-2010, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Deepcrow?!

Wait, this exposes a very important question.

If you have sex with yourself. (Via Portals, or like clones or some shit) is it considered masturbation?

Which also reminds me of the question"

If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape, or shop lifting?

It's only rape if she says no 3 times. =]

**Miburo** · 02-23-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by LonelyNinja

Oi, fuck you.

Hey now. Those were individual zodiac readings. Here is yours:

Holy shit, you have a horse dong and fucking kill things with your fucking bow. Or just kick people's teeth in and shit. All while wearing a fucking spartan helmet. You'll die in glorious battle against the ice witch in narina. That's awesome.

Deepcrow?! · 02-23-2010, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanity

It's only rape if she says no 3 times. =]

It's not rape if you yell "Surprise" first.

Tabris · 02-23-2010, 03:56 PM

i am gemini (the lesbians acording to mibs)
i'm rather proud of being a twin and beign born in the time of the twins.

BAM! take that all you geminis who get your constalation symbol tatooed on your body and think you sooooo artsy/bad ass.

edit no i will not make out with my twin and take pictures of it -_-

Deepcrow?! · 02-23-2010, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

i am gemini (the lesbians acording to mibs)
i'm rather proud of being a twin and beign born in the time of the twins.

BAM! take that all you geminis who get your constalation symbol tatooed on your body and think you sooooo artsy/bad ass.

edit no i will not make out with my twin and take pictures of it -_-

But it will be artsy. AND BAD ASS. You know you want to.

Tabris · 02-23-2010, 04:07 PM

no, my twin does though, she wants two faries that symbolize us, to be holding hands, but flying/facing away from each other (we'll always be together, but on separate paths) with the gemini symbol in the back ground

i want teh kanji for somethign like devotion or love on my shoulder blade...
but that seems so generic, so i'm still thinking

...some day we are planning on dressing up as elda and freya...

The Madness · 02-23-2010, 04:14 PM

Didn't you post your sisters pic, and wasn't she a troll?

I assume you aren't identical twins.

Deepcrow?! · 02-23-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tabris

no, my twin does though, she wants two faries that symbolize us, to be holding hands, but flying/facing away from each other (we'll always be together, but on separate paths) with the gemini symbol in the back ground

i want teh kanji for somethign like devotion or love on my shoulder blade...
but that seems so generic, so i'm still thinking

...some day we are planning on dressing up as elda and freya...

I was alluding to you making out with your sister, and taking pictures of it. Ohohohoho.

Japanese Kanji... as a tattoo. That's like the polar opposite of original. (Unless this was 20 years ago)
Why not like, an Ambigram? Make it twin-like, faerie-like, whatever have you.
That'd be pretty gnarly.

Conversely, get that tattoo, and just pretend you're living in the late 80s, and early 90s.

Tabris · 02-23-2010, 04:20 PM

@ madness: LOLOLOLOLOL
that ugly goblin is my YOUNGER sister

My twin looks much more like me
or rather i look like her, as she is ten minutes older than me.
this is only about a month old http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._8386782_n.jpg
her name is amanda
(she's put on a little weight, but still looken pretty good)

@DC: um... oh, i see. my bad

and i am undecided as of yet

RNB · 02-23-2010, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Tabris

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._8386782_n.jpg

My god. That chin and smile remind me of troll face.

**Miburo** · 02-23-2010, 04:39 PM

Would bang.

Would also like to see her and tab make out.

Edit: Also, don't get kanji tattoos. Ever.

balmung5000 · 02-23-2010, 06:15 PM

2ND NEVER GETTING KANJI TATTOS

2 TATTOOS IVE BEEN THINKING OF
1 SCYTHER
2 CURSED MARK FROM BERSERK

cpas

Tabris · 02-23-2010, 10:35 PM

I know, i know, i wont get one, ok?

@kandykakes: it's true amanda looks more like my younger sister than i do, sepcifically her chin and smile. they both look simillar to my mom, where as i look more like my father. it's a small difference, but easy to notice.

Darth-Nero · 02-23-2010, 10:42 PM

Your face is thinner than hers too.

Also i don't know why she reminds me of 18 from DBZ,maybe its the hair cut.

Tabris · 02-23-2010, 11:02 PM

AH! you looked before i deleted that picture...
ok, i'll get it again for everyone else
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...908_3951_n.jpg
i was a little tipsy in this pic, so i made a stupid face... IMO
not as funny looking as my friend to the left
(i'm in the purple.)
that dress is to small in the chest and very un-comfy... -_-

if i could just drop down to 115 lbs i'd have it made, my stupid chin wouldn't look like that so much

02-23-2010, 03:56 PM	#9079
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 i am gemini (the lesbians acording to mibs) i'm rather proud of being a twin and beign born in the time of the twins. BAM! take that all you geminis who get your constalation symbol tatooed on your body and think you sooooo artsy/bad ass. edit no i will not make out with my twin and take pictures of it -_- __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

02-23-2010, 04:07 PM	#9081
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 no, my twin does though, she wants two faries that symbolize us, to be holding hands, but flying/facing away from each other (we'll always be together, but on separate paths) with the gemini symbol in the back ground i want teh kanji for somethign like devotion or love on my shoulder blade... but that seems so generic, so i'm still thinking ...some day we are planning on dressing up as elda and freya... __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

02-23-2010, 04:14 PM	#9082
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Didn't you post your sisters pic, and wasn't she a troll? I assume you aren't identical twins.

02-23-2010, 04:20 PM	#9084
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 @ madness: LOLOLOLOLOL that ugly goblin is my YOUNGER sister My twin looks much more like me or rather i look like her, as she is ten minutes older than me. this is only about a month old http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._8386782_n.jpg her name is amanda (she's put on a little weight, but still looken pretty good) @DC: um... oh, i see. my bad and i am undecided as of yet __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 02-23-2010 at 04:21 PM.

02-23-2010, 04:39 PM	#9086
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Would bang. Would also like to see her and tab make out. Edit: Also, don't get kanji tattoos. Ever.

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balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 2ND NEVER GETTING KANJI TATTOS 2 TATTOOS IVE BEEN THINKING OF 1 SCYTHER 2 CURSED MARK FROM BERSERK cpas

02-23-2010, 10:35 PM	#9088
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I know, i know, i wont get one, ok? @kandykakes: it's true amanda looks more like my younger sister than i do, sepcifically her chin and smile. they both look simillar to my mom, where as i look more like my father. it's a small difference, but easy to notice. __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 02-23-2010 at 10:36 PM.

02-23-2010, 10:42 PM	#9089
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,560 Thanked 1,636 Times in 656 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Your face is thinner than hers too. Also i don't know why she reminds me of 18 from DBZ,maybe its the hair cut.

02-23-2010, 11:02 PM	#9090
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 AH! you looked before i deleted that picture... ok, i'll get it again for everyone else http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...908_3951_n.jpg i was a little tipsy in this pic, so i made a stupid face... IMO not as funny looking as my friend to the left (i'm in the purple.) that dress is to small in the chest and very un-comfy... -_- if i could just drop down to 115 lbs i'd have it made, my stupid chin wouldn't look like that so much __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

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