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Old 03-09-2010, 09:02 PM   #9226
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There was that new movie about that jew guy whom his wife want him to divorce her so she can marry his neighbour who also tried some personal face to face reasoning with the guy to convince him of the same thing,I forgot it's name but it was Lulzy.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Yeah, so I have this one class. Child Psychology. It sucks. All the fucking tests are goddamn essay questions. What the fuck. I don't want to do fucking essay questions. I want to fill in goddamn circles.

So I'm sitting there taking this test on prenatal something or other. And there's seriously twenty fucking essay questions, you're suppose to write five paragraphs for each question. I'm doing this shit, and I'm getting towards the end and I'm about to fucking snap. I know the shit, I'm just getting sick of bullshitting four and a half paragraphs for every answer. So the third to last question is "Describe conception."

What? Write five paragraphs to describe "sperm rams into egg." Fuck this. FUCK THIS! I just wrote a good seven paragraphs about rape and dongs and extreme vaginal penetration and how THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! One paragraph consisted solely of the highlander song from the series. You know, the one by prince or some shit. It's awesome. Here we are! Born to be kings! We're the princes of the uuuuniiiiveeeerssse! I AM IMMORTAL! I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS! I HAVE NO RIVAL! NO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL! TAKE ME TO THE FUTURE OF YOU ALLLLLLL!
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:07 AM   #9228
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Yeah, so I have this one class. Child Psychology. It sucks. All the fucking tests are goddamn essay questions. What the fuck. I don't want to do fucking essay questions. I want to fill in goddamn circles.

So I'm sitting there taking this test on prenatal something or other. And there's seriously twenty fucking essay questions, you're suppose to write five paragraphs for each question. I'm doing this shit, and I'm getting towards the end and I'm about to fucking snap. I know the shit, I'm just getting sick of bullshitting four and a half paragraphs for every answer. So the third to last question is "Describe conception."

What? Write five paragraphs to describe "sperm rams into egg." Fuck this. FUCK THIS! I just wrote a good seven paragraphs about rape and dongs and extreme vaginal penetration and how THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! One paragraph consisted solely of the highlander song from the series. You know, the one by prince or some shit. It's awesome. Here we are! Born to be kings! We're the princes of the uuuuniiiiveeeerssse! I AM IMMORTAL! I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS! I HAVE NO RIVAL! NO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL! TAKE ME TO THE FUTURE OF YOU ALLLLLLL!
... I had multiple choice and maybe 3 short answers for all 3 semesters I've taken so far.
























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Old 03-10-2010, 01:15 AM   #9229
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Yeah, me too. All my classes were fill in some circles, write a thing or two. Done. I was all like "College is fucking lul." Then BAM!! Essays out the asshole. And it's still just as easy, but twenty times more time-consuming.
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Yeah, me too. All my classes were fill in some circles, write a thing or two. Done. I was all like "College is fucking lul." Then BAM!! Essays out the asshole. And it's still just as easy, but twenty times more time-consuming.
Yeah =/ I don't understand the people that can't at least get C's.

I did jack shit and failed my major paper [in psych] last semester and still passed with B [would have been an A if I gave a shit about the dumb ass paper].


Got fuck tons of papers this time around though =.= Ugh, effort.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Yeah, fucking essays. Class participation grades are bullshit too. If I wanted to discuss something with a bunch of idiots then I'd come here and post in the debate section. Offline, when people are being stupid I just want to hit them. Or provoke them into battling me. Or just call them fucking dumbshits. But apparently that's not proper class participation etiquette or some shit. So I just lay in the back and nap or play PSP, and then lose a letter grade. Bullshit. Fucking bullshit.
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:42 AM   #9232
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I agree. I sit in the front and act like I'm paying attention and supply impute as little as possible, and usually say halfass things to get the teacher to bother someone 'smarter'.

Especially this semester man. Fuck the people in my sociology class are fucking stupid. And fags that get all butt hurt over the curriculum [generalizations, stereotypes, etc]. They tried arguing against personality being consistent behaviors/thoughts [they tried saying it was something else but never defined it otherwise] for at least 20 minutes. I nearly tossed my desk at the dumbass behind me.
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Old 03-10-2010, 02:02 AM   #9233
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Word. I used to bullshit and play dumb to make it seem like I was trying too. Now I don't even bother. I've pretty much lost all capacity to give a fuck. If the class doesn't take attendance, which a lot don't, then I don't even go unless I see there is a test or a paper due on the syllabus.

I had this one shit philosophy class, and some dumbass fag was going on and on for half the class about how reality is all how you perceive it, and it's impossible for anyone to be wrong about anything, ever. And I think the teacher could see that I was getting pretty fucking raged, so he asked me what I thought. I just said that I thought this guy was an idiot. The guy was all like HOW DARE YOU! and starts trying to give me shit. So I go "So, are you saying I'm wrong about you being an idiot?" And he's all like "Yeah." And then the teacher was all like "lolpwnt"

But then the teacher kept calling on me during class, and it sucked. I eventually would just agree with whatever the last dipshit said.
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So I go "So, are you saying I'm wrong about you being an idiot?" And he's all like "Yeah." And then the teacher was all like "lolpwnt"
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Word. I used to bullshit and play dumb to make it seem like I was trying too. Now I don't even bother. I've pretty much lost all capacity to give a fuck. If the class doesn't take attendance, which a lot don't, then I don't even go unless I see there is a test or a paper due on the syllabus.

I had this one shit philosophy class, and some dumbass fag was going on and on for half the class about how reality is all how you perceive it, and it's impossible for anyone to be wrong about anything, ever. And I think the teacher could see that I was getting pretty fucking raged, so he asked me what I thought. I just said that I thought this guy was an idiot. The guy was all like HOW DARE YOU! and starts trying to give me shit. So I go "So, are you saying I'm wrong about you being an idiot?" And he's all like "Yeah." And then the teacher was all like "lolpwnt"

But then the teacher kept calling on me during class, and it sucked. I eventually would just agree with whatever the last dipshit said.
We actually went over a theory that was similar to that this morning. Thankfully my fellow philosophy students are also too fucking dumb to argue dumbshit points.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

aaaw, man, now i want to take classes at university.
i mean, i'll probably never use most of them, but i'd like to go back to school
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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I had this one shit philosophy class, and some dumbass fag was going on and on for half the class about how reality is all how you perceive it, and it's impossible for anyone to be wrong about anything, ever.
over-achievers give me rage.
i understand that what they are saying to them is sooooo important... but no one else wants to listen to them being repetitive for 30+ minutes. not even the teacher.
that's why i'd never be able to be a teacher. i'd be like "okay, 5 page paper due tomorrow" and that one ridiculous over-achiever that is in every class would pass in like, 15+ pages.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Philosophy students smoke too much pot to understand anything. "Reality is like, this uh, orb, man. It keeps pulsating an we are in the middle of it trying to fight the, uh, pulsating. We have to beat the system, uh, man. We're in a matrix, uh, man."

But of course, that comes nowhere near to what I experienced today. We were told to write down our positions on St. Augustine's theology (original sin, sacramental grace, purgatory, authority of scripture, the trinity, just war). So I wrote, "I disagree with everything this man said, especially original sin, except for just war. A just war is when a legitimate threat (aka. Nazis) is completely eliminated." In other words, I believe that it is okay to hurt civilians if they are in the way because our government should be protecting us.

So then this kid starts asking me why I don't believe in something simple like the trinity. Of course, I try to conceal my atheism a bit so I just bullshit it and say, "Well, does it really mean that much to say Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and God are all God, but not the same?" Then I just RAGED and said, "Hey, you know we could split God up into 6 different people, and I would be right because I have faith in it." Of course, the kid starts arguing back at me. The lunch bell rings and I just zip out of the room to go eat.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

SO I WAS TEACHING TODAY
AND WE ARE SOLVING EXPONENTIAL EQUATIONS
WHERE THE VARIABLE IS IN THE EXPONENT
AND THE FIRST STEP TO SOLVING
SUCH EQUATIONS ARE SETTING THE BASES EQUAL
BECAUSE IF THE BASES ARE THE SAME
THEN THE EXPONENETS ARE THE SAME

SO THE TWO BASES OF THE NUMBERS WERE
2 & 4
THEN I SAID TO CHANGE 4 TO
2^2 SO IT WOULD HAVE THE SAME BASE
AS THE OTHER 2

THEN THIS DUMB AS SHIT GURL ASKS
"HOW DO I KNOW THAT 2^2 IS 4"
I REPLAY AFTER LAUGHING
"BECAUSE IVE MADE IT PAST 5TH GRADE"
THEN SHE SAYS
"HOW COME YOU KNOW THAT THO"

AT THIS POINT EVERYONE IN CLASS IS HYSTERICAL
LAUGHING AT HER AND MAKING FUN OF HER
I JUST LOOK AT HER AND SAY
"I CANT HELP YOU"


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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

^everytime you tell a story it really makes me want to be a teacher. An english teacher though.

on the plus side, as an english teacher, i can teach kids to only write awesome, stuff, rather than "save the environment" "help the dying children in a thrid world country" and "look at our economy" boring garbage.
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