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Old 03-15-2010, 04:47 PM   #9286
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

TEACHING MIDDLE SCHOOL
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I GOT NEW KIDS TODAY =/



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Old 03-15-2010, 04:49 PM   #9287
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Isn't it only the middle of the school year?
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Old 03-15-2010, 04:59 PM   #9288
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

YEA BUT I SPEND 6 WEEKS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEN 6 WEEKS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
THEN I GET MY CERTIFICATION


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Old 03-15-2010, 06:56 PM   #9289
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whoa, i see. good luck with those little brats bal
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I really pissed off a bunch of moms in my faggy child psychology class today. We were discussing childhood obesity and the teacher asked me what I would recommend to parents with obese children.

I said that they should make the little fucks do some sports, learn to cook some fresh food, stop buying goddamn sodas and junk, and shit like that. You know, basically just not fail as parents.

Well I guess some of the moms in my class have fat kids and started bitching about that shit. Like they work and go to school, so they don't have time to make home cooked meals or take them to practices and shit everyday. Or that little jimmy doesn't like fruit and gram crackers.

So I'm like "Well, you shouldn't have kids if you can't take care of them without them turning into unhealthy fat fucking blobs of shit. And your kid would eat apples and teddy grams when he gets hungry enough. Man up."

And they're all like "You'd be the worst parent ever." And I'm all like "I don't think anyone could take that title from you guys." And the teacher was all like "Okay, this is getting out of hand." And I'm all like "Not my fault horrible parents take offense to my sagely parenting tips." And the shitty parents are all like "Fuck you." And I'm all like "lul."

I really hate that class.

Edit: I got my test back where I wrote highlander song lyrics for part of one of the answers, that I told you guys about. Just got that question wrong with a comment saying it was extremely inappropriate and shit. She was mostly pissed about the parts where I said conception sometimes happens as a result of rape, and that the parts where I was detailing how a throbbing erect penor ejaculates semen after pounding the shit out of a vagoo and shit were unnecessary. She didn't have much to say about the actual highlander part of it. So fuck yeah.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

terrible parents are always so damn sensative about how much they sucka nd are hurting their child. idiots.
mibs, you would make a fantastic father
i think you'd be like my father, stern but awesome
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Old 03-18-2010, 03:06 PM   #9292
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH
A COLLEGE CLASS
WITH YOU IN IT
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I don't think I could teach anything under college. Capability, and adolescents annoy me =_=

@Mibs- Are any of the moms fat too? <.<
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Old 03-18-2010, 04:37 PM   #9294
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

ITS HONESTLY
NOT THAT BAD
7TH GRADE IS A STRETCH
BUT HIGH SCHOOL IS A LOT BETTER
KIDS ARENT FULLY MATURE
BUT THEN AGAIN NIETHER ARE MOST ADULTS
AT LEAST WITH HIGH SCHOOL
YOU CAN MESS WITH THEM AND HAVE
A HIGHER CHANCE OF THEM
NOT GOIN HOME AND COMPLAINING
TO THIER PARENTS


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Old 03-18-2010, 06:12 PM   #9295
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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mibs, you would make a fantastic father
i think you'd be like my father, stern but awesome
Thanks, I think so too. My kids would be manly and smart as fuck.

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@Mibs- Are any of the moms fat too? <.<
Coaching is sorta, kinda, almost like teaching. And I like coaching middle and highschool kids. Mostly highschool though, since they're big enough to kick the shit out of, and you can joke around with them. And you don't have to worry about accidentally letting a few 'shits' and 'damns' slip by every now and then. Middle school isn't bad though, they're smart enough to learn shit, and they look at you like some sort of omniscient hero of knowledge. Just a mere hint of approval makes their week. The only reason they suck is because you can't beat them up and curse around them.

It's elementary school kids that suck hard. They're all retarded hyperactive dumbshits. I can't teach kids how to kick ass if they can't pay attention for 20 seconds. Fuck little kids.

And yeah, they were both fatties.
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Repressed insecurities about their own lard asses ;_;
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

^ speaks the truth
damn fat families

In high school i did alot of volunteering with in the school
this included teaching gym and watching recess at the elementary school
fuck little kids, seriously, they were all inner-city kids, who's parents didn't give them the time of day, so the grew up stupid and rude and roudy and all ADHD retarded.
cute as daisies though, some of them.


Middle school was ok, i liked to wear fish net stalking and pencil skirts when i went over there to volunteer (cleaning and recess duty).

the teathers would give me dirty looks, probably because they knew everything i did was to fuck around with the kids minds.... i was mean, sort of.

i also intimidated and insulted alot of the girls...
ah, poor deana mailman, she still has self esteem problems....

Note: skirts were part of the dress code at my school, so none of them were super short or anything
ah, chrisitan boys are so awkward and funny.
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also, i was incredibly immature

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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I didn't start wearing anything but jeans and t-shirts until about... I dunno, 2-3 years ago? <_<

@Mibs- I thought coaching would be like teaching kids. Kind of a lot =p
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tastykake kandy kakes are fucken delicious
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

^Word.

@Vanity-Yeah. It kinda is. Except I didn't go to school or get any training for it, and I don't have any set curriculum I need to teach. I pretty much just do what I want. Which makes it different from normal teaching.
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