The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 620

**Tsuna** · 03-14-2010, 12:04 AM

Omg drinking lol... I haven't drunk in like... since like this summer. My sister turns 21 soon though so rofl I'm probably gonna end up getting plastered at least once a week XD

Jaxon · 03-14-2010, 12:09 AM

There really isn't much else to do here =P All that becoming a legal drinker did was make it easier, hah.

**Tsuna** · 03-14-2010, 12:21 AM

Lmao I know what you mean. I still have a long ways to go though. ):

Darth-Nero · 03-14-2010, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

But bitter virgin was SOOOO good!
i really enjoyed reading that, it was so cute, and yet very realistic, especially for a shojo manga.
no i was thinking of one called "from far away"
which i'm to lazy to find a link to right now

Will i read romance only when it's combined with either tragedy or horror,It's the only way i can get interested in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerox511

congrats you're a faggot

Because romance have nothing to do with straight men?

Congrats,You are a dipshit.

Vanity · 03-15-2010, 04:39 PM

. wut

balmung5000 · 03-15-2010, 04:47 PM

TEACHING MIDDLE SCHOOL
SUCKS
I GOT NEW KIDS TODAY =/

cpas

Vanity · 03-15-2010, 04:49 PM

Isn't it only the middle of the school year?

balmung5000 · 03-15-2010, 04:59 PM

YEA BUT I SPEND 6 WEEKS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEN 6 WEEKS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
THEN I GET MY CERTIFICATION

cpas

Tabris · 03-15-2010, 06:56 PM

whoa, i see. good luck with those little brats bal

**Miburo** · 03-17-2010, 11:36 PM

I really pissed off a bunch of moms in my faggy child psychology class today. We were discussing childhood obesity and the teacher asked me what I would recommend to parents with obese children.

I said that they should make the little fucks do some sports, learn to cook some fresh food, stop buying goddamn sodas and junk, and shit like that. You know, basically just not fail as parents.

Well I guess some of the moms in my class have fat kids and started bitching about that shit. Like they work and go to school, so they don't have time to make home cooked meals or take them to practices and shit everyday. Or that little jimmy doesn't like fruit and gram crackers.

So I'm like "Well, you shouldn't have kids if you can't take care of them without them turning into unhealthy fat fucking blobs of shit. And your kid would eat apples and teddy grams when he gets hungry enough. Man up."

And they're all like "You'd be the worst parent ever." And I'm all like "I don't think anyone could take that title from you guys." And the teacher was all like "Okay, this is getting out of hand." And I'm all like "Not my fault horrible parents take offense to my sagely parenting tips." And the shitty parents are all like "Fuck you." And I'm all like "lul."

I really hate that class.

Edit: I got my test back where I wrote highlander song lyrics for part of one of the answers, that I told you guys about. Just got that question wrong with a comment saying it was extremely inappropriate and shit. She was mostly pissed about the parts where I said conception sometimes happens as a result of rape, and that the parts where I was detailing how a throbbing erect penor ejaculates semen after pounding the shit out of a vagoo and shit were unnecessary. She didn't have much to say about the actual highlander part of it. So fuck yeah.

Tabris · 03-18-2010, 12:01 PM

terrible parents are always so damn sensative about how much they sucka nd are hurting their child. idiots.
mibs, you would make a fantastic father
i think you'd be like my father, stern but awesome

balmung5000 · 03-18-2010, 03:06 PM

I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH
A COLLEGE CLASS
WITH YOU IN IT
BIG SPOON

cpas

Vanity · 03-18-2010, 03:50 PM

I don't think I could teach anything under college. Capability, and adolescents annoy me =_=

@Mibs- Are any of the moms fat too? <.<

balmung5000 · 03-18-2010, 04:37 PM

ITS HONESTLY
NOT THAT BAD
7TH GRADE IS A STRETCH
BUT HIGH SCHOOL IS A LOT BETTER
KIDS ARENT FULLY MATURE
BUT THEN AGAIN NIETHER ARE MOST ADULTS
AT LEAST WITH HIGH SCHOOL
YOU CAN MESS WITH THEM AND HAVE
A HIGHER CHANCE OF THEM
NOT GOIN HOME AND COMPLAINING
TO THIER PARENTS

cpas

**Miburo** · 03-18-2010, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

mibs, you would make a fantastic father
i think you'd be like my father, stern but awesome

Thanks, I think so too. My kids would be manly and smart as fuck.

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH
A COLLEGE CLASS
WITH YOU IN IT
BIG SPOON

It would be an honor to be educated by GREAT TEACHER BALMUNG.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanity

I don't think I could teach anything under college. Capability, and adolescents annoy me =_=

@Mibs- Are any of the moms fat too? <.<

Coaching is sorta, kinda, almost like teaching. And I like coaching middle and highschool kids. Mostly highschool though, since they're big enough to kick the shit out of, and you can joke around with them. And you don't have to worry about accidentally letting a few 'shits' and 'damns' slip by every now and then. Middle school isn't bad though, they're smart enough to learn shit, and they look at you like some sort of omniscient hero of knowledge. Just a mere hint of approval makes their week. The only reason they suck is because you can't beat them up and curse around them.

It's elementary school kids that suck hard. They're all retarded hyperactive dumbshits. I can't teach kids how to kick ass if they can't pay attention for 20 seconds. Fuck little kids.

And yeah, they were both fatties.

03-14-2010, 12:04 AM	#9286
Tsuna ♪S♥NE~소녀시대♪♪ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 193 Thanked 2,472 Times in 1,140 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Omg drinking lol... I haven't drunk in like... since like this summer. My sister turns 21 soon though so rofl I'm probably gonna end up getting plastered at least once a week XD

03-14-2010, 12:09 AM	#9287
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,491 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 There really isn't much else to do here =P All that becoming a legal drinker did was make it easier, hah.

03-14-2010, 12:21 AM	#9288
Tsuna ♪S♥NE~소녀시대♪♪ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 193 Thanked 2,472 Times in 1,140 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Lmao I know what you mean. I still have a long ways to go though. ):

03-15-2010, 04:39 PM	#9290
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 . wut __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

03-15-2010, 04:47 PM	#9291
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 TEACHING MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS I GOT NEW KIDS TODAY =/ cpas

03-15-2010, 04:49 PM	#9292
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Isn't it only the middle of the school year? __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

03-15-2010, 04:59 PM	#9293
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 YEA BUT I SPEND 6 WEEKS IN HIGH SCHOOL THEN 6 WEEKS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THEN I GET MY CERTIFICATION cpas

03-15-2010, 06:56 PM	#9294
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 whoa, i see. good luck with those little brats bal __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

03-17-2010, 11:36 PM	#9295
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I really pissed off a bunch of moms in my faggy child psychology class today. We were discussing childhood obesity and the teacher asked me what I would recommend to parents with obese children. I said that they should make the little fucks do some sports, learn to cook some fresh food, stop buying goddamn sodas and junk, and shit like that. You know, basically just not fail as parents. Well I guess some of the moms in my class have fat kids and started bitching about that shit. Like they work and go to school, so they don't have time to make home cooked meals or take them to practices and shit everyday. Or that little jimmy doesn't like fruit and gram crackers. So I'm like "Well, you shouldn't have kids if you can't take care of them without them turning into unhealthy fat fucking blobs of shit. And your kid would eat apples and teddy grams when he gets hungry enough. Man up." And they're all like "You'd be the worst parent ever." And I'm all like "I don't think anyone could take that title from you guys." And the teacher was all like "Okay, this is getting out of hand." And I'm all like "Not my fault horrible parents take offense to my sagely parenting tips." And the shitty parents are all like "Fuck you." And I'm all like "lul." I really hate that class. Edit: I got my test back where I wrote highlander song lyrics for part of one of the answers, that I told you guys about. Just got that question wrong with a comment saying it was extremely inappropriate and shit. She was mostly pissed about the parts where I said conception sometimes happens as a result of rape, and that the parts where I was detailing how a throbbing erect penor ejaculates semen after pounding the shit out of a vagoo and shit were unnecessary. She didn't have much to say about the actual highlander part of it. So fuck yeah.

03-18-2010, 12:01 PM	#9296
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 terrible parents are always so damn sensative about how much they sucka nd are hurting their child. idiots. mibs, you would make a fantastic father i think you'd be like my father, stern but awesome __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

03-18-2010, 03:06 PM	#9297
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I WOULD LOVE TO TEACH A COLLEGE CLASS WITH YOU IN IT BIG SPOON cpas

03-18-2010, 03:50 PM	#9298
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I don't think I could teach anything under college. Capability, and adolescents annoy me =_= @Mibs- Are any of the moms fat too? <.< __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

03-18-2010, 04:37 PM	#9299
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 ITS HONESTLY NOT THAT BAD 7TH GRADE IS A STRETCH BUT HIGH SCHOOL IS A LOT BETTER KIDS ARENT FULLY MATURE BUT THEN AGAIN NIETHER ARE MOST ADULTS AT LEAST WITH HIGH SCHOOL YOU CAN MESS WITH THEM AND HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE OF THEM NOT GOIN HOME AND COMPLAINING TO THIER PARENTS cpas

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