Run Jesus Run

**Mal** · 03-31-2010, 02:45 AM

Run Jesus Run

Use the left and Right arrows to move.
Press Space to do Jesus things.

**Miburo** · 03-31-2010, 02:58 AM

Ten Apostles, first try. Fuck yeah.

Tabris · 03-31-2010, 09:31 AM

i also got ten, how the hell do i get twelve! there;s supposed to be twelve!
edit: N/M i know what i missed
hell yes! 12 on the third try!

balmung5000 · 03-31-2010, 12:57 PM

FUCKING WIN

cpas

UchihaTaijiya · 03-31-2010, 04:15 PM

When the lil baby Jesus scooted across my screen, a huge, cheeky grin appeared on my face. Then I ran right into the hole and perished.

Darth-Nero · 03-31-2010, 05:17 PM

I got gameover the 1st try cuz i thought that jesus was going to walk on water on his own.
The second try i got 11,Then did the exact same steps in the 3rd try and i got 12. I don't know how.

Also google ads are clever.

**Mal** · 03-31-2010, 05:30 PM

My first try I didn't realize there was a timer.
Second, I thought Jesus would walk on water if I held the space bar.
Third, I kicked ass.

Freshgrease · 03-31-2010, 05:35 PM

I kept dying. Oh wait....

T9F · 03-31-2010, 08:39 PM

i like how when you get to the end you get crucified.

Darth-Nero · 03-31-2010, 08:44 PM

Yeah i thought if i did everything right,I'll get an alternative ending. Like Judas getting crucified instead.

03-31-2010, 02:45 AM	#1
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,102 Thanks: 12,876 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,841 Posts	Run Jesus Run Run Jesus Run Use the left and Right arrows to move. Press Space to do Jesus things.

03-31-2010, 02:58 AM	#2
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run Ten Apostles, first try. Fuck yeah.

03-31-2010, 09:31 AM	#3
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run i also got ten, how the hell do i get twelve! there;s supposed to be twelve! edit: N/M i know what i missed hell yes! 12 on the third try! __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 03-31-2010 at 09:33 AM.

03-31-2010, 12:57 PM	#4
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run FUCKING WIN cpas

03-31-2010, 04:15 PM	#5
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run When the lil baby Jesus scooted across my screen, a huge, cheeky grin appeared on my face. Then I ran right into the hole and perished. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

03-31-2010, 05:17 PM	#6
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,560 Thanked 1,636 Times in 656 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run I got gameover the 1st try cuz i thought that jesus was going to walk on water on his own. The second try i got 11,Then did the exact same steps in the 3rd try and i got 12. I don't know how. Also google ads are clever.

03-31-2010, 05:30 PM	#7
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,102 Thanks: 12,876 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,841 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run My first try I didn't realize there was a timer. Second, I thought Jesus would walk on water if I held the space bar. Third, I kicked ass.

03-31-2010, 05:35 PM	#8
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run I kept dying. Oh wait.... __________________

03-31-2010, 08:39 PM	#9
T9F OOOH CHAMPAGNE Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 293 Thanks: 1,485 Thanked 1,160 Times in 421 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run i like how when you get to the end you get crucified.

03-31-2010, 08:44 PM	#10
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,560 Thanked 1,636 Times in 656 Posts	Re: Run Jesus Run Yeah i thought if i did everything right,I'll get an alternative ending. Like Judas getting crucified instead.

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