490 Predictions/Spoilers - Page 2

Myth · 03-31-2010, 11:22 PM

no naruto and sasuke can defeat them simply cause these are not as strong as the originals. though they can't kill em cause those fuckers will rise up again unless sasuke has the sword of tsosuka now that he got itachi's eyes.

SilverbladeVI · 03-31-2010, 11:27 PM

Kabuto + Madara =

But anyways.

Sasuke is going to tell Kabuto the same thing he told Naruto.

Sasuke: DAMMIT MAN!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME.

Kabuto: I'm here to take over the world.

Sasuke: FML.

Flashwind · 03-31-2010, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Konnaha_yellow_flash

IDK. I could see sasuke after becoming good again using the sword of totsuka to save kabuto from Oros cells like sasuke needed therfore kabuto could be redeemed in the end and made some what good with Oros chakra and white snake power ripped out of him.

I don't know that I want to see Kabuto be redeemed though. He is the one villain in this story that I think can possibly die as a villain. If he ends up good then ok, no harm done, but I'd prefer it if he went out as a bad guy and killed a lot of important people in the process.

The Special One · 04-01-2010, 12:27 AM

This one’s kind of long this week.

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Another Specialist Prediction

-That Jutsu!

(The scene starts off where last chapter ended.)

Madara: You, join me? Your jokes fall upon deaf ears.

Kabuto: I’m actually very serious. You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours. I believe that’s how the old saying goes.

(Madara glances over at his resurrected crew. The caskets fall over, the crew looks at each other, turn to face Kabuto, and then finally turn to face Madara.)

Itachi: This abominable reality. I take it’s the handy work of Edo Tensei. Madara, as much as it pains me to look at you, fate forces me to do such. (Nagato turns to face Kabuto.)

Nagato: You must be Orochimaru’s underling. How troublesome that I must answer to the likes of you.

(Kabuto smirks after hearing that response.)

Deidara: Tobi, I thought you died. But, I hear that you’re actually Madara from the sharingan over there. Oh, how we were fooled, wouldn’t you say, yeah? Aye Sasori sempai, don’t you think our designs lack artistic flavor, yeah?

Sasori: The dead reanimated. This best perpetuates endless beauty. (Kakuzu looks around.)

Kakuzu: I see, the ones who are not here with us have not been dispatched yet. To think Kisame would have outlived Uchiha Itachi, never in my nearly one hundred years of existence, would I have come to this conclusion. However, I ask one question, who is this white haired man standing amongst us fallen? (Sasori, Deidara, and Kakuzu gather around Nagato to inspect him.)

Kabuto: ENOUGH! This does not matter… The only thing that you five should concern yourselves with is, serving me and aiding your former leader, Uchiha Madara, over there!

Madara: I know you’re only getting close to me so that you can have Sasuke’s life. You want revenge for Sasuke claiming Orochimaru’s life. I would be a fool to except you on those terms.

Deidara (in thought): So he’s still alive… I will love to have another crack at him.

Itachi (in thought): I’m sorry little brother, I’m against my own power. (Kabuto smirks.)

Kabuto: I take it you wouldn’t start a war against the five Kages without a substantial degree of power. At the moment, I have all right to fear such power if I so get out of line. But, you can’t succeed on your own, as I can’t succeed on my own either. So, what will it be?

Madara: Done… Those who betray Akatuski die, remember that… (Madara opens a swirling portal and swings inside of it.)

Kabuto (in thought): This is the kind of smoke screen I've been waiting for. This will take time, but eventually I will be able to get close enough to Sasuke and obtain his body undetected. Finally, the body housing the eyes my master long since admired will become mine.

(The scene switches over to Myoubokuzan. Naruto is reluctant to put his hand on the square on the seal.)

Fukasku: Wat’s wrong boy?

Gerotora: You don’t have to do this, the 4th never wanted you to turn into the Kyuubi; it is ok to turn away.

Fukasku: Shat yer yap! Have you no faith in the child or prophecy! This kid over ere’ puta stop to the six ways eyes of rebirth and destruction!

Gerotora: It is still not wise, even if he stopped the Rinnegan from destroying the world, the kid will only undo what he did by becoming the Kyuubi himself! It’s ok Naruto, don’t sign the seal, I’m certain Jiraiya didn’t know what he was talking about. The 4th would never want his son to rely on such a risky and untested power. Continue to hone your skills your own way as you have been.

Fukasku: Dammit, kid, don’t let this fool-

Elder Toad: That’s enough children. Let’s ask the Child of Prophecy himself. Now, uh, what’s your name again?

Fukasku and Gerotora: UZUMAKI NARUTO!

Elder Toad: Oh, uh yeah… It seems to have escaped me in my late age. Being senile is a part of life ya know? So, what will it be, child of prophecy. Will you choose to sign the seal, or seek power through your own methods? Only the fate of the world hinders on this choice.

Fukasku (in thought): Gosh, wen he puddit that way, he makes it sound so darn serious.

(Naruto has a flash back to when he spoke with his father.)

Minato: I sealed half of the demon fox’s chakra inside of you because I knew you’d learn to use it someday, because you’re my son.

(The scene switches back to the present.)

Naruto: I’ll sign it. (The Elder Toad and Fukasku smiles.)

Gerotora: Are you really sure about this?

Naruto: This is what my father wanted!

Gerotora: And how would you know? Have you ever even talked with your father? You’re sillier than Jiraiya. *Croak, Croak* [apparently that’s how he laughs.]

Naruto: Well, I kinda did.

(The three toads are shocked.)

Gerotora: Hogwash!

Naruto: He was the one who repaired my seal, he had to of done so. (Naruto places his hand on the scroll. He closes his eyes and has a flash back to about a year ago. Naruto is there with Jiraiya on a training ground.)

Jiraiya: Alright kid, this jutsu I’m about to teach you is on a scale beyond what your tiny mind can possibly wrap around.

Naruto: Just get on with it.

Jiraiya: Hmm, I wouldn’t be so hasty if I was you, or both of us could end up dead. Please listen carefully.

(Naruto gulps.)

Jiraiya: This is a jutsu that the 4th Hokage intended to complete, but since he lacked the chakra, the true depth to this technique hasn’t been fully realized. With the Kyuubi’s chakra, you have the power to take that jutsu to its upmost form.

Naruto: Woah, really?

Jiraiya: This is a jutsu require a compression and rotating ability far beyond that of a normal human’s. With your mastery of Rasengan, you have some of the battle one.

Naruto: Huh?

Jiraiya: Just listen… Unlike the Rasenga, this jutsu requires that you release as much chakra as your body can possibly allow… Then, take the principles of the Rasengan, and compress and rotate the chakra-

Naruto: Umm, that sounds exactly like Rasengan… Boring!

Jiraiya: I said listen you idiot! Now… You release as much chakra as you humanly can, then using your ability to condense chakra, you will compress that chakra into the smallest form you can make. On a regular person’s chakra, one could easily die from exhaustion, and due to the limitations of a human’s natural chakra level, the true scale of the jutsu may not live up to the desired results if tested against an opponent with an unusually strong defenese, thus, the 4th Hokage discarded this jutsu.

Naruto: Man, what a waste…

Jiraiya: Not if you have the Kyuubi.

(Naruto is shocked.)

Jiraiya: Imagine if you released as much of the Kyuubi’s chakra as possible and then compressed it into 1/3 the size of the Rasengan! This makes moving with the jutsu quite easily, as you can traverse great distances and possibly conceal your technique for a bit longer.

(Naruto is shocked again.) But, being able to release and compress such a large scale of chakra would mean that you would have to gain complete mastery of the Kyuubi’s chakra. Such chakra control is godlike. You’ve screwed up with the Rasengan, you know the pain you’ve suffered. Screw up with this technique and you end up blowing yourself in a massive uncontrolled blast of raw chakra. You must control the flow and direction of the released chakra once you smash it into the enemy, otherwise you not only take out your enemy.

Naruto: Now, I’m really not sure about this. (He shivers.)

Jiraiya: But first, let’s work on your Kyuubi control… (Scene switches a little further ahead. Naruto is standing over a wounded Jiraiya with a bloody slash going across his upper body… Naruto begins shaking Jiraiya, trying to wake him up.)

Naruto: Ero Sage, Ero Sage… Get up, get up!

(Jiraiya reluctantly open his eyes.)

Jiraiya: You don’t remember what happened?

Naruto: How did you get like this? Did I? (His eyes tear up.)

Jiraiya: Don’t you ever work on that jutsu without my consent. Just promise me… (Naruto nods his head in agreement, the scene switches back to the present back at Myoubokuzan.)

Fukasku: You ‘k kid?

Naruto: Yeah.

(The scene switches over to the meeting room housing the war planning session.)

Homura: Now, moving on to the most pressing concern! The protection of the Kyuubi!

Tsunade: Are you daft? We might need Naruto’s power at this time. After all, he was the one who saved the village!

Koharu: That may be the case, but Madara is already after the Kyuubi and has seven Bijuu on his side. Are top priority should be to protect Uzumaki Naruto at all costs and keep him here at Konoha.

Tsunade: STOP FUCKING AROUND! (The attendants are getting kind of loud and out of hand after hearing those statements about Naruto being protected.)

Homura: ATTENTION!

Koharu (she whispers): Suna has also given us word that they will do as much as possible to keep Naruto from interfering with the battles, all is safe. I’m certain Raikage is also under the same kind of pressure with his little brother. We can’t afford to let emotions compromise our battlefield planning.

Homura: In essence, we won’t get sloppy because of some bullshit oath you established with the Uzumaki Naruto…

Tsunade: *Snicker*

Next Time: Assembling Platoons.

thegodfather2450 · 04-01-2010, 06:22 AM

^ to the t.s.o.
that technique is almost like the byakugab thing that you release chakra from your chakra holes in your body and rotate them, nothing special about that technique(in the prediction) not the hyuga

stubborn_d0nkey · 04-01-2010, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by thegodfather2450

^ to the t.s.o.
that technique is almost like the byakugab thing that you release chakra from your chakra holes in your body and rotate them nothing special about that technique

actually no. its much closer to the rasengan. you dont make a sphere and use it, you make an extremely high density rasengan, smaller with more chakra.

Calling the byakugan chakra release jutsu nothing special! you should be ashamed of yourself. Only the select few hyuuga are able to that. If you are not hyuuga and you are not talented, you cant do it (AFAWK)

King_Canada · 04-01-2010, 07:18 AM

the last chapter was an epic fail, next chapter is just going to be Madara wanking over the resurected Akatski members and Kabuto watching, Kabuto had so much potential as an indipendant villan and now he's in the Akatski, WASTED!
Peace.

Numinous · 04-01-2010, 07:32 AM

Yet another spoof prediction for your enjoyment!

Spoof Prediction

(In the Akatsuki hideout)
Kabuto: So, what you think about my proposal?
Madara: On one condition.
Kabuto: If it’s doing the Thriller dance, forget it.
Madara: In that case, you can join us… you big meany!
Kabuto: I prefer the term “Final Villain”.
Madara: Oh no, you didn’t! You… you… (starts crying) That was the only thing I had going for me, don’t ruin it, whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

(In the construction site)
Naruto: Ok, guys, you got to help me here. The Super Sized Sage said I had to meet an octopus, and I reduced the possibilities down to two guys: Dr. Octopus from Spiderman and Ultros from Final Fantasy VI. Of those two, who do you think it is?
Neji: Naruto, both of them are villains.
Naruto: Oh, yeah…
Kiba: Maybe that Sage meant to say you need a villain to beat another villain.
Naruto: That must be it!
Aizen: If that’s the case, mind if I aid you on your quest?
Sakura: (grabs a pepper spray bottle and sprays Aizen eyes) Go away, filthy God Mod Sue!
Aizen: Pepper spray, my only weakness!

(In Bleach)
Ichigo: I sense I’m missing an important clue to introduce yet another ass pull in this manga… meh, probably nothing…

(In the construction site)
Naruto: I think we’re thinking it wrong… ok, ask everyone if they know any famous octopus within the Narutoverse. (spots Kakashi passing by; runs towards him) Hey, Kakashi-sensei, do you kno-
Kakashi: Stupid Tsunade woke up from her stupid coma and stole my stupid chance for the stupid title of stupid Sixth Hokage…
Naruto: Never mind… (returns to the rookies)
Kakashi: Stupid Naruto with his stupid questions…

(At the interrogation center)
Ino: Ibiki-sensei, do you know any nin that can go as “octopus”?
Ibiki: Hummm, I don’t know.
Karin: Octopus? That must be Kirabi, the Raikage’s brother. He’s the Jinchuuriki of the Hachibi, half ox, half octopus. Sasuke had such an hard time fighting that “octopus”… oh, oops!
Ino: Thank you very much! (exits the room)
Ibiki: (to the Interrogation nin) See that? That girl extracted more info in a few seconds than you in an hour! You’re a disgrace to the Interrogation Nin Syndicate, get out of my f*cking sight!
Interrogation Nin: You’re so harsh when you’re sober, Ibiki-sensei…

(In the construction site)
Naruto: The brother of the Raikage? Really? (thinking) Just my luck. The Raikage probably will beat me up if he sees me again going on about Sasuke…
Sakura: Naruto, we have to go to Kumogakure!
Shikamaru: Yeah, for you to poison him just like last time…
Sakura: But-
Shikamaru: No buts! Go help Tsunade-sama or something like that, I’ll go to Kumogakure with Naruto.
Sakura: Hey, who died and made you Lord of the Flies?
Shikamaru: Kishimoto’s Jump Fiesta 2010 interview.
Kakashi: (passes by) Stupid interview, saying that stupid 2010 would be my stupid year…
Naruto: Get a chill pill, Kakashi-sensei…
Shikamaru: Well, since Naruto is still a genin…
Naruto: Thanks for rubbing it on my face, but go on…
Shikamaru: We still need a jonin and another chuunin.
Neji: Pick me.
Hinata: Pick me!
Shikamaru: Uh, why?
Neji: Kumogakure still has to answer for the Hyuuga incident that took my father’s life away.
Hinata: (thinking) I was thinking about smexing Naruto, but that’ll do. (speaking) Y-yes, that incident…
Shikamaru: So it’s settled, let’s go to Kumogakure!
Naruto: Hell yeah!

(In Kumogakure)
Kisame: (inside Samehada; thinking) When will these people leave this bastard alone? Geez, I don’t even get a minute to ambush this dumbass…
Kirabi: Oh, I totally killed that shark face with my top-notch Enka, my brudda just helped popping the can lid…
Samui: Oh, you sexy, sexy man, your stories of murder make me SO hot… I might have to unbutton my shirt…
Kirabi: That’s the stuff I’m talking about!
Kisame: (thinking) Why did I have to trust Madara’s plans, why?!

(In the Akatsuki hideout)
Sasuke: A surprise, for me? Can I take off the bandages?
Madara: Of course!
Sasuke: (starts to take off bandages) Oh boy, I really hope it’s the cute (the bandages are off) pony I asked last mon-
Zombie Itachi: MYYYY EYYYYESSSS!!!
Sasuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Zetsu: Told you he’d only scream, now give me my 10 bucks.
Madara: (hands over the money) Ok, ok…
Zombie Kakuzu: MOOOONEYYYY!!!

Sniper · 04-01-2010, 07:59 AM

My first Prediction

Kabuto: ZOMBIES GIVE MADARA A BIG HUG!!!

Nagato, Itachi, Deidara, Kakuzu and Sasori grabs Madara.

Madara: What the fuck is this? I thought you mean JOIN FORCES!!!

Kabuto: April Fools BITCH!!! *Makes a seal*

Madara: OHH SHI!!*Zombies explodes along with Madara.*

THE SCENE switches over to Sasuke

Sasuke: Did I just heard popcorn?

Kabuto: WHY YES!!!! slither...

Sasuke: Wait. I hear Kabuto, but he sounds more like Orochimaru... That means...

Kabuto: YES!!!

Sasuke: Kabuto evolved into Arbok! People said i was all hax, but this hax has been taken too far.

Kabuto: Wrong anime, dumb ass. *Removes Sasuke's bandages*

Sasuke: AHHH!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! - Did Harry Potter learned a new spell?

Kabuto: Sasuke. Prepare to die.

Sasuke activates his EMS. His eyes look less gay than before.

Kabuto MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE TO VANQUISH YOU. Kabuto makes a couple of hand seals uses Edo Tensei. Six Coffins appear.

Sasuke: !!!

Kabuto: BEHOLD!! TrueUchiha, TrueUchiha II, TrueUchiha III, TrueUchiha IV, TrueUchiha V and TrueUchiha VI

Sasuke: NOT TRUEUCHIHA!!!!

Kabuto: THIS IS THE END FOR YOU

Next Time: The end of Sasuke

jeanericuser · 04-01-2010, 08:42 AM

My April fools prediction. I will do the real one tomorrow.

Maury Povich Presents
"Thats not my baby!"

Maury Povich: "Our show today is based around several angry women who have all come together to deliver one message to several men, "This baby is yours and its time you owned up to it." Normally Konoha is known for keeping quiet about situations such as this but due to a sudden influx of pregnencies there is a need to establish some responicibility. Which brings us to our first guest. Meet Sakura Hurano."

Sakura walks out as the crowd chants "Ho!" at her. Sakura gives them the finger then sits down in her chair.

Maury: "So tell us your story Sakura. Why is it you are here and why you personally have made it your goal to find the father of your baby?"

Sakura: "I am here because of certain things that happened several weeks ago While I was at a party after Naruto beat Pain. I got drunk just like everyone else and as a result my memory is a touch foggy but I do remember waking up the next morning finding that someone had snuck out of my place while I was assleep but left behind one big surprise, Im now pregnent. I was supposed to be on the battlefield and hospital helping the best but now I have to raise a brat. I just want to find the one who knocked me up and then knock that person upside the head and I think I know who it is."

Maury: "Who do you think was the one who knocked you up?"

Sakura: "Naruto."

Maury: "We recently caught up with Naruto to ask him about Sakura's claims and here is what he said."

Naruto video plays. Naruto is standing at a sidewalk with Kakashi.
Naruto: "Sakura has always been such a bitch to me. Always making me go after things for her without her taking responicibility. She says that I got it on with her but more likely she is just trying to dump it on me so she can go on with someone else."

Kakashi: "I agree with Naruto. Sakura has lately proved how useless she is everywhere she goes and we have always had to carry the load for her. Now she thinks that since she got pregnent she must dump it on someone else. Since she always has relied on Naruto to cover for her she thinks she can dump it on him. I say to hell with her. She can take care of that baby herself."

The video ends and Maury is back on.

Maury: "And here now is Naruto and his two friends Sai and Kakashi."

Naruto walks out with Sai and Kakashi. The women in the crowd boo at Naruto as he walks out. Sakura gets angry and gets out of her chair.

Sakura: "This is your baby naruto whether you like it or not! I know it was you I had sex with at that party! That is how I got pregnent."

Naruto: "I have never even touched you Sakura and after all my comments you still would never give me the time of day! No I know for a fact that is not my baby!"

Sai thinking: "Sakura really seems to be so angry about such a happy moment. If only Naruto was the same."

Kakashi: "Both of you sit down! You have already caused us enough embarrassment as it is. Sai stop daydreaming and sit down."

Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Kakashi, and Maury all sit down.

Maury: "So Naruto what exactly makes you think you didn't get Sakura pregnent?"

Naruto: "Its because I haven't gotten any from Sakura at all. Not even a kiss, a bj, or even a hand job! I have gotten nothings but beat up by her!"

Sakura blushes as Naruto mentions the things he never got from Sakura while Kakashi covers his face with his hands.

Kakashi: "Quiet down Naruto and stop making an ass of yourself. Blowjob. Shesh."

Sai thinking: "If Naruto wanted me to blow wind on him all he had to do was ask."

Naruto: "Sakura and I have never gotten it on and yet she is always making my life miserable. The more likely thing that happened is that she probably got it on with her dreamboat Sasuke and now she is trying to dump the baby on me. So I don't have to take it any more Im agreeing to a dna test just to prove that Im not the father as is my sensei Kakashi and Sai whom Sakura has also claimed may be the father."

A crewman walks over to Maury and hands him a note.

Maury: "I have the results of the DNA test right here. Naruto Uzimaki according to the dna test you are.........not the father of Sakura's baby."

Sakura: "WHAT!!!!?"

Naruto: "Ha Ha THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH! I AINT PAYING NO CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS FOR YOU OR CHANGING ITS DAMN DIRTY DIAPERS!"

Maury: "Quiet please. Kakashi according to the dna test you are...........not the father of Sakura's baby."

Sakura bursts into tears and Kakashi tries to console Sakura while Naruto is waving his arms and celebrating. The crowd digs naruto and starts a "Go home hoe" chant for Sakura.

Maury: Quiet please! Sai according to the dna test you are...........the father of Sakura'a baby."

Sakura, Kakashi, and Naruto turn to look at Sai who is blushing like crazy.

Sakura: "I got it on with him!!!!?"

Naruto starts busting a gut and falling over laughing his ass off.

Naruto: "HA HA HA Thats who you got it on with Sakura. You got drunk and banged retarded Sai!"

Sai thinking: "I do not think I can take any more of this embarrassment."

Sai faints and Naruto busts a gut while Kakashi covers his face with his hands and Sakura starts sobing again.

Sakura: "I can't believe I actually got it on with Sai and now Im gonna have his baby! Oh god no!"

Sakura runs to the back as Kakashi follows after her. Naruto start up a "You fucked sai!" chant with the crowd.

Maury: "We will be right back after a break from our sponsors!"

poolangya · 04-01-2010, 09:00 AM

hahaha nice one numinous and sniper. i really dig funny predictions. keep em coming.

ot:
haven't thought of doing predictions lately, will come back if i stumbled on a good idea.

superninja · 04-01-2010, 10:39 AM

Lol jeanericuser you seem to be fixated on pregnancies lately, is it because you are a woman?

I would also post a prediction but the way manga has been going lately, I can't predict a thing. It's too unpredictable.
I will just say that Tobi will accept the deal with Kabuto, but first they will arrange some terms of their cooperation. The zombies won't become active next chapter, they will just stand there. Or maybe Tobi will want some proof that the jutsu is the real deal, then Kabuto will preform something with one of his zombies. Kabuto's way of handling them will be like a puppeteer handling his puppets, the zombies will just be empty shells that can do their signature jutsus. The chakra for the jutsus will go out of Kabuto to his zombies.

jeanericuser · 04-01-2010, 12:13 PM

^ Yawn. Nice try but nope not a woman though if you are prone to mistaking men for women than thats another problem altogether which you seriously should deal with. As for the pregnancies, I have been bored lately so Im stuck watching reruns on talk shows on tv. Pretty much I got the idea for the maury prediction from watching an episode yesterday. As for the pregnacies in predictions, I think kishi probably as shippuden reaches a close is gonna want to lay the seeds for a new series so why not have something concerning the next generation of ninja genin. Well with that out of the way I will leave you all with one spoiler about my other prediction from tomorrow. There is something else that has been ignored since episode 489 ended that was left unsaid by the great elder sage toad. When you figure it out you will have a hint of what my prediction is about.

The Special One · 04-01-2010, 12:29 PM

In response to the previous predictions

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(Killer Bee is sleeping in a hammock near Unraikyou with several Master Bounty Hunters as guards… Omoi and Karui approach the sleeping Killer Bee as the Bounty Hunters blocks the way…)

Master Bounty hunter 1: Don’t disturb the sir!

Omoi: Chill man! We gotta message from Raikage-sama, step aside… (The bounty hunters allow passage. As the two near Killer Bee, Killer Bee starts mumbling in his sleep.)

Killer Bee( mumbling): *indiscernible sounds* yeah uh… why dey call me Killer Bee, miss? Led me tell ya…

Karui: Let’s just wake him up! I don’t want to hear this…

Omoi: C’mon, these are classic… Now quite now…

Killer Bee (mumbling): *indiscernible sounds*now, here… my stinger is a ringer for ya flower. Wen you feel my power, you wanna die, uh, yeah, uh huh…

(The master bounty hunters look displeased.)

Karui: The last bit didn’t even rhyme… OMOI WHAT FUCK ARE YOU DOING! (Omoi is secretly writing down Killer Bee’s lyrics down on a notepad… Karui snatches it and shoves it into her pocket.)

Omoi: Damn you bitch! Those be my pick up lines!

Karui: That’s why you are still single… No one falls for these things… Look let me just read one of these ridiculous rhymes. (she pulls the book back out)

Omoi: You gotta put soul into it… Don’t just read it off, or you’ll sound like a moron!

Karui: Fine whatever!

“So, you wanna know the difference between me and anotha brotha? Ok, here it goes. I got class, that won’t see an outclass… That’s why I be getting that ass!”

(Everyone has a blank stare on their faces… Then everyone focuses on the hammock and notices that Killer Bee’s not there.)

Omoi: Hey, where did the Master go?

(Immediately, Killer bee falls from the sky and lands in the middle of everyone.)

Killer Bee: I have arrived!

Karui: Idiot, you were always here!

Killer Bee: Don’t be mad, get glad.

Karui: What does that have to do with anything?

Omoi: Oh yeah… Raikage-sama wanted to see you in the office… It’s best that you get there now.

(The scene switches over to Raikage’s office. Killer Bee barges in.)

Killer Bee: What’s happenin?

Raikage: Let me break it down for ya! someone in Konoha got the bright idea to send us a carrier pigeon!

(Killer Bee opens his mouth to prepare a rhyme)

DON’t even think about it! Anyway, somehow, they found out that you are a supreme host. And apparently, the Uzumaki brat aint! So he wanna be like you Bee! Now, I usually don’t agree to these kind of things. The techniques of Kumogakure are sacred and should never be passed down to other villages. But I made a change of mind when my compensation was announced.

(Killer Bee starts rubbing his hands together all greasy like.)

Killer Bee: Heh, heh…

Raikage: We got us a nice fresh pair of Byakugan eyes! The holder is freshly plumped 16 year old. Ya know, that Hyuuga kid we couldn’t get during the peace treaty years ago. She all growd up now.

Killer Bee: Now dats how ya doit…

Raikage: Most def… It’s gon be on and poppin. Anal prob an every thang! Now gimmie dap, we got dis!

Killer Bee: Yeah bro, that’s how it’s done. (They give each other dap… The scene switches to 3 and a half days into the future. Kakashi, Shikamaru, Hinata, Naruto, and several Anbu ops arrive to the gates of Kumogakure. Hinata is dressed in a wedding dress… She is tightly holding Naruto’s hand.)

Hinata: I’ll be raped, or worse!

Naruto: What’s rape?

Hinata: Oh Naruto, hold me! (Hinata leans on Naruto and starts crying.)

Naruto: Yuck, get off Hinata, c’mon, knock it off.

(Kakashi, Shikamaru, and the anbu leaves, as the scene follows them.)

Shikamaru: Man, I feel bad for Hinata. What a drag… Sold…

Kakashi: That’s the price she has to pay. It’s for the best of the shinobi world. If Naruto can complete that jutsu, than her sacrifice would not be in vain… But to think Raikage would steep so low to ask for her specifically and have her dress in a wedding dress, just plain sick…

(The scene switches over to Kumogakure… Naruto and Hinata face Killer Bee Raikage on an open field.)

Naruto (in thought): I pick up a bad vibe from these guys…

Hinata: I don’t wanna go. *Cries*

Raikage: Ah, don’t be like that… (Raikage is immediately behind Hinata and has his arm wrapped around her neck.)

Naruto (in thought): He’s fuckin fast!

Hinata: What will you do to me?

Raikage: Hey… Now that’s the wrong attitude! Your question should be, what won’t we do to you? HAAAAA!

(Hinata has a horrified face on, immediately, both of them disappear. Raikage rushed off with her using Ration Charged movements. Now, it’s just Killer Bee and Naruto.)

Naruto: Well I want to use the demon fox better, how can I learn?

Killer Bee: You gotta be the beast… Don’t just think, feel! Know wat I’m sayin?

Naruto: Not in the least.

Killer Bee: Ah man, how do I put it…? You know, it’s like getting an erection. You become one with your lower horn and you instinctively act as one penetrative unit. Be one with the beast as you are with your lower horn… If you can do that, a supreme host will be born.

Naruto: Wait, wait… For one, what’s an erection? And how do I become one with a lower horn? Do I have to make a shadow clone and henge it into a horn and lower it? I’m just not understanding a single thing you are saying… Can you show me a demonstration?

Killer Bee: The fuck? Nigga you gay?

Next Time: Will Naruto ever learn how to control the Kyuubi’s chakra?

ACt · 04-01-2010, 12:47 PM

OK - serious one this time:

Chapter 490: Orders.

Madara: Join forces? What makes you think I'm interested?
Kabuto: Wars are costly. One can always use powerful allies - especially when fighting all five ninja nations.
Madara: I generally tend to work with subordinates I can trust. As I recall, Orochimaru and Akatsuki - indeed, Uchiha, even - haven't always mixed well.
Kabuto: I have no intention of being being a subordinate. Partner is a better arrangment.
Madara: I see you've taken on Orochimaru's arrogance.
Kabuto: With this kind of power, it is a necessary trait.
Madara: Agreed. All right - I'm interested. What is your offer?

(back in Konoha)
Tsunade: MEETING AJOURNED! GET TO WORK!
Konoha Elder: Wait, Tsunade.
Tsunade: Tsk.
Konoha Elder: You haven't made plans for the Kyuubi host.
Tsunade: His name is Uzumaki Naruto and he has saved this village more than once! I suggest you learn his name!!
Konoha Elder: Perhaps - but the fact remains. Akatsuki still wishes to capture him and we cannot let a weapon like that be taken from us. The Kage summit made it clear that he should be protected. What plans do you have to keep him in safe within the village?
Tsunade: I have no intention of restraining Naruto in any way.
Konoha Elder, in shock: Surely you can't be serious?! To let him wander would make him an easier target!! He must be protected here, if only to -
Tsunade: You mean kept here to protect YOU in case of an attack!
Konoha Elder: Surely... his purpose... he was created -
Tsunade: I don't think even you have any idea what the Fourth intended for Naruto. Besides, do you think you could keep him here against his wishes?
Konoha Elder: Be that as it may, plans must be made for his protection.
Tsunade: Indeed. So I shall do so... SHIKAMARU!!
Shikamaru, shocked, stands: Y-YES!
Tsunade, smirking: In your opinion, what does Naruto need to remain safe?

(at Myobokuzan)
Naruto: So that's the key?
Fukasaku: Yes - this is Minato's legacy left to you.
Naruto: Hmmm.
Fukasaku: What are you thinking? Will you take it on?
Naruto: Well, I think so... but...
Fukasaku: ??
Naruto, smiling: I haven't the first clue what it means!
Fukasaku: !? WHAT!?
Shima: Relax dear. No one said this would be easy.
Naruto: Perhaps the octopus could help me... this makes no sense! What sort of prophecy start is that??
Fukasaku: I don't know, perhaps you should consult with the Hokage.
Naruto: Yeah.
Shima: Then we will return you to Konoha. Stay in touch - I always have food ready.
Naruto: Uh... Th- (summoning released)
Shima: Such a nice boy.

(at Madara's Hideout)
Kabuto: Fair enough. I agree.
Madara: Good.
Kabuto: So where do I start?
Madara: In the Water Country. Of all the nations, it is the most volitile. If we can disrupt their plans, the alliance will begin to crack. Do you still have any contacts there?
Kabuto: Some, but they never last too long.
Madara: Good. I'll send messages to my people there and tell them to cooperate.
Kabuto: I'll be going then.
Madara: One more thing...
Kabuto: Hm?
Madara: Stay out of Sasuke's way. He will kill you.
Kabuto: Heh.

(at Konoha)
Naruto, groaning: I'm still hungry.
Shikamaru: Naruto!
Naruto turns to see Shikamaru, Neji, Ino, and Lee.
Naruto: What are you doing here?
Shikamaru: Orders from the Hokage.
Naruto: ??
Lee: I am to be your strength.
Ino: I am to be your health.
Neji: I am to be your eyes.
Shikamaru: And I am to be your brain... heh... we're officially your bodyguards.

Next Issue: The Fighting Begins.

03-31-2010, 11:22 PM	#16
Myth Kage Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,116 Thanks: 379 Thanked 2,624 Times in 1,636 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers no naruto and sasuke can defeat them simply cause these are not as strong as the originals. though they can't kill em cause those fuckers will rise up again unless sasuke has the sword of tsosuka now that he got itachi's eyes.

03-31-2010, 11:27 PM	#17
SilverbladeVI Missing-Nin Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 1,231 Thanks: 3,202 Thanked 3,298 Times in 1,116 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers Kabuto + Madara = But anyways. Sasuke is going to tell Kabuto the same thing he told Naruto. Sasuke: DAMMIT MAN!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME. Kabuto: I'm here to take over the world. Sasuke: FML. Last edited by SilverbladeVI; 03-31-2010 at 11:29 PM.

04-01-2010, 06:22 AM	#20
thegodfather2450 tale of galant jiraiya Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,252 Thanks: 663 Thanked 108 Times in 63 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers ^ to the t.s.o. that technique is almost like the byakugab thing that you release chakra from your chakra holes in your body and rotate them, nothing special about that technique(in the prediction) not the hyuga __________________ Failures must be seen as amusements,they are trials which hone your skills. The frog in the well drifts into the great ocean. Feel pain,conteplate pain,accept pain and know pain. Proud member of The Three Legandary Sannin Fanclub. Proud member of the Jiraiya Fanclub. proud to be a member of uzumaki narutu. proud to be member of the yondaime fc. proud to be a kage member fc. proud to be a sage naruto member. Last edited by thegodfather2450; 04-02-2010 at 06:21 AM.

04-01-2010, 07:18 AM	#22
King_Canada Kage Bushin-no Spammer! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 123 Thanks: 89 Thanked 40 Times in 24 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers the last chapter was an epic fail, next chapter is just going to be Madara wanking over the resurected Akatski members and Kabuto watching, Kabuto had so much potential as an indipendant villan and now he's in the Akatski, WASTED! Peace.

04-01-2010, 07:32 AM	#23
Numinous Writing speed: snail Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Porto, Portugal Posts: 4,993 Thanks: 8,683 Thanked 11,767 Times in 4,070 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers Yet another spoof prediction for your enjoyment! Spoof Prediction (In the Akatsuki hideout) Kabuto: So, what you think about my proposal? Madara: On one condition. Kabuto: If it’s doing the Thriller dance, forget it. Madara: In that case, you can join us… you big meany! Kabuto: I prefer the term “Final Villain”. Madara: Oh no, you didn’t! You… you… (starts crying) That was the only thing I had going for me, don’t ruin it, whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! (In the construction site) Naruto: Ok, guys, you got to help me here. The Super Sized Sage said I had to meet an octopus, and I reduced the possibilities down to two guys: Dr. Octopus from Spiderman and Ultros from Final Fantasy VI. Of those two, who do you think it is? Neji: Naruto, both of them are villains. Naruto: Oh, yeah… Kiba: Maybe that Sage meant to say you need a villain to beat another villain. Naruto: That must be it! Aizen: If that’s the case, mind if I aid you on your quest? Sakura: (grabs a pepper spray bottle and sprays Aizen eyes) Go away, filthy God Mod Sue! Aizen: Pepper spray, my only weakness! (In Bleach) Ichigo: I sense I’m missing an important clue to introduce yet another ass pull in this manga… meh, probably nothing… (In the construction site) Naruto: I think we’re thinking it wrong… ok, ask everyone if they know any famous octopus within the Narutoverse. (spots Kakashi passing by; runs towards him) Hey, Kakashi-sensei, do you kno- Kakashi: Stupid Tsunade woke up from her stupid coma and stole my stupid chance for the stupid title of stupid Sixth Hokage… Naruto: Never mind… (returns to the rookies) Kakashi: Stupid Naruto with his stupid questions… (At the interrogation center) Ino: Ibiki-sensei, do you know any nin that can go as “octopus”? Ibiki: Hummm, I don’t know. Karin: Octopus? That must be Kirabi, the Raikage’s brother. He’s the Jinchuuriki of the Hachibi, half ox, half octopus. Sasuke had such an hard time fighting that “octopus”… oh, oops! Ino: Thank you very much! (exits the room) Ibiki: (to the Interrogation nin) See that? That girl extracted more info in a few seconds than you in an hour! You’re a disgrace to the Interrogation Nin Syndicate, get out of my fcking sight! Interrogation Nin: You’re so harsh when you’re sober, Ibiki-sensei… (In the construction site)* Naruto: The brother of the Raikage? Really? (thinking) Just my luck. The Raikage probably will beat me up if he sees me again going on about Sasuke… Sakura: Naruto, we have to go to Kumogakure! Shikamaru: Yeah, for you to poison him just like last time… Sakura: But- Shikamaru: No buts! Go help Tsunade-sama or something like that, I’ll go to Kumogakure with Naruto. Sakura: Hey, who died and made you Lord of the Flies? Shikamaru: Kishimoto’s Jump Fiesta 2010 interview. Kakashi: (passes by) Stupid interview, saying that stupid 2010 would be my stupid year… Naruto: Get a chill pill, Kakashi-sensei… Shikamaru: Well, since Naruto is still a genin… Naruto: Thanks for rubbing it on my face, but go on… Shikamaru: We still need a jonin and another chuunin. Neji: Pick me. Hinata: Pick me! Shikamaru: Uh, why? Neji: Kumogakure still has to answer for the Hyuuga incident that took my father’s life away. Hinata: (thinking) I was thinking about smexing Naruto, but that’ll do. (speaking) Y-yes, that incident… Shikamaru: So it’s settled, let’s go to Kumogakure! Naruto: Hell yeah! (In Kumogakure) Kisame: (inside Samehada; thinking) When will these people leave this bastard alone? Geez, I don’t even get a minute to ambush this dumbass… Kirabi: Oh, I totally killed that shark face with my top-notch Enka, my brudda just helped popping the can lid… Samui: Oh, you sexy, sexy man, your stories of murder make me SO hot… I might have to unbutton my shirt… Kirabi: That’s the stuff I’m talking about! Kisame: (thinking) Why did I have to trust Madara’s plans, why?! (In the Akatsuki hideout) Sasuke: A surprise, for me? Can I take off the bandages? Madara: Of course! Sasuke: (starts to take off bandages) Oh boy, I really hope it’s the cute (the bandages are off) pony I asked last mon- Zombie Itachi: MYYYY EYYYYESSSS!!! Sasuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Zetsu: Told you he’d only scream, now give me my 10 bucks. Madara: (hands over the money) Ok, ok… Zombie Kakuzu: MOOOONEYYYY!!! __________________ My writings: Waters of Ocean Darkest Chapters: 1 - 2 Weaver Chapters: 0 - 1- 2 - 3 Björk Season My Top 25 Non-Romantic Songs

04-01-2010, 07:59 AM	#24
Sniper Missing-Nin Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: DC Posts: 95 Thanks: 391 Thanked 106 Times in 43 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers My first Prediction Kabuto: ZOMBIES GIVE MADARA A BIG HUG!!! Nagato, Itachi, Deidara, Kakuzu and Sasori grabs Madara. Madara: What the fuck is this? I thought you mean JOIN FORCES!!! Kabuto: April Fools BITCH!!! Makes a seal Madara: OHH SHI!!Zombies explodes along with Madara. THE SCENE switches over to Sasuke Sasuke: Did I just heard popcorn? Kabuto: WHY YES!!!! slither... Sasuke: Wait. I hear Kabuto, but he sounds more like Orochimaru... That means... Kabuto: YES!!! Sasuke: Kabuto evolved into Arbok! People said i was all hax, but this hax has been taken too far. Kabuto: Wrong anime, dumb ass. Removes Sasuke's bandages Sasuke: AHHH!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! - Did Harry Potter learned a new spell? Kabuto: Sasuke. Prepare to die. Sasuke activates his EMS. His eyes look less gay than before. Kabuto MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE TO VANQUISH YOU. Kabuto makes a couple of hand seals uses Edo Tensei. Six Coffins appear. Sasuke: !!! Kabuto: BEHOLD!! TrueUchiha, TrueUchiha II, TrueUchiha III, TrueUchiha IV, TrueUchiha V and TrueUchiha VI Sasuke: NOT TRUEUCHIHA!!!! Kabuto: THIS IS THE END FOR YOU Next Time: The end of Sasuke

04-01-2010, 08:42 AM	#25
jeanericuser Predictomatic 9000 Join Date: Sep 2008 Age: 33 Posts: 707 Thanks: 72 Thanked 1,053 Times in 229 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers My April fools prediction. I will do the real one tomorrow. Maury Povich Presents "Thats not my baby!" Maury Povich: "Our show today is based around several angry women who have all come together to deliver one message to several men, "This baby is yours and its time you owned up to it." Normally Konoha is known for keeping quiet about situations such as this but due to a sudden influx of pregnencies there is a need to establish some responicibility. Which brings us to our first guest. Meet Sakura Hurano." Sakura walks out as the crowd chants "Ho!" at her. Sakura gives them the finger then sits down in her chair. Maury: "So tell us your story Sakura. Why is it you are here and why you personally have made it your goal to find the father of your baby?" Sakura: "I am here because of certain things that happened several weeks ago While I was at a party after Naruto beat Pain. I got drunk just like everyone else and as a result my memory is a touch foggy but I do remember waking up the next morning finding that someone had snuck out of my place while I was assleep but left behind one big surprise, Im now pregnent. I was supposed to be on the battlefield and hospital helping the best but now I have to raise a brat. I just want to find the one who knocked me up and then knock that person upside the head and I think I know who it is." Maury: "Who do you think was the one who knocked you up?" Sakura: "Naruto." Maury: "We recently caught up with Naruto to ask him about Sakura's claims and here is what he said." Naruto video plays. Naruto is standing at a sidewalk with Kakashi. Naruto: "Sakura has always been such a bitch to me. Always making me go after things for her without her taking responicibility. She says that I got it on with her but more likely she is just trying to dump it on me so she can go on with someone else." Kakashi: "I agree with Naruto. Sakura has lately proved how useless she is everywhere she goes and we have always had to carry the load for her. Now she thinks that since she got pregnent she must dump it on someone else. Since she always has relied on Naruto to cover for her she thinks she can dump it on him. I say to hell with her. She can take care of that baby herself." The video ends and Maury is back on. Maury: "And here now is Naruto and his two friends Sai and Kakashi." Naruto walks out with Sai and Kakashi. The women in the crowd boo at Naruto as he walks out. Sakura gets angry and gets out of her chair. Sakura: "This is your baby naruto whether you like it or not! I know it was you I had sex with at that party! That is how I got pregnent." Naruto: "I have never even touched you Sakura and after all my comments you still would never give me the time of day! No I know for a fact that is not my baby!" Sai thinking: "Sakura really seems to be so angry about such a happy moment. If only Naruto was the same." Kakashi: "Both of you sit down! You have already caused us enough embarrassment as it is. Sai stop daydreaming and sit down." Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Kakashi, and Maury all sit down. Maury: "So Naruto what exactly makes you think you didn't get Sakura pregnent?" Naruto: "Its because I haven't gotten any from Sakura at all. Not even a kiss, a bj, or even a hand job! I have gotten nothings but beat up by her!" Sakura blushes as Naruto mentions the things he never got from Sakura while Kakashi covers his face with his hands. Kakashi: "Quiet down Naruto and stop making an ass of yourself. Blowjob. Shesh." Sai thinking: "If Naruto wanted me to blow wind on him all he had to do was ask." Naruto: "Sakura and I have never gotten it on and yet she is always making my life miserable. The more likely thing that happened is that she probably got it on with her dreamboat Sasuke and now she is trying to dump the baby on me. So I don't have to take it any more Im agreeing to a dna test just to prove that Im not the father as is my sensei Kakashi and Sai whom Sakura has also claimed may be the father." A crewman walks over to Maury and hands him a note. Maury: "I have the results of the DNA test right here. Naruto Uzimaki according to the dna test you are.........not the father of Sakura's baby." Sakura: "WHAT!!!!?" Naruto: "Ha Ha THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH! I AINT PAYING NO CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS FOR YOU OR CHANGING ITS DAMN DIRTY DIAPERS!" Maury: "Quiet please. Kakashi according to the dna test you are...........not the father of Sakura's baby." Sakura bursts into tears and Kakashi tries to console Sakura while Naruto is waving his arms and celebrating. The crowd digs naruto and starts a "Go home hoe" chant for Sakura. Maury: Quiet please! Sai according to the dna test you are...........the father of Sakura'a baby." Sakura, Kakashi, and Naruto turn to look at Sai who is blushing like crazy. Sakura: "I got it on with him!!!!?" Naruto starts busting a gut and falling over laughing his ass off. Naruto: "HA HA HA Thats who you got it on with Sakura. You got drunk and banged retarded Sai!" Sai thinking: "I do not think I can take any more of this embarrassment." Sai faints and Naruto busts a gut while Kakashi covers his face with his hands and Sakura starts sobing again. Sakura: "I can't believe I actually got it on with Sai and now Im gonna have his baby! Oh god no!" Sakura runs to the back as Kakashi follows after her. Naruto start up a "You fucked sai!" chant with the crowd. Maury: "We will be right back after a break from our sponsors!"

04-01-2010, 09:00 AM	#26
poolangya gotta catch em all Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: inside your head Posts: 1,180 Thanks: 178 Thanked 660 Times in 365 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers hahaha nice one numinous and sniper. i really dig funny predictions. keep em coming. ot: haven't thought of doing predictions lately, will come back if i stumbled on a good idea.

04-01-2010, 10:39 AM	#27
superninja ANBU Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,841 Thanks: 190 Thanked 691 Times in 554 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers Lol jeanericuser you seem to be fixated on pregnancies lately, is it because you are a woman? I would also post a prediction but the way manga has been going lately, I can't predict a thing. It's too unpredictable. I will just say that Tobi will accept the deal with Kabuto, but first they will arrange some terms of their cooperation. The zombies won't become active next chapter, they will just stand there. Or maybe Tobi will want some proof that the jutsu is the real deal, then Kabuto will preform something with one of his zombies. Kabuto's way of handling them will be like a puppeteer handling his puppets, the zombies will just be empty shells that can do their signature jutsus. The chakra for the jutsus will go out of Kabuto to his zombies. __________________ The great off panel war has begun...also called the war of one panel because most fights started and ended in one panel. Also Kin and Gin as substitute for kyuubi chakra (the greatest amount of chakra in Naruto world) is something Kishi pulled out of his ass. I lost major respect. It would be like near the end of LOTR there happens to be another slightly weaker ring and Sauron is like "that will do". It kind of shits on everything established up to that point. It kind of insults my intelligence.

04-01-2010, 12:13 PM	#28
jeanericuser Predictomatic 9000 Join Date: Sep 2008 Age: 33 Posts: 707 Thanks: 72 Thanked 1,053 Times in 229 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers ^ Yawn. Nice try but nope not a woman though if you are prone to mistaking men for women than thats another problem altogether which you seriously should deal with. As for the pregnancies, I have been bored lately so Im stuck watching reruns on talk shows on tv. Pretty much I got the idea for the maury prediction from watching an episode yesterday. As for the pregnacies in predictions, I think kishi probably as shippuden reaches a close is gonna want to lay the seeds for a new series so why not have something concerning the next generation of ninja genin. Well with that out of the way I will leave you all with one spoiler about my other prediction from tomorrow. There is something else that has been ignored since episode 489 ended that was left unsaid by the great elder sage toad. When you figure it out you will have a hint of what my prediction is about.

04-01-2010, 12:47 PM	#30
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,285 Thanks: 5,337 Thanked 18,796 Times in 4,884 Posts	Re: 490 Predictions/Spoilers OK - serious one this time: Chapter 490: Orders. Madara: Join forces? What makes you think I'm interested? Kabuto: Wars are costly. One can always use powerful allies - especially when fighting all five ninja nations. Madara: I generally tend to work with subordinates I can trust. As I recall, Orochimaru and Akatsuki - indeed, Uchiha, even - haven't always mixed well. Kabuto: I have no intention of being being a subordinate. Partner is a better arrangment. Madara: I see you've taken on Orochimaru's arrogance. Kabuto: With this kind of power, it is a necessary trait. Madara: Agreed. All right - I'm interested. What is your offer? (back in Konoha) Tsunade: MEETING AJOURNED! GET TO WORK! Konoha Elder: Wait, Tsunade. Tsunade: Tsk. Konoha Elder: You haven't made plans for the Kyuubi host. Tsunade: His name is Uzumaki Naruto and he has saved this village more than once! I suggest you learn his name!! Konoha Elder: Perhaps - but the fact remains. Akatsuki still wishes to capture him and we cannot let a weapon like that be taken from us. The Kage summit made it clear that he should be protected. What plans do you have to keep him in safe within the village? Tsunade: I have no intention of restraining Naruto in any way. Konoha Elder, in shock: Surely you can't be serious?! To let him wander would make him an easier target!! He must be protected here, if only to - Tsunade: You mean kept here to protect YOU in case of an attack! Konoha Elder: Surely... his purpose... he was created - Tsunade: I don't think even you have any idea what the Fourth intended for Naruto. Besides, do you think you could keep him here against his wishes? Konoha Elder: Be that as it may, plans must be made for his protection. Tsunade: Indeed. So I shall do so... SHIKAMARU!! Shikamaru, shocked, stands: Y-YES! Tsunade, smirking: In your opinion, what does Naruto need to remain safe? (at Myobokuzan) Naruto: So that's the key? Fukasaku: Yes - this is Minato's legacy left to you. Naruto: Hmmm. Fukasaku: What are you thinking? Will you take it on? Naruto: Well, I think so... but... Fukasaku: ?? Naruto, smiling: I haven't the first clue what it means! Fukasaku: !? WHAT!? Shima: Relax dear. No one said this would be easy. Naruto: Perhaps the octopus could help me... this makes no sense! What sort of prophecy start is that?? Fukasaku: I don't know, perhaps you should consult with the Hokage. Naruto: Yeah. Shima: Then we will return you to Konoha. Stay in touch - I always have food ready. Naruto: Uh... Th- (summoning released) Shima: Such a nice boy. (at Madara's Hideout) Kabuto: Fair enough. I agree. Madara: Good. Kabuto: So where do I start? Madara: In the Water Country. Of all the nations, it is the most volitile. If we can disrupt their plans, the alliance will begin to crack. Do you still have any contacts there? Kabuto: Some, but they never last too long. Madara: Good. I'll send messages to my people there and tell them to cooperate. Kabuto: I'll be going then. Madara: One more thing... Kabuto: Hm? Madara: Stay out of Sasuke's way. He will kill you. Kabuto: Heh. (at Konoha) Naruto, groaning: I'm still hungry. Shikamaru: Naruto! Naruto turns to see Shikamaru, Neji, Ino, and Lee. Naruto: What are you doing here? Shikamaru: Orders from the Hokage. Naruto: ?? Lee: I am to be your strength. Ino: I am to be your health. Neji: I am to be your eyes. Shikamaru: And I am to be your brain... heh... we're officially your bodyguards. Next Issue: The Fighting Begins. Last edited by ACt; 04-01-2010 at 01:24 PM. Reason: For proper chapter number - I think I'll go write a prediction for chapter 390 now. Bet I get it right.

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