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Old 06-02-2010, 08:50 PM   #1
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Dead Baby Jokes

Yes, some people may call me a twisted bastard, but dead baby jokes are just too damn funny to be left unsaid. And I know many of them.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's funnier than a dead baby swinging on a ceiling fan?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

A dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of icecream, 1 scoop of dead baby.

How do you fit a dead baby into a cup? Put it in the blender. How do you get it out?

Chips.

What do you call a dead baby hanging from your wall?

Art.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a bag of bowling balls?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Cause it was being dragged on the back of a truck.
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:55 PM   #2
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Lmfao!! I was thinking of these when I saw the Joke thread.
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:24 PM   #3
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes

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Yes, some people may call me a twisted bastard, but dead baby jokes are just too damn funny to be left unsaid. And I know many of them.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's funnier than a dead baby swinging on a ceiling fan?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

A dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of icecream, 1 scoop of dead baby.

How do you fit a dead baby into a cup? Put it in the blender. How do you get it out?

Chips.

What do you call a dead baby hanging from your wall?

Art.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a bag of bowling balls?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Cause it was being dragged on the back of a truck.


LOL, you find this funny, yet requests for pics insult you. Oh, the irony.....
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:40 PM   #4
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Yessssssssssssss. The irony hurtsssssssssssss.........
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:50 PM   #5
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I wouldn't call anyone a twisted bastard just because they can copy and paste some old as fuck jokes.
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:56 PM   #6
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For the record, it was a definitive "meh"
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Old 06-02-2010, 11:31 PM   #7
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes

I didn't copy and paste them, they are pretty old, that's why I remember these particular ones off the top of my head. and the point is for people to put NEW ones or unheard ones. I find them very entertaining, so I was hoping someone would come in and post some updated ones.
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Old 06-02-2010, 11:40 PM   #8
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Post some pics, and I'll come up with a couple new dead baby jokes.
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Old 06-02-2010, 11:47 PM   #9
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes

^^Lol.

@Purple: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

One baby jokes= One pic.

You owe me one honey baby
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Its true, he made a joke.
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Old 06-03-2010, 01:36 AM   #12
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I've got one.
Why did the baby
You're not funny.
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Re: Dead Baby Jokes

Fine. Don't post jokes. I'm not posting pics either.
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You pussy.
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What breaks when you give it to a 3 year old?

Her Pelvis

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