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Yes, some people may call me a twisted bastard, but dead baby jokes are just too damn funny to be left unsaid. And I know many of them.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's funnier than a dead baby swinging on a ceiling fan?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

A dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of icecream, 1 scoop of dead baby.

How do you fit a dead baby into a cup? Put it in the blender. How do you get it out?

Chips.

What do you call a dead baby hanging from your wall?

Art.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a bag of bowling balls?

You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Cause it was being dragged on the back of a truck.

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