Justin Bieber. Must see - Page 2

Numinous · 08-13-2010, 04:40 AM

Dear Fan-That-Threw-That-Bottle

We, the people with a good musical taste, thank you for physically harming Justin Bieber and make him say "Ow, that didn't feel good" like a confused little kid.

I only ask of you to throw something more harming to his head if you repeat such feat. My suggestions are:

An diaper used by an elderly person after an enchilada dinner
An ravaging cat with rabies
A rusty meat cleaver
A cannon shot loaded with nails, pins, and all sorts of small sharp objects that cause massive bleeding.

Sincerely, all the people who want Bieber to STFU.

The Special One · 08-13-2010, 08:15 AM

It seems when he's not bumping into things himself, others pick up the slack.

Ironic... He was like "I love you guys-." Then Thud, water bottle hits its mark...

**Miburo** · 08-13-2010, 10:21 AM

It was actually a really good throw too. The panned out view shows that it was from decently far out, and he was a moving target. And that little faggot kid says that it was a chick. If so, would bang.

I like how he puts his hand up to block it, and it just pushes past his frail arm and slams into his head anyway. And wikipedia says that kid is 16? Wow. I thought he was 11 or some shit. What a pansy.

Nerox · 08-13-2010, 10:40 AM

16? wtf?

i was bigger when i was his age, and i have been quite small. if that wimp ever gets a beard i shall shave mine at once....

manta · 08-13-2010, 11:23 AM

He's gonna get killed someday for sure.

Tzu Men · 08-13-2010, 11:59 AM

Wait he's 16? Holy shit.

He's practically a foetus.

Numinous · 08-13-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

And wikipedia says that kid is 16? Wow. I thought he was 11 or some shit.

You and everybody else... maybe except a few, like me (had the same problem physically but hell, my voice change was at 13, so him still having that whiny kid voice might change in a matter of few months).

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He's gonna get killed someday for sure.

Depends on how his voice change will affect him. If his new voice is better, maybe it'll save his hide; if it's worse and ends his career abruptely, his fangirls will kill him; if it's worse and his record company still wants us to hear that disgrace, somebody who hates garbage will kill him.

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if that wimp ever gets a beard i shall shave mine at once....

Oh noes!!! Don't make your beard a martyr for Bieber!

Nerox · 08-13-2010, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Numinous

Oh noes!!! Don't make your beard a martyr for Bieber!

gahh, the music industry disgusts me...

The Special One · 08-13-2010, 12:10 PM

Yeah, really small for a 16 year old (aren't 'most' guys near their max growth at that age?). That voice of his isn't doing him much justice either.

I'm still laughing at his response, "ow, that didn't feel good." (Proceeds to shake head in agony.)

ACt · 08-13-2010, 12:19 PM

Hey - he could have already gone through his growth. There are such things as small, frail, male adults. As for puberty, growth can last into the early 20s.

@ Nerox - I won't ever shave my beard for anyone but me... like if it's on fire or something. Let us just hope he never has the ability.

kluang · 08-13-2010, 12:28 PM

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Depends on how his voice change will affect him. If his new voice is better, maybe it'll save his hide; if it's worse and ends his career abruptely, his fangirls will kill him; if it's worse and his record company still wants us to hear that disgrace, somebody who hates garbage will kill him.

Or he will use AutoTune

Numinous · 08-13-2010, 12:28 PM

And, of course, the parodies appear!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iCl223Y-kQ

"I just want to cause you physical harm, you suck!"

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Originally Posted by kluang

Or he will use AutoTune

The spot of heavily auto-tuned guy is already taken by T-Pain

The Special One · 08-13-2010, 12:35 PM

Doesn't bieber use auto-tone sometimes...

Still wondering when he'll be phased out, like the Jonas...

kluang · 08-13-2010, 12:41 PM

If his voice change and sounds like a grumpy the pig he will be the AutoTune King

Numinous · 08-13-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by The Special One

Doesn't bieber use auto-tone sometimes...

He rarely used auto-tune. Normally it's just a lower-key voice dubbing him in the background, subtle enough to just hide (unsuccessfully) the whiny timbre of his voice.

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Still wondering when he'll be phased out, like the Jonas...

I thought the Jonas brothers broke up the band for solo projects?

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If his voice change and sounds like a grumpy the pig he will be the AutoTune King

And he shall proclaim his throne with Ke-dollar sign-ha, the queen of Auto-Tune!

08-13-2010, 04:40 AM	#16
Numinous Writing speed: snail Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Porto, Portugal Posts: 4,913 Thanks: 8,546 Thanked 11,649 Times in 4,018 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see Dear Fan-That-Threw-That-Bottle We, the people with a good musical taste, thank you for physically harming Justin Bieber and make him say "Ow, that didn't feel good" like a confused little kid. I only ask of you to throw something more harming to his head if you repeat such feat. My suggestions are: An diaper used by an elderly person after an enchilada dinner An ravaging cat with rabies A rusty meat cleaver A cannon shot loaded with nails, pins, and all sorts of small sharp objects that cause massive bleeding. Sincerely, all the people who want Bieber to STFU. __________________ My writings: Waters of Ocean Darkest Chapters: 1 - 2 Weaver Chapters: 0 - 1- 2 - 3 Björk Season My Top 25 Non-Romantic Songs

08-13-2010, 08:15 AM	#17
The Special One Kage Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Oakpark, Michigan Age: 22 Posts: 5,056 Thanks: 888 Thanked 4,450 Times in 1,551 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see It seems when he's not bumping into things himself, others pick up the slack. Ironic... He was like "I love you guys-." Then Thud, water bottle hits its mark... __________________ The Specialist, forever http://forums.narutocentral.com/showthread.php?t=24201 ^My first thread.lol

08-13-2010, 10:21 AM	#18
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see It was actually a really good throw too. The panned out view shows that it was from decently far out, and he was a moving target. And that little faggot kid says that it was a chick. If so, would bang. I like how he puts his hand up to block it, and it just pushes past his frail arm and slams into his head anyway. And wikipedia says that kid is 16? Wow. I thought he was 11 or some shit. What a pansy.

08-13-2010, 10:40 AM	#19
Nerox Mah'alleinir Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Golden Hall Posts: 743 Thanks: 2,254 Thanked 2,671 Times in 1,262 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see 16? wtf? i was bigger when i was his age, and i have been quite small. if that wimp ever gets a beard i shall shave mine at once....

08-13-2010, 11:23 AM	#20
manta No Leaf Clover Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Tropic Age: 26 Posts: 411 Thanks: 1,017 Thanked 1,357 Times in 703 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see He's gonna get killed someday for sure. __________________

08-13-2010, 11:59 AM	#21
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 715 Thanks: 4,016 Thanked 2,705 Times in 863 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see Wait he's 16? Holy shit. He's practically a foetus.

08-13-2010, 12:10 PM	#24
The Special One Kage Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Oakpark, Michigan Age: 22 Posts: 5,056 Thanks: 888 Thanked 4,450 Times in 1,551 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see Yeah, really small for a 16 year old (aren't 'most' guys near their max growth at that age?). That voice of his isn't doing him much justice either. I'm still laughing at his response, "ow, that didn't feel good." (Proceeds to shake head in agony.) __________________ The Specialist, forever http://forums.narutocentral.com/showthread.php?t=24201 ^My first thread.lol

08-13-2010, 12:19 PM	#25
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,257 Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 18,711 Times in 4,855 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see Hey - he could have already gone through his growth. There are such things as small, frail, male adults. As for puberty, growth can last into the early 20s. @ Nerox - I won't ever shave my beard for anyone but me... like if it's on fire or something. Let us just hope he never has the ability.

08-13-2010, 12:35 PM	#28
The Special One Kage Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Oakpark, Michigan Age: 22 Posts: 5,056 Thanks: 888 Thanked 4,450 Times in 1,551 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see Doesn't bieber use auto-tone sometimes... Still wondering when he'll be phased out, like the Jonas... __________________ The Specialist, forever http://forums.narutocentral.com/showthread.php?t=24201 ^My first thread.lol

08-13-2010, 12:41 PM	#29
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,670 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: Justin Bieber. Must see If his voice change and sounds like a grumpy the pig he will be the AutoTune King __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

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