Numinous

Fail.

And major fail. IKN says snakes reproduce asexually, now this. Either your biology teachers are crying their hearts out, or they're dumbasses.

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LonelyNinja

BUT THEY DON'T HAVE WILLY-WANGS TO PUT INTO A PILLO-WISP.




Haaa...

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zer0systm

Peeenussssss.......

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Marlboro

First off, I didn't literally mean animals had brains the size of a peanut, I wasn't talking about the size. I just said 'peanut' because some of them are stupid.

And second, I was talking about some of the animals that would eat anything. So I wasn't just generalizing every animal.

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That1CheezyGuy

Interesting piece of info. Now I know dolphins will be prime targets if zombie apocalypse happens. Zombie dolphins would be scary

kael03

Orly? Let's take another look at your original "thought" on the subject of animal brain size.

I see no specifying of "some animals". All I see is a sweeping generalization that all animals are stupid, which they aren't. Wanna try again? You might look less like an idiot.

Tabris

i think he meant it like the saying "brains the size of peanuts" like using brain size to represent intelligence instead of just saying they have lower intelligence

unfortunately because the stupidity of animals had already been discussed, that meant that for his post to be new or in anyway constructive information it had to be taken litteraly.
bad timing/not enough elaboration


either way...
back to this talk about penis
zero: tell me moar

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Marlboro

Tab was right, I didn't elaborate enough. I actually think most animals are pretty clever. I was talking about those some animals which are stupid.

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zer0systm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

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Tabris

I feel educated

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Nerox

I love Monty Python. Especially when I started watching the originals in English.

Miburo

So my brother got an xbox a month or so ago. He let me borrow it for a bit. I played Fable III and raged because of how garbage it is. Why the fuck would it just skip 121 fucking days like that? Fucking garbage.

Been playing Mass Effect 2. Holy shit. Great game. I'm a Vanguard dude and they're badass as fuck. I just fly around fucking slamming into people and robots and aliens and shit, and when I'm not doing that I'm shooting them with a fucking shotgun with fucking flaming ammo or punching them to death. Pretty awesome.

Then I found this big monster guy in a tube, and let him out despite a bunch of pussies saying it is a bad idea and dangerous as fuck and shit. He tried to fuck with me, but soon realized that I'm a goddamn badass and backed off. So him and I just go around fucking destroying every enemy in our path by fucking charging into them or blowing them to shit with our shotguns. He uses a shotgun that is so manly that only the manliest of dudes can use it without busting their arms. I'm sure my dude could also use it, since I'm even manlier than he is, but I haven't found one yet.

Then the monster dude started getting all pissed off and headbutting shit, so I went to monster planet and had to fight a bunch of other monster things, including one big as fuck monster thing that spits acid or some shit on me. I killed it with some alien laser cannon thing that I carry around on my back but never use. All the monster dudes thought I was a total badass for that, and rightfully so. Seems like some of the monster chicks wanted us to bang them so I could give them strong as fuck monster/badass hybrid children, but I couldn't figure out where they kept all the chicks. So I left.

Marlboro

Hardcore .

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LonelyNinja

Soldiers are more badass. Why? Because they don't have superpowers. They don't need superpowers.

Was Wrex-bro head of the Urdnot clan?

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Miburo

I was going to pick soldier, since I too find superpowers to usually be unmanly. But I'll make an exception if the superpower it to fucking slam into anything that pisses you off. Which is way manlier than sitting behind boxes and shooting shit. So I went Vanguard instead.

And nah, some other monster dude was the leader. Which sucks, because the monster dudes talked about that Wrex dude, and he sounded like quite the badass. Seems like he raped giant monster acid spitting thing too.

Not sure who I like as my second comrade just yet. I think that one chick makes monster dude and I even more fucking beastly, by just being with us. And she's decently hawt, so I'll probably stick with her. But the bald bitchy chick seems like she's suppose to be the mass effect equivalent of Jack from Riddick, which is awesome. I like tall monster dude, because he fights for fucking justice and made me lol when he was talking about battling some chick and then banging her. Assassin guy is a faggot fish monster or some shit, lame. No negros. Wasn't a fan of scientist alien until he started singing, but still, I'm not letting that weird thing hang out with me. Going to get masked chick now. Didn't get the other thing yet, but I'm guessing it's a blue chick. Can't imagine either one of them being good, since they're women. Don't know what the last thing is going to be yet, hopefully something not scrubby. Meaning I hope it's another monster dude. Because everyone seems to suck hardcore compared to monster dude and I.

And I think my secretary wants my dude to bang her. Which is totally understandable, because I'm awesome. Actually, pretty sure all the chicks on the ship want my dude in them.