Miburo

BA Psych-http://www.payscale.com/best-colleges/jobs-for-psychology-majors.asp

BA English-http://www.payscale.com/best-colleges/careers-for-english-majors.asp

I dicked around looking at monster.com or some shit and have little problem finding jobs that require at least a BA level education. BA in psych can help get management level jobs, personnel, marketing, etc. You know, since you studied people and are better equipped to deal with them in a productive manner. Shit that wouldn't look bad on a resume, at all. Sure if you apply for a janitor job a burger king then you might be passed over for being over-qualified. But it's a fuckload better to be over-qualified than under-qualified for jobs. Or whatever. I'm an idiot.


Edit: Holy shit, I would go crazy with that much money. I would have my own castle built. In space. It would be awesome.

Demi-God

We don't need none of your logic bullshit here Trey, we're happy in our fantasy land.

manta

But taxes dude... we have to give to charity! We have to invenst and keep that money constant or else a big chunk of it is taken away by the goverment.

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Miburo

A big chunk of a really big chunk leaves you with a pretty massively big chunk still. So it's all good.

manta

With $1b even if they take 6% it's a BIG chunk every year of your life.

Heck the lotto here (measly one compared to yours) you "win" $12 million dollars only to receive $4 million when the goverment charges you with taxes.

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Demi-God

Fuck the Man!

Anyways, anyone wanna go Ikea to buy me a book shelf?

ACt

The fuck? How'd we get to receiving a billion dollars? I'd buy up a nice and huge portion of Northern Ontario land with no roads, put a large fence around it, build a beautiful ranch that can run completely off the grid, with all that ecopower shit and well water and whatever, get a couple of horses for the wife and live quietly away from everyone and write books, essays and little internet posts that let everyone know they are stupid and I'm so much more awesome.

So, nearly like my current life, but with no responsibilities, huge wads of cash and kilometers away from everyone. When the world ends, I'd only know because you fools wouldn't talk a back to me.

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Miburo

^Awesome. Would be more awesome if it was a castle. But still awesome.

Eh, I'd happily take a free $4 million.

I'll do it:

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/S09874653


Pretty nice, if I do say so myself. Just need your credit card info.

Edit: Holy shit, that's over a thousand dollars in real money. And it still has that cheapy fiberboard backboard shit. Ikea sucks.

Mal

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Originally Posted by AkamaruChewtoy The fuck? How'd we get to receiving a billion dollars? I'd buy up a nice and huge portion of Northern Ontario land with no roads, put a large fence around it, build a beautiful ranch that can run completely off the grid, with all that ecopower shit and well water and whatever, get a couple of horses for the wife and live quietly away from everyone and write books, essays and little internet posts that let everyone know they are stupid and I'm so much more awesome. So, nearly like my current life, but with no responsibilities, huge wads of cash and kilometers away from everyone. When the world ends, I'd only know because you fools wouldn't talk a back to me.

It was a perfectly reasonable example of the stupidity of someone's statement, then everyone started talking about what they'd do with it. I would do pretty much the same as you.

Jaxon

A birrion dollaru? Obviously I would start construction of a NUCLEAR EQUIPPED, WALKING DEATH-MACHINE.

I would not inform the mechanics it would be nuclear equipped of course, but I would be totally cool if they decided to say, secretly upload a program that gives it kick-ass giant robot CQC moves.

Miburo

Yeah, after thinking about it, space castle wouldn't be such a great idea. Because I'd have manservants shuttling supplies and shit to me all the time. Which they would probably have a pretty hard time doing when zombie apocalypse time comes. So I'd have to fly back down to earth to battle the undead hordes anyway. Would be better to just have an earth castle to use as my post-apocalyptic HQ that would be totally self-sufficient due to me stealing ACT's ecopower shit idea plus my own village with villagers growing crops and shit. Fuck yeah.

I would probably have my own METAL GEAR REX built, minus the nuclear warheads, which would be my main form of transportation.


Edit: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU jaxon beat me to it. = (

Jaxon

Would also sever my head from the bottom jaw down, and replace it with a kick-ass techno-organic body.

Keeping the top-jaw up, so I can retain my pretty-boy charm.

Tabris

OMFG, how did i not think of having a giant robot suit built?
i wants gundam

as for the house i'd buy, very much what Act is saying, except in manitoba, cause i like it here.
and def a castle, OR a palace.
it would need a moat
and i've always wanted a white tiger

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C&H FTW

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manta

HIVE MIND!!!!

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ArgentumLamina

GOOD EYE sir....

Or should I say.

Faggot.