The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 893

gaarasandchick13 · 04-19-2011, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Tabris

anwyyas, GSC you havne't been aroudn in forver, good luck with your surgery

Thanks. :3

I'll probably be spamming here all day when I'm immobilized over the summer with nothing to do. XP

Edit: I can't believe I've been here almost 5 years. Time flies when I'm clinging to my childhood.

Edit again: Aaaaaand now I'm going to bed, so I can have some more nightmares. G'night, all.

ACt · 04-19-2011, 07:02 AM

Bah - childhood is overrated. They should give you your 20s-70s first and then give you 20 years to dick around, play with toys and have awkward inappropriate sex.

But that's cursory; you have me curious: what can surgeons do to your feet to make you a better dancer? Is this some sort of ligament realignment, flat feet fixing or they removing a few bones so you can fit into those ridiculous ballet shoes?

Tabris · 04-19-2011, 09:19 AM

obviously it's a cosmetic surgery so she doesn't have to wear ballet shoes,give her a uni-toe with a metal plate on the bottom, and cut off the nerves that go to there so it'll never hurt to be on her toe all day
done!

Kina · 04-19-2011, 11:51 AM

Can someone tell me why making a book of collages of things I like will help me in Graphic Design? This is ridiculous.

Jaxon · 04-19-2011, 12:01 PM

Guess what? It won't! Enjoy the inferior American higher education system.

Tabris · 04-19-2011, 12:06 PM

You should make your collage entirely out of cock pictures
that'd be hilarious and they'd never give that stupid assignment again

also, put in one flaccid penis in the middle, on top of the rest of it

kluang · 04-19-2011, 12:33 PM

does your higher education spoon feed their student? if not, my country higher education is worse. And we dont have any election here in university. Its all govt control to make sure the students study and no chaos what so ever happen that will distrupt the studies.

Kina · 04-19-2011, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaxon

Guess what? It won't! Enjoy the inferior American higher education system.

;_____; He said it was to "inspire us in the future".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

You should make your collage entirely out of cock pictures
that'd be hilarious and they'd never give that stupid assignment again

also, put in one flaccid penis in the middle, on top of the rest of it

I might. I mean, I have a tab called "Innuendo". But this is college. I'm certain there will at least be boobs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kluang

does your higher education spoon feed their student? if not, my country higher education is worse. And we dont have any election here in university. Its all govt control to make sure the students study and no chaos what so ever happen that will distrupt the studies.

That sounds cushy. I wouldn't mind a little bit of doing nothing for a semester.

I just hit my hand against the rack of a 450 degree oven. Herp derp, it buuuuuurns.

Tabris · 04-19-2011, 01:56 PM

boob pictures aren't as startling as cocks, jsut saying.

oh no! poor kina.
cold water and ice, use those, 'cause that totally wont shock your poor skin

***Demi-God*** · 04-19-2011, 02:10 PM

The kitchen gods do not favour you.

kluang · 04-19-2011, 02:23 PM

you mean kitchen goddess

ACt · 04-19-2011, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kina

I just hit my hand against the rack of a 450 degree oven. Herp derp, it buuuuuurns.

What a wuss. I have a two inch sear mark from the oven but do I complain about it to internet personalities? No - because I can take it.

Kina · 04-19-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AkamaruChewtoy

What a wuss. I have a two inch sear mark from the oven but do I complain about it to internet personalities? No - because I can take it.

I AM A DELICATE FLOWER, GODDAMMIT.
But that's about the size of mine. And there are two blisters that look like eyes.

kluang · 04-19-2011, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kina

I AM A DELICATE FLOWER, GODDAMMIT.
.

The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal seductiveness of life

**Mal** · 04-20-2011, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by gaarasandchick13

That reminds me of how people sued fast food chains because their coffee was hot. AND WON.

Or how a criminal broke into a house, tripped over something and got hurt, and then sued the homeowner. AND WON.

/facepalm

I'll just leave this here.

04-19-2011, 07:02 AM	#13382
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,249 Thanks: 5,321 Thanked 18,674 Times in 4,842 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Bah - childhood is overrated. They should give you your 20s-70s first and then give you 20 years to dick around, play with toys and have awkward inappropriate sex. But that's cursory; you have me curious: what can surgeons do to your feet to make you a better dancer? Is this some sort of ligament realignment, flat feet fixing or they removing a few bones so you can fit into those ridiculous ballet shoes? __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

04-19-2011, 09:19 AM	#13383
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 obviously it's a cosmetic surgery so she doesn't have to wear ballet shoes,give her a uni-toe with a metal plate on the bottom, and cut off the nerves that go to there so it'll never hurt to be on her toe all day done! __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

04-19-2011, 11:51 AM	#13384
Kina Star-Stuff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: You do not matter. None of us do. Age: 21 Posts: 3,433 Thanks: 755 Thanked 1,181 Times in 646 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Can someone tell me why making a book of collages of things I like will help me in Graphic Design? This is ridiculous. __________________ Luck is a skill. <Jonathan3 Don't hate on Rival. When I wake on the last day of my life, I want to face it without regret.

04-19-2011, 12:01 PM	#13385
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,487 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Guess what? It won't! Enjoy the inferior American higher education system.

04-19-2011, 12:06 PM	#13386
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 You should make your collage entirely out of cock pictures that'd be hilarious and they'd never give that stupid assignment again also, put in one flaccid penis in the middle, on top of the rest of it __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

04-19-2011, 12:33 PM	#13387
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,658 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 does your higher education spoon feed their student? if not, my country higher education is worse. And we dont have any election here in university. Its all govt control to make sure the students study and no chaos what so ever happen that will distrupt the studies. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality. Last edited by kluang; 04-19-2011 at 12:34 PM.

04-19-2011, 01:56 PM	#13389
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 boob pictures aren't as startling as cocks, jsut saying. oh no! poor kina. cold water and ice, use those, 'cause that totally wont shock your poor skin __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

04-19-2011, 02:10 PM	#13390
*Demi-God* BEST Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,263 Thanks: 2,810 Thanked 6,858 Times in 2,435 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 The kitchen gods do not favour you.

04-19-2011, 02:23 PM	#13391
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,658 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 you mean kitchen goddess __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

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