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Old 07-12-2011, 07:24 PM   #14056
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Why am I laughing, this isn't funny it's just plain fruity.
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:41 PM   #14057
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

it is funny! i'm having a good laugh

doesn't matter what pairings, the children woudl all be fucked up, cause i think children need a feminine touch as well and if neither of the fathers will be the feminine roll, as none of you would, i think he'll have an unballanced life...

and they'd all grow up to be ass holes
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Let's be honest. We wouldn't pair up and wouldn't raise them from birth. We'd gather as a team and each take on aspect to train impressionable youths, let's say between 5 and 8, molding them into an elite force that we can unleash on the world to act as mercs, spies, scientists, politicians and future CEOs from which we would wrest control from the idiots of today who are ruining for everyone, into a utopia where all men and women have earned their freedom through hard work, intelligence, reason and, if needed, battle.

That's right, the lazy, stupid, idiotic weak people will be slaves. No great civilization has gotten anywhere without slaves.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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cause i think children need a feminine touch as well and if neither of the fathers will be the feminine roll, as none of you would
Damn right. I'm not touching any kids like that.

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Let's be honest. We wouldn't pair up and wouldn't raise them from birth. We'd gather as a team and each take on aspect to train impressionable youths, let's say between 5 and 8, molding them into an elite force that we can unleash on the world to act as mercs, spies, scientists, politicians and future CEOs from which we would wrest control from the idiots of today who are ruining for everyone, into a utopia where all men and women have earned their freedom through hard work, intelligence, reason and, if needed, battle.

That's right, the lazy, stupid, idiotic weak people will be slaves. No great civilization has gotten anywhere without slaves.
A fine plan.
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:08 PM   #14060
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Guess it doesn't take a village, it takes an army.

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That's right, the lazy, stupid, idiotic weak people will be slaves. No great civilization has gotten anywhere without slaves.
The Game of Life 2.0. I'd play it. Rpg style....someone make it happen.
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:12 PM   #14061
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Don't you understand! All I need is my dick and the coarse pages of my thick Atlas Shrugged. Why would I raise a child? That would be self-sacrifice, and he'd be just another secondhander. After two days of raising the thing I would set off for some ditch in the middle of Colorado where all the people who think like me would be assembled. I would get there, open the doors of the grand hall, my eyes would squint a bit, but by the time they focused I would have before me multitudes of autistic men and women.
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:28 PM   #14062
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

RNB is the man. Can't believe none of you guys wanted him as your hypothetical man-partner.


Seriously.
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:34 PM   #14063
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Just give the male OH a harem. Since ACT is 37, give him 37 girls so he populate Canada with the right gene
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:41 PM   #14064
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

It's simple. People like me are destined to hold the weight of the world on our shoulders, while the world whips away at us with their filthy old chains that they stole from our factories. It doesn't matter though. They need us to survive. Without us, they will collapse into chaos, into anarchy, into noise, into labor unions, into "free love," into evil socialist communes. Tired of this as we are, we only have one choice, to leave the world as it is to rot and decay, and to build a community of Prime Movers that never make mistakes, that never want to do anything other than complete the job at hand with the utmost efficiency and quality, and most importantly, that always have and provide the strongest orgasms, with and without the use of methods that border on rape. Goddamn, I love America!
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Whoa - I'm 37 now? Man. Age really is just a number. Here I thought it had to do with the years you've been alive.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Stop heckling me from the balcony
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:54 PM   #14067
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Start being funny.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

ACT for our wedding I think I know how we will handle the whole "ring" situation. You see, I have got some quality steel back at the factory, and I could make a nice bracket out of it, that you could wear, and show all your friends, so that every moment our marriage you could think of me and my accomplishments in the steel industry. How awesome does that sound?
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Dude - we're raising a kid, not finding a life partner.

How about beer and wings and sign a document to equally share the future work load and cost of the child and then you do your book flapping and i'll go back to having sex with my actual wife. cool? everyone's invited for beer and wings, of course.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

What! Sex is more than this. Sex is the meeting of two noble egos in love with themselves, telling each other how much they love the other for the qualities they have that mirror those of themselves. This isn't about the child. Fuck the child--he will find his way by getting a job at the age of three. This is about us. This is about you and me. This is about me . . .
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