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Old 07-12-2011, 11:14 PM   #14071
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

OK, he's starting to grow on me... in that awkward overly-philosophical teenager boy stage way.

Still, I feel the need to let you know that sex is a hot and wet experience that ends usually within 30 minutes and leaves only regrets and a mess.
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:26 PM   #14072
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Sex always good, when you see her eyes roll up
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:26 PM   #14073
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

You know, I was an architect at one time, but no one liked my work because I was too damn good.
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:29 PM   #14074
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Really? That's depressing.
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:45 PM   #14075
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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Sex always good, when you see her eyes roll up
Kluang things a woman rolling her eyes during sex is a good thing. Who wants a shot at this one?
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I would think that she was dead or something...
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:33 AM   #14077
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i think he meant when a girl's eyes roll out of orgasmz
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Old 07-13-2011, 02:38 AM   #14078
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I read like nOne of this, except that which prompts me to say, I volunteer to be RNBs partner, if he'll accept me even though I am not an OH MALE.
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Old 07-13-2011, 07:55 AM   #14079
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i think he meant when a girl's eyes roll out of orgasmz
Well, yeah, but that's not as funny. Besides, who's looking at their eyes?
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I do, sometimes. They keep saying my 'empty look' turns them on. Which makes no sense, but whatever. I comply.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I look at their eyes for the moment they realise I'm not actually Michael Cera and the whole evening has been one big lie.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Its really satisfying when you look at her face during that moment.

It makes me feel, God I'm awesome
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Oh, they empty eyes?
they mean that you look troubled, distant and mysterious, like there's a deep romantic secret that you're hiding by blocking out all the scheming and emotions that cloud usual peoples eyes.
the ladies think that you have "empty eyes" that are waiting just for them to fill them with beautiful emotions associated with love and all that retarded shit of stupid romance novels.

they want to see your empty eyes filled with passion!

that's my guess anyways.
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This is how it's going to work.

You see, I am terribly afraid of my existence. Whenever I begin thinking about who I am, where am I, what is this object that I hold in my hand, what is my hand, I begin to feel it, the Nausea, the feeling that spreads at the bottom of the viscous puddle, at the bottom of our time--the time of purple suspenders and broken chair seats; it is made of wide soft instants, spreading at the edge, like an oil stain. I need to forget about it, I need to forget about this question, and that is where you come in. I lose myself in you momentarily, and then I go back to pondering the nature of existence because it is inevitable that I will. I don't want to live; make me forget that I am, and you will serve your purpose. Most of all, we cannot tie ourselves down to each other for that would only lead to a defining of our essentia, the equivalent of death.
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That's RNB's best chat up line, makes all the ladies swoon.
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