The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 939

kluang · 07-12-2011, 10:51 PM

Stop heckling me from the balcony

ACt · 07-12-2011, 10:54 PM

Start being funny.

RNB · 07-12-2011, 10:59 PM

ACT for our wedding I think I know how we will handle the whole "ring" situation. You see, I have got some quality steel back at the factory, and I could make a nice bracket out of it, that you could wear, and show all your friends, so that every moment our marriage you could think of me and my accomplishments in the steel industry. How awesome does that sound?

ACt · 07-12-2011, 11:06 PM

Dude - we're raising a kid, not finding a life partner.

How about beer and wings and sign a document to equally share the future work load and cost of the child and then you do your book flapping and i'll go back to having sex with my actual wife. cool? everyone's invited for beer and wings, of course.

RNB · 07-12-2011, 11:11 PM

What! Sex is more than this. Sex is the meeting of two noble egos in love with themselves, telling each other how much they love the other for the qualities they have that mirror those of themselves. This isn't about the child. Fuck the child--he will find his way by getting a job at the age of three. This is about us. This is about you and me. This is about me . . .

ACt · 07-12-2011, 11:14 PM

OK, he's starting to grow on me... in that awkward overly-philosophical teenager boy stage way.

Still, I feel the need to let you know that sex is a hot and wet experience that ends usually within 30 minutes and leaves only regrets and a mess.

kluang · 07-12-2011, 11:26 PM

Sex always good, when you see her eyes roll up

RNB · 07-12-2011, 11:26 PM

You know, I was an architect at one time, but no one liked my work because I was too damn good.

01purple · 07-12-2011, 11:29 PM

Really? That's depressing.

ACt · 07-12-2011, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kluang

Sex always good, when you see her eyes roll up

Kluang things a woman rolling her eyes during sex is a good thing. Who wants a shot at this one?

01purple · 07-12-2011, 11:46 PM

I would think that she was dead or something...

OG · 07-13-2011, 12:33 AM

i think he meant when a girl's eyes roll out of orgasmz

Tabris · 07-13-2011, 02:38 AM

I read like nOne of this, except that which prompts me to say, I volunteer to be RNBs partner, if he'll accept me even though I am not an OH MALE.

ACt · 07-13-2011, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG

i think he meant when a girl's eyes roll out of orgasmz

Well, yeah, but that's not as funny. Besides, who's looking at their eyes?

Shrike · 07-13-2011, 08:20 AM

I do, sometimes. They keep saying my 'empty look' turns them on. Which makes no sense, but whatever. I comply.

07-12-2011, 10:51 PM	#14071
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,697 Times in 2,110 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Stop heckling me from the balcony __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

07-12-2011, 10:54 PM	#14072
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,285 Thanks: 5,338 Thanked 18,801 Times in 4,886 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Start being funny. __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

07-12-2011, 10:59 PM	#14073
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 ACT for our wedding I think I know how we will handle the whole "ring" situation. You see, I have got some quality steel back at the factory, and I could make a nice bracket out of it, that you could wear, and show all your friends, so that every moment our marriage you could think of me and my accomplishments in the steel industry. How awesome does that sound? __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

07-12-2011, 11:06 PM	#14074
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,285 Thanks: 5,338 Thanked 18,801 Times in 4,886 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Dude - we're raising a kid, not finding a life partner. How about beer and wings and sign a document to equally share the future work load and cost of the child and then you do your book flapping and i'll go back to having sex with my actual wife. cool? everyone's invited for beer and wings, of course. __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

07-12-2011, 11:11 PM	#14075
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 What! Sex is more than this. Sex is the meeting of two noble egos in love with themselves, telling each other how much they love the other for the qualities they have that mirror those of themselves. This isn't about the child. Fuck the child--he will find his way by getting a job at the age of three. This is about us. This is about you and me. This is about me . . . __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

07-12-2011, 11:14 PM	#14076
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,285 Thanks: 5,338 Thanked 18,801 Times in 4,886 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 OK, he's starting to grow on me... in that awkward overly-philosophical teenager boy stage way. Still, I feel the need to let you know that sex is a hot and wet experience that ends usually within 30 minutes and leaves only regrets and a mess. __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

07-12-2011, 11:26 PM	#14077
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,697 Times in 2,110 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Sex always good, when you see her eyes roll up __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

07-12-2011, 11:26 PM	#14078
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 You know, I was an architect at one time, but no one liked my work because I was too damn good. __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

07-12-2011, 11:29 PM	#14079
01purple Owlett Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Washington Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 3,492 Thanked 1,406 Times in 924 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Really? That's depressing. __________________ "YOU, I HAVE SEEN THE OCEAN!" ~Holo

07-12-2011, 11:46 PM	#14081
01purple Owlett Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Washington Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 3,492 Thanked 1,406 Times in 924 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I would think that she was dead or something... __________________ "YOU, I HAVE SEEN THE OCEAN!" ~Holo

07-13-2011, 12:33 AM	#14082
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 26 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,244 Thanked 4,189 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 i think he meant when a girl's eyes roll out of orgasmz

07-13-2011, 02:38 AM	#14083
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,584 Thanked 4,313 Times in 1,961 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I read like nOne of this, except that which prompts me to say, I volunteer to be RNBs partner, if he'll accept me even though I am not an OH MALE. __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

07-13-2011, 08:20 AM	#14085
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 7,917 Thanked 9,942 Times in 2,970 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I do, sometimes. They keep saying my 'empty look' turns them on. Which makes no sense, but whatever. I comply.

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