About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... - Page 9

UchihaTaijiya · 12-19-2011, 12:55 PM

and some are pedos.

**Miburo** · 12-19-2011, 06:12 PM

I want to kick the shit out of past me. I should kill myself for making this thread. Goddamn, I hope I was mocking someone or some shit.

Seriously, I apologize to the forum.

Darth-Nero · 12-19-2011, 06:22 PM

You were mocking a thread made by the old me. dunno why u mad at your past self, I only see the same Mibs that i like.

Good old times, people were all over this place and active as hell.

**Miburo** · 12-19-2011, 06:33 PM

Oh, thank ODIN. Still a horrible threat on my end. But in that case, good times I guess. Remember that time I tricked you by exploiting the fact that English is your second language? That was pretty dick of me. Glad it all worked out in the end though. = )

My aunt was telling me about this dude that was a male nurse and gay and some thing else that would bring shame to one's family if the family is full of douchebags that was related to my aunt's friend (So aunt's friend's relative). I guess his family was always giving him shit, so one day he went out in the shed and chopped his own head off with a chainsaw. Now, this could all be bullshit, I don't know if it actually happened or anything. But my aunt actually told me this shit. I told her that is fucking awesome. And she was all like "how could you say that" and shit. So I had to clarify that the beheading himself with the chainsaw part is awesome. Not the his family drove him to suicide part. She had to agree, because, goddamn that's awesome. Just mentioning it because if I'm going to kill myself I'm going to make sure it tops that shit.

Darth-Nero · 12-19-2011, 06:49 PM

Yeah i remember all of what you did to me,you monster <3

Dude had balls for choosing to go that way. yeah in case of a suicide i always wanted it to be artistic, cuz just a bullet to the head in a bathroom or basement is just a waste of life, for me i would think of an automated way to carry my body by wires out side of the balcony ( my apartment is directly in front a very famous street in the country) were my balls will dangle between two buildings right above the middle of the street..at the same moment where my body will split open and my organs will splash down on everyone in a clear message to the world..

"Fuck this gay earth".

**Mal** · 12-20-2011, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Reminds me of a story one of my dad's RCMP buddies told me about a suicide scene he attended. The guy had tried to kill himself with a circular saw, but when he only made it half way through his neck and wasn't dying fast enough, he picked the saw back up and went at it from the other side.

Jaxon · 12-20-2011, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mhmmd

srsly if u act a pedo, ur actually a pedo. GET A LIFE

I bet they don't let you watch movies anymore, huh.

12-19-2011, 12:55 PM	#121
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... and some are pedos. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

12-19-2011, 06:12 PM	#122
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... I want to kick the shit out of past me. I should kill myself for making this thread. Goddamn, I hope I was mocking someone or some shit. Seriously, I apologize to the forum.

12-19-2011, 06:22 PM	#123
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,560 Thanked 1,636 Times in 656 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... You were mocking a thread made by the old me. dunno why u mad at your past self, I only see the same Mibs that i like. Good old times, people were all over this place and active as hell.

12-19-2011, 06:33 PM	#124
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... Oh, thank ODIN. Still a horrible threat on my end. But in that case, good times I guess. Remember that time I tricked you by exploiting the fact that English is your second language? That was pretty dick of me. Glad it all worked out in the end though. = ) My aunt was telling me about this dude that was a male nurse and gay and some thing else that would bring shame to one's family if the family is full of douchebags that was related to my aunt's friend (So aunt's friend's relative). I guess his family was always giving him shit, so one day he went out in the shed and chopped his own head off with a chainsaw. Now, this could all be bullshit, I don't know if it actually happened or anything. But my aunt actually told me this shit. I told her that is fucking awesome. And she was all like "how could you say that" and shit. So I had to clarify that the beheading himself with the chainsaw part is awesome. Not the his family drove him to suicide part. She had to agree, because, goddamn that's awesome. Just mentioning it because if I'm going to kill myself I'm going to make sure it tops that shit.

12-19-2011, 06:49 PM	#125
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,560 Thanked 1,636 Times in 656 Posts	Re: About the time I pretended to be a pedo to troll some nub... Yeah i remember all of what you did to me,you monster <3 Dude had balls for choosing to go that way. yeah in case of a suicide i always wanted it to be artistic, cuz just a bullet to the head in a bathroom or basement is just a waste of life, for me i would think of an automated way to carry my body by wires out side of the balcony ( my apartment is directly in front a very famous street in the country) were my balls will dangle between two buildings right above the middle of the street..at the same moment where my body will split open and my organs will splash down on everyone in a clear message to the world.. "Fuck this gay earth".

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