manta

I can just imagine everyone in the theater cheering everytime Chuck Norris appears and makes a move. >__>

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ACt

Van Damme looks like the villain... which would be awesome. Always thought he made a lame hero.

I should probably watch the first one...

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Tabris

I still haven't seen the first expendables, everyone has seen it without me
I don't want to watch it by myself! But I do still want to watch it.

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C&H FTW

official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

kluang

http://features.peta2.com/mario-kills-tanooki/

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Axiom

Had hoped this shit would have died by now. But, since it's here. I shall rant.

PETA being an animal rights group is hilarious (this being the same organization that compared poultry farming to the holocaust.. The fuck, right?) They make their points by attention getting media stunts. When the game came out and everyone did the spread it around for the lets play and rag on it. All they did was do PETA's job for them. They knew the game was ridiculousness of the highest caliber and that Mario's wearing a animal suit in no way advocated tanooki slaughtering. But Mario being the most recognizable game icon ever. It served the purpose. They wanted attention. Because attention means charitable donations.

Coincidentally the founder of PETA made a career out of animal killing. Not only that, she was pretty much the best at. In fact, as on organization they believe pet ownership is morally objectionable. That all domesticated breeds should never have even existed, and that they should be relinquished (not set free) and put down. Once having PETA employees prosecuted for dumping hordes of dead dog carcasses in other peoples dumpsters. Perhaps the surreptitious measures someone might take if they had something to hide. That same year PETA's own stats showed them having a 90% euthanasia rate of animals left in their care.

They have some balls to be upset at a cartoon plumber wearing an animal custom. PETA does nothing but hurt the cause they claim to champion, drawing funds away from groups who actually seek to help animals.

OG

PETA can go suck on the giant tanuki nutsack.

ACt

What Axiom said. But adding to that, the game isn't even fun! It is an outrage!!

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kael03

Not sure how serious he is, but it is his words. Randy Blythe of Lamb of God has announced he wants to be President.

If legit I know who I'm voting for.

Edit: My favorite promise is the UFC-style cage fight to the death with a POW from a country he thinks we should still be fighting in.

Numinous

Shit, where's my fake US ID?!

On a serious note, the Iowa Caucases said:

D: Barack Obama (98%), Others (2%)
R: Mitt Romney by eight votes (24.6%), Rick Santorum (24.5%), Ron Paul (21%), Newt Gingrich (13%), Rick Perry (10%), Michele Bachmann (5%), and Jon Huntsman (1%)

How the hell is Santorum almost tied with Romney? Isn't he the guy who's last name is synonymous with "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex" because he's such an insufferable moron towards the LGBT community that it just dragged him through the mud long enough he had to go to Fox News for anyone to give a shit about him?

Seriously, Iowa, what the flying fuck?! But at least it seems Rick Perry and Bachmann are in their way out of the nomination. Oh and Jon Hunstman... who?

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ACt

No no no, Santorum is the guy who said this:

http://www.universalhub.com/2011/ric...ship-tue-530pm

The priests are not vile pedophile rapists, but just victims of society that liberalism wants to promote. Why are people so shocked?

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Demi-God

He's both. =D This gem:

Santorum is up there because frankly all of the others with the exception of Ron Paul and Romney have had their media hype and been shat out again. Huntsman is basically Romney Jr. and isn't a complete retard but he'll never have the Republicans fully on his side.

But yeah, Santorum is the anal lube froth guy. He doesn't have a chance of going further than this, give him a week or two and he'll be back to his usual ratings. Romney will most likely get it unless Ron Paul surprises the fuck out of everyone, which I hope he does.

Numinous

Like Demi-God said, he's both. And he's also an avid supporter of "Teach the Controversy". He's quite the triple dumbass.

About the pedo priests, Tim Minchin said it best.

Now that I see Iowa's tendencies for the GOP:


Consistency isn't in their dictionary, it seems. So probably Santorum will just hang there as long as the buttsex jokes with his name are made.

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Demi-God

First of all, I love Minchin and love that song.

Second, yeah, that's how it's been going. Cain with his affairs, Perry with his being a complete fucking idiot and his advert (Gays in the military? Oh noes! How dare they protect their country?!), Gingrich had a little surge but every speech he ever makes makes him sound like more of a complete moron without a grip on reality (also, had an affair), Bachman isn't on their but hers is similar to the others and she's just Sarah Palin without glasses.

Only Romney is really slightly consistent but he's always been the safe choice, though he flip flops a lot on issues and it's generally believed he isn't human. Though I'm really happy to see Ron Paul going up, he has a few issues but he's the best of the worst and I would rather he get a chance than the other fuckwits.

kael03

Well, another fuckwit has dropped. The crazy broad that made Palin look good is gone.

Demi-God

Cain, Perry and Bachman down. Anal froth and fat dough boy to go.