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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
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Before that you could have worshiping of natural phenomena (that's how many pagan gods came to be, by the way) and idols, but there's evidence of ritualistic burials and union of people. That said religions came after marriage, the only thing I can say is that marriage is definitely a byproduct of ritualism but, again, religions don't hold the monopoly on that Quote:
Also, genetic Adam and Evene have nothing to do with the Biblical Adam and Eve, starting with the fact the genetic ones differ by some good hundreds of thousands of years. Quote:
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There are other factors in place: too much oxidation inside the cells will harm them and the DNA within, along with mutations and fuck-ups by the cellular mechanisms. So mitosis for laymen might seem a key for immortality, but what happens is exactly the opposite. @ mal Don't worry about not checking the Hebrew, I always do that before forming my opinion on a specific verse. I agree, there's controversy over the verses and I acknowledge the non-rape-of-angels version as equally valid, it's only my understanding that leads me to agree more with the "rapey" version. As I quoted above the Second Epistle of Peter, it seems that it was believed in Early Christianity that they wanted to taint the angels, but since that's someone else's opinion on that, I won't back up my understanding with it. There are two keywords here, yada and ra'a. The first is in Genesis 19:5 and means "know". Like you said, it could be interpreted as acquaintance or intimacy depending on who you ask. But there's ra'a, which is in Genesis 19:7. In later versions of the Bible, they translate as: Quote:
By the way, I said "angels rectums" as a tongue-in-cheek thing, because I agree with you in that the people in Sodom and Gomorrah weren't the depraved homosexuals many seem to think and probably were just pagans that had a special emphasis on sexual rituals. About the drunken incest, I meant strictly in the context of the Second Epistle of Peter, as I explained above. Of course Lot didn't know what happened nor intended to do so, but the author of the epistles knew and didn't allude to them while separating Lot from the "lawless deeds". You could argue it's the daughters fault, but it bugs me that they aren't mentioned and Lot still is part of it, willing or not. |
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
Er, porn industry?
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
What an hilarious thread. Glad I tried the "New Posts" button for the first time (It is mighty convenient though).
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Re: Naruto Chapter 585
I have done all of these things, with kids with autism at that. Veng's description on how children learn things like "hot" is more accurate and viable than your retarded way of doing things.
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
I think veng is referring to the section that says a widow is to have sex with her brother(s)-in-law if her husband dies without leaving her a son in order to get said heir.
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If the answer is the latter, then if there were two guys in a religion that allowed same-sex marriage you would be okay with them getting married? Would you be okay with 2 men, 3 women and an elephant getting married if it is by their religion? Anyways, I thought people tend to get married primarily (in the western world), of course because of love, not so that they could file taxes a certain way nor because of their religious beliefs. I find it intriguing that you did not mention love at all, could you please elaborate on why you didnt? (if it has something to do with your religion please state your religion and elaborate, thanks!)
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
You're asking him to make sense? Have you read his other posts?
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
I usually don't
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
I think that the thought that crosses many peopels mind on the side of opposition is that if Marriage is legalized then a gay couple could go to their church and get married and that would then be viewed as acceptance on the part of their faith.. little do peopel realize a fucking sea captain can marry people so the religious side of the argument against same sex marriage is retarded since not all marriages fall into a religious category. All a marriage is is a legal and economic contract between two people. But based on that Many argue saying if thats the case then why isn't a civil union good enough.
Definitions and understanding of terms is the real problem!
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If the marriage is to be officiated, there has to be a figure of law present in the vessel (that has to be docked to avoid illegalities). And that docking can allow gay people to marry, since the marriage can and has to follow the laws of the country the vessel is docked in. The kick for gay couples in the US is that the country itself has no defined marriage laws (since it's state-wise marriage laws), so when treating up the papers to carry the marriage back to the US, no matter the state they are in, it has to recognize the marriage since it's a country-to-country affair, not a country-to-state one. Quote:
Bristol Palin and Rush Limbaugh come to mind, denouncing gays for destroying marriage and family when the first advocated favorably teen pregnancy and the latter married 4 times. Double standards indeed. |
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
I have a question for both sides..
What about a civil union isn't on equal par with a marriage.( for homosexuals) and what's so bad about calling the union between two individuals a marriage.. is it simply the fact that it's called a marriage that bothers peopel( for heterosexuals) I also wonder how an athiest who opposed same sex marriage might view this .. would the furvor be downplayed with the removal of the religious association accompanying many peoples idea of a marriage ceremony. And finally for Both parties.. would everyone be happy if asll marriages were called and categorized as a civil union and you could call it a marriage if you wanted to in private but for legality all unions between two individuals (Limited to two to prevent further definition altering for adult/child 2 or more / human animal ect arguments) be considered a civil union?
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
So a civil Union doesn't accomplish those rights.. If not then whats the point of a civil union
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Re: jekyl_hyde's Thread of Bullshit
In most states, it does not give the same rights as marriage as it isn't legally recognized. There are 8 states, currently, that have legalized civil unions to afford the same rights as a "traditional" marriage.
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