Narutard chat thread - Page 1101

kluang · 09-05-2012, 12:09 PM

hello danish chef.

answer to your woman trouble.

Good for you it happen this soon before you're married. At least now you know she is an ungrateful woman unworthy of your viking lineage.

ACt · 09-05-2012, 12:11 PM

Gonna disagree with Miburo. It would be manly to battle him if the chick was worth it, but she sounds like a pretty big douche as well so walk away, bang new chick sounds like the manly option.

Unless of course it is battle him then tell the girl to fuck off. That'd be pretty damn manly.

**Miburo** · 09-05-2012, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ACt

Unless of course it is battle him then tell the girl to fuck off. That'd be pretty damn manly.

Yeah, of course. Wouldn't be battling the guy for dibs on the wench. Battle the guy out of principle, and because it's a legit excuse to battle someone.

Especially when he's already willing to do things like damaging the guy's means of transportation. (Invalidating the 'not worth it' excuse.) If you're going to break his shit, might as well be manly about it and choose his face.

kluang · 09-05-2012, 12:34 PM

I think damaging his car is much better. Nothing damages a man then seeing his beloved possession damage beyond repair. Or thinning their wallet.

TheBaron · 09-05-2012, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

So, you're going with "key'd it"? Okay. Survey says!:

UNMANLY.

Sorry, but the manly answer was to battle him. Welcome back.

1st of all: Thank you for the WB.

2nd. of all: He was not around when I key'd the car. Otherwise, I would have key'd his face. With a fist. The one attached to my right arm.

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Originally Posted by kluang

I think damaging his car is much better. Nothing damages a man then seeing his beloved possession damage beyond repair. Or thinning their wallet.

Not only his "beloved possession" but also his "Penis-enhacement" - No other reason to get a Porsche over - well anything else, that is not Porsche.

Speaking of the girl (Maya), I threw all her luggage in a local river, deviding Central Copenhagen, from the outer areas - while she was watching. Then I took a cab home, opened a beer and read all the Naruto I had missed while travelling.

**Miburo** · 09-05-2012, 01:42 PM

If someone keyed my car (assuming I owned a car worth keying), I'd just think someone doesn't like me, but I'm so much more manly than him that stalking around in the shadows like some wuss and rat clawing my car is the only thing he can do about it. That makes me awesome, which doesn't make me feel bad. I'm superior. I win.

If someone completely asserted his dominance over me by destroying me in manly battle, on the other hand, I'd definitely know that the other dude is way manlier than I am. He's superior. He wins.

There are exceptions where underhanded tactics are acceptable, like if you go to battle a dude and he says something unmanly like "Go ahead and beat me up, I'll call the police and sue you and shit lolol." In a situation like he has already abandoned his manly honor and he's basically admitting that you're the superior man. Because you don't say shit like that if you're a manly badass, you say that shit when you're a cowardly weakling who knows he'd get crushed in manly combat. So go ahead and break his stuff then if you want. Your superiority is clearly established, and his stuff is broken. You win.

Manliness, down to a science. Fuck yeah!

**Mal** · 09-05-2012, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kluang

I think damaging his car is much better. Nothing damages a man then seeing his beloved possession damage beyond repair. Or thinning their wallet.

I'm having difficulty deciding which action was douchier. It doesn't seem the other guy had to douche it up all that much to persuade the wench, so I'm not sure the guy is deserving of such vengeance when it sounds like the wench was just as, if not more, douchey.

TheBaron · 09-05-2012, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal

I'm having difficulty deciding which action was douchier. It doesn't seem the other guy had to douche it up all that much to persuade the wench, so I'm not sure the guy is deserving of such vengeance when it sounds like the wench was just as, if not more, douchey.

They are both douches, and they have been douched by me. Although, not as satisfying as I had hoped, it still feels good to have done what I did. Also, IF I ever meet the male douche again, he will be confronted. Only reason I key'd his car, was because I just happened to see it was parked out front of some store.

**Miburo** · 09-05-2012, 02:09 PM

Girl was Baron's girlfriend. Douche Guy owes Baron nothing. I'd say Girl is easily worse.

TheBaron · 09-05-2012, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

Girl was Baron's girlfriend. Douche Guy owes Baron nothing. I'd say Girl is easily worse.

Yup, she is. Perhaps I should thank the guy, he took a bullet for me :P

ACt · 09-05-2012, 02:15 PM

So the previous anger and car keying meant what? She amazing in the sack or something?

TheBaron · 09-05-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ACt

So the previous anger and car keying meant what? She amazing in the sack or something?

Well, "amazing" is probably not the word, but I would say that she used to ride horses for 10 years, and other than that, she was most surely above average. The thing with keying and stuff, you know - irrational anger. Shit happens. Not that I regret it - I could have done worse things, that I would have ended up regretting. Material damage is nothing to regret.

Tzu Men · 09-05-2012, 03:59 PM

In a 20-odd years fuck their daughter/son and break their heart. Then let the parents know using pics.

That might be a bit too dark though...

I will participate in the discussion of manliness later, got to run.

TheBaron · 09-05-2012, 04:04 PM

I have no pics. Although, I have video...

UchihaTaijiya · 09-05-2012, 04:46 PM

I'm sure in 20 odd years they wont be together. But delightfully twisted revenge scheme, Tzu Men. Hard to imagine a certain FELIX being so cruel. Amiright ACT?

Another ex will get in touch with 'horse rider' and she'll give 'Porsche douche' the slip.

I got a question Baron, who funded your adventures across the planet?

09-05-2012, 12:09 PM	#16501
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,699 Times in 2,111 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread hello danish chef. answer to your woman trouble. Good for you it happen this soon before you're married. At least now you know she is an ungrateful woman unworthy of your viking lineage. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality. Last edited by kluang; 09-05-2012 at 12:12 PM.

09-05-2012, 12:11 PM	#16502
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,286 Thanks: 5,339 Thanked 18,827 Times in 4,892 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread Gonna disagree with Miburo. It would be manly to battle him if the chick was worth it, but she sounds like a pretty big douche as well so walk away, bang new chick sounds like the manly option. Unless of course it is battle him then tell the girl to fuck off. That'd be pretty damn manly. __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

09-05-2012, 12:34 PM	#16504
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,699 Times in 2,111 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread I think damaging his car is much better. Nothing damages a man then seeing his beloved possession damage beyond repair. Or thinning their wallet. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

09-05-2012, 01:42 PM	#16506
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread If someone keyed my car (assuming I owned a car worth keying), I'd just think someone doesn't like me, but I'm so much more manly than him that stalking around in the shadows like some wuss and rat clawing my car is the only thing he can do about it. That makes me awesome, which doesn't make me feel bad. I'm superior. I win. If someone completely asserted his dominance over me by destroying me in manly battle, on the other hand, I'd definitely know that the other dude is way manlier than I am. He's superior. He wins. There are exceptions where underhanded tactics are acceptable, like if you go to battle a dude and he says something unmanly like "Go ahead and beat me up, I'll call the police and sue you and shit lolol." In a situation like he has already abandoned his manly honor and he's basically admitting that you're the superior man. Because you don't say shit like that if you're a manly badass, you say that shit when you're a cowardly weakling who knows he'd get crushed in manly combat. So go ahead and break his stuff then if you want. Your superiority is clearly established, and his stuff is broken. You win. Manliness, down to a science. Fuck yeah!

09-05-2012, 02:09 PM	#16509
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread Girl was Baron's girlfriend. Douche Guy owes Baron nothing. I'd say Girl is easily worse.

09-05-2012, 02:15 PM	#16511
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,286 Thanks: 5,339 Thanked 18,827 Times in 4,892 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread So the previous anger and car keying meant what? She amazing in the sack or something? __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

09-05-2012, 03:59 PM	#16513
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 715 Thanks: 4,027 Thanked 2,707 Times in 864 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread In a 20-odd years fuck their daughter/son and break their heart. Then let the parents know using pics. That might be a bit too dark though... I will participate in the discussion of manliness later, got to run.

09-05-2012, 04:04 PM	#16514
TheBaron Danish Chef and gamer Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Liqourville. Age: 23 Posts: 526 Thanks: 1,390 Thanked 668 Times in 397 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread I have no pics. Although, I have video... __________________ 2nd. coolest thread ever. http://www.fandom.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61424

09-05-2012, 04:46 PM	#16515
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: Narutard chat thread I'm sure in 20 odd years they wont be together. But delightfully twisted revenge scheme, Tzu Men. Hard to imagine a certain FELIX being so cruel. Amiright ACT? Another ex will get in touch with 'horse rider' and she'll give 'Porsche douche' the slip. I got a question Baron, who funded your adventures across the planet? __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

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