The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 1058

Darth-Nero · 11-18-2012, 06:00 PM

I may look happy
but honestly, dear
if you want to see me
smile for real
you´ve got to cut me
ear to ear

Eternal Solitude · 11-19-2012, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kael03

...yup, still a pussy.

ACt · 11-19-2012, 09:11 AM

I see Nero and raise:

I'm only laughing on the outside
My smile is just skin deep
If you could see inside I'm really crying
You might join me for a weep.
/fart

Darth-Nero · 11-19-2012, 11:10 AM

When evening has come
and the worlds all asleep
I creep out of my cave
for the wicked heads i'll reap

In the darkness of the night,
cloaked with shadows,black and pride
Gliding high to make sure
Innocent's blood wont be shed
all the criminals,villains and swines
with my fists shall be fed
everyone of them will pay
cuz my parents are dead

Eternal Solitude · 11-19-2012, 12:10 PM

Tzu Men · 11-19-2012, 12:22 PM

The red-maned deer is an elusive and majestic creature of any forest on this planet earth,
and even of the universe.
She gallops with sweet grace and style in her hooves of twinkling gliter.
Her dazzling coat not only keeps her warm... but keeps her beautiful with sexy flair!

Her shimmering red mane is long and wild and when the beams of sun and moon shine through,
it's god-like - majestic.
She has eyes green, like a slice of lime.
Her snout is so cute, like a hunny or kitten.
And her smile and voice, truly cute, like a sweet newt!

I've dreamt after her for months, keeping observation in camouflage.
She has an interesting family, including her birth mother and a father a step away.
They treat her sadly like a Cinderella, keeping her from seeing her Prince.

Yet the red-maned doe is fully grown, and is very wise and aware of the forest laws.

One day, as I followed, to much my surprise she turns her head and looks directly at me!
I hid for a short moment, until she spoke in my language very clear:
"Come out, come out my dear,
my dear watcher.
I have been very aware of you all these months.
I've watched you as you rested, and dined of the forest fruits,
And write, pen to tree skin.
Please come closer.
Stroke my coat.
And Mane.
Allow me to admire your face,
Close to Mine.

I approached with erect elation,
her coat smooth as silk,
her mane brushing my fingers like a spring breeze.
I looked into her eyes, and she to mine.

Entranced with her temptation and beauty,
I was truly surprised
when she kissed me deep!
DAYUM!

And then I kissed her back, and we made truest sweet love!

Eternal Solitude · 11-19-2012, 12:31 PM

^

Vanity · 11-19-2012, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numinous

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

This is all I thought of.

Jaxon · 11-19-2012, 05:21 PM

That movie was goddamn terrible.

No, I'm not thanking your post.

So there.

Vanity · 11-19-2012, 05:35 PM

LonelyNinja · 11-19-2012, 06:25 PM

I liked that movie... Haven't seen it in ages, though. Probably won't see it again till I have kids or something. Or like right now brb

kluang · 11-19-2012, 09:43 PM

Eternal Solitude · 11-20-2012, 11:08 AM

ACt · 11-20-2012, 01:32 PM

what the fuck?

Jaxon · 11-20-2012, 01:38 PM

That's a humanised Windows ME trying to stop you from opening your porn folder.

11-18-2012, 06:00 PM	#15856
Darth-Nero Screaming Eagles! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,595 Thanked 1,644 Times in 663 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I may look happy but honestly, dear if you want to see me smile for real you´ve got to cut me ear to ear

11-19-2012, 09:11 AM	#15858
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,285 Thanks: 5,337 Thanked 18,796 Times in 4,884 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I see Nero and raise: I'm only laughing on the outside My smile is just skin deep If you could see inside I'm really crying You might join me for a weep. /fart __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

11-19-2012, 11:10 AM	#15859
Darth-Nero Screaming Eagles! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,595 Thanked 1,644 Times in 663 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 When evening has come and the worlds all asleep I creep out of my cave for the wicked heads i'll reap In the darkness of the night, cloaked with shadows,black and pride Gliding high to make sure Innocent's blood wont be shed all the criminals,villains and swines with my fists shall be fed everyone of them will pay cuz my parents are dead

11-19-2012, 12:10 PM	#15860
Eternal Solitude Hail horror! Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 65 Thanks: 100 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 __________________ *Thoughts & emotions r merely products of minor electronic currents...I'm no different from a machine* *Love nd Respect Norza & Nora-sama.*

11-19-2012, 12:22 PM	#15861
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 715 Thanks: 4,026 Thanked 2,707 Times in 864 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 The red-maned deer is an elusive and majestic creature of any forest on this planet earth, and even of the universe. She gallops with sweet grace and style in her hooves of twinkling gliter. Her dazzling coat not only keeps her warm... but keeps her beautiful with sexy flair! Her shimmering red mane is long and wild and when the beams of sun and moon shine through, it's god-like - majestic. She has eyes green, like a slice of lime. Her snout is so cute, like a hunny or kitten. And her smile and voice, truly cute, like a sweet newt! I've dreamt after her for months, keeping observation in camouflage. She has an interesting family, including her birth mother and a father a step away. They treat her sadly like a Cinderella, keeping her from seeing her Prince. Yet the red-maned doe is fully grown, and is very wise and aware of the forest laws. One day, as I followed, to much my surprise she turns her head and looks directly at me! I hid for a short moment, until she spoke in my language very clear: "Come out, come out my dear, my dear watcher. I have been very aware of you all these months. I've watched you as you rested, and dined of the forest fruits, And write, pen to tree skin. Please come closer. Stroke my coat. And Mane. Allow me to admire your face, Close to Mine. I approached with erect elation, her coat smooth as silk, her mane brushing my fingers like a spring breeze. I looked into her eyes, and she to mine. Entranced with her temptation and beauty, I was truly surprised when she kissed me deep! DAYUM! And then I kissed her back, and we made truest sweet love!

11-19-2012, 12:31 PM	#15862
Eternal Solitude Hail horror! Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 65 Thanks: 100 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 ^ __________________ *Thoughts & emotions r merely products of minor electronic currents...I'm no different from a machine* *Love nd Respect Norza & Nora-sama.*

11-19-2012, 05:21 PM	#15864
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,397 Thanks: 3,608 Thanked 12,540 Times in 3,691 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 That movie was goddamn terrible. No, I'm not thanking your post. So there.

11-19-2012, 05:35 PM	#15865
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,437 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

11-19-2012, 06:25 PM	#15866
LonelyNinja Fight On, Fight Hard Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fistopia Age: 21 Posts: 399 Thanks: 111 Thanked 4,262 Times in 1,458 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I liked that movie... Haven't seen it in ages, though. Probably won't see it again till I have kids or something. Or like right now brb __________________

11-19-2012, 09:43 PM	#15867
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,426 Thanks: 3,199 Thanked 4,697 Times in 2,110 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

11-20-2012, 11:08 AM	#15868
Eternal Solitude Hail horror! Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 65 Thanks: 100 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 __________________ *Thoughts & emotions r merely products of minor electronic currents...I'm no different from a machine* *Love nd Respect Norza & Nora-sama.*

11-20-2012, 01:32 PM	#15869
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,285 Thanks: 5,337 Thanked 18,796 Times in 4,884 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 what the fuck? __________________ It's amazing to me that, unlike in the real world, people on the internet will wear "everyone thinks I'm a moron" as a badge of honour.

11-20-2012, 01:38 PM	#15870
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,397 Thanks: 3,608 Thanked 12,540 Times in 3,691 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 That's a humanised Windows ME trying to stop you from opening your porn folder. Don't judge me.

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