nelsonkong

again...received this in email..XD

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in economy Class gets
up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her
ticket.

She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy And that
she will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot And
co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class
that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that
because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an
Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original
seat.

The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' Exasperated the co-pilot tells
the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the
police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that
won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde?'
'I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm
sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her Seat
in the economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him What he said
to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied, "I told her First
Class isn't going to Melbourne.

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D4rKR34v3r

heard that before soooooo old. lol but still funny.

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nelsonkong

yeah...true..it is an old one..but i still laugh at it..XD

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shadowclone

i still wonder who sends you these emails, nelson....>_>

anywho, tis a funny one. =P

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So true.

nelsonkong

well..he is one of my secondary school mate...lol.
he used to send me junks...XD

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diane_cheeze

haha! that was good! damn blondes are really super amusing! lol of cos i dont mean it in an offensive way to real non-dumb blondes... hehe

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ryanisc001

lol, that was pretty funny. i have a funnier one but it is kinda bad so ill keep it to me self.

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Nuerhachi Niru

Hah! XD

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode with Drew Berrymore.

LonelyNinja

Poor, poor blondes, always being discriminated against. v_v

Oh well, I don't really care.

Azure Doll

Nice joke, but I feel sorry for blonds, they might not understand this joke...

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Miburo

I'm blonde. >.>;

But I'm a guy, so that counter-acts the blondeness. ; )