Evil-Tsunade

'Blargh, fuck I want pork chops...' Shadow Clone cried out hearing his stomach gurgle. It had been at least two days since Shadow had ate. He thought all of the food might have at least been tampered with to make it a twisted brutal story for people on T.V to watch.

'Hmmm wonder what I get if I win....money for pork chops. Pork chops in general...but even then a small chance I'll get out alive...' His mind trailed off as his feet continued to walk on through freshly covered blood grass.

'Fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!' Shadow instantly pressed himself up against a near by tree while biding his time to see a student running for his precious life followed by the hunter.

'RATS-COCKS YOU AINT GETTING AWAY!!!' A voice boomed after him, heavy footsteps made Shadow's heart beat faster and faster. He had only a few seconds to react, two choices. Hide or swiftly take one of them out leaving the other to have to tackle him head on. But what if one of them had guns? To late. Time to react.

'Christ I hope the kid doesn't live in this game or his mom had better have dental care...' Shadow sighed pulling back on a hard tree branch. The groan of the branch made him feel more guilty as the branch instantly snapped forward to where it was meant to be hitting not one but two students...well atleast one was...the other looked older...like a teacher.

'YOU STUPID FUCKER! I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE!!!' Shadow's eyes met a pair of closed eyes of hatred, fear and revenge. But the face seemed similar..Slayer?

'Heh....' Shadow grinned pulling out what looked like a blender from his canvas bag.

'I WONT FUCKING DIE! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME IF I HAVE TO!' Slayer screamed grabbing his sword that had landed just a few feet away from him and pierced it into the leg of ShadowClone sending him also to the cold soil.

'The stage is set! Now pay the price!!!!' The thin blade reached to the heavens above and slammed itself forward into the earth splattering blood.

'Hahahahahahahaha, your a real retard aint you? Are you blind as well as a complete moron?' Tears still rolled down Shadow's cheeks and his heart was nearly beating out of its rib-cage but just in time Shadow had tossed himself to the left only barely managing to create a flesh wound on his neck.

'Heh...sorry pal but I'm afraid I'll have to be leaving you now...' Using the make shift weapon branch, Shadow slowly pulled himself up as both of the students struggled to gain energy.

'Hahahahaha your nothing but a wounded bastard!' The sword once more touched the heavens above and using the last of whatever energy he had, Slayer ran full force into Shadow piercing the sword through his right shoulder. A grim laugh spilled from Slayer's mouth as he withdrew his blade...but what was that noise?

'Heh....' The breath of Shadow was running low but he had done what he had to do with his free left arm.

'No...you fucking activated the collar?! You tugged the collar!!! YOU FUCKTARD!!!!' Slayer trembled falling to his knees.

'One, two, three, four....' but before the count continued a rain of blood begin to spit onto the face of Shadow and chunks of Slayer's head flew across the battle field. The eyes of Shadow grew heavy but before they shut he read the name tag of the other man he had striked with the branch.

'Evil-Tsunade...heh...'