Kiarae

Since a lot of you like my Naruto 12 days, I'm going to put up the rest of my 12 days of 'Various Animes' from past years here. Starting with Rurouni Kenshin.

WARNING: Those of you unfamiliar with the first 2/3 of the RK series may become terribly lost during this. Spoilers ahead. (And please note, due to the size, this one willhave to be in two posts. Sorry for the inconvenience)

The Twelve Days of Christmas
With Rurouni Kenshin

Sung by the Cast of Rurouni Kenshin with the help of composer, Kiarae.

All: On the first day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...A Sanosuke in a Pear Tree!!

Sano: Hey, I just wanted to get a pear. *jumps down* No way I’m staying up there.
Kiarae: Get back in the tree!
Sano: Futai no Kiwami! *disintegrates tree* What tree?
Kiarae: SANOSUKE!?!
Kenshin: That wasn’t very nice Sano. Now what do we use for a tree, I wonder?
Sano: Who cares what you use. As long as I’m not the one stuck in the tree.
Kiarae: *drags Sano into a nearby Oak*
Sano: What the hell do you think you’re doing, missy?
Kiarae: *sets up an old-fashioned camera* This should keep you still. One wrong move and it’ll ‘steal your soul.’ Megumi, I’m leaving you in charge of the flash.
Sano: Hey, wait a minute!
Megumi: I suggest you sit still Sanosuke. *waves the flash*
Kiarae: Now that that’s out of the way, we can keep going. Pear has now been replaced by Oak.

Aoshi: On the second day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Two Kodachi!!

Misao: Lord Aoshi is so cool with his Kodachi!
Yahiko: Uh Misao, you’re drooling again.
Kiarae: I think she’s in deeper than Kaoru is.
Kaoru: You say something?
Kiarae: Not a thing.

And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Kenshin: Such a devoted girl you have Aoshi.
Aoshi: I still mean to kill you.
Kenshin: Hey now, there’s no need for that. I was making an observation, that I was.
Aoshi: Keep your observations to yourself.

Saito: On the third day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Three sneaky creatures!!

Saito: That would be the Fox, the Raccoon, and the Weasel.
Kaoru Megumi, & Misao: Who are you calling sneaky!?
Saito: *lights cigarette* No one important. *starts walking away*
Misao: Lemme at him, lemme at him, LEMME AT HIM!!
Okina: *tries to hold Misao back* Calm down Misao.
Misao: Lemme go, Gramps!
Sano: Hey, ya hear that? I’m not the only one that calls you a fox.
Megumi: Don’t make me come up there and whack you. *threatens him with flash again* Or make me do something worse.
Kenshin: You shouldn’t pay him any mind, miss Kaoru, that you shouldn’t. That is just how Saito is.
Kaoru: That’s right, Kenshin. His opinion doesn’t matter.
Kiarae: The why are Yahiko and I holding you back?
Kaoru: Wha... *bushes and sits back down*

Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Megumi: On the fourth day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Four Rival Women!!

Megumi: Allow me to pour some wine for you, Sir Ken.
Kenshin: But Miss Megumi, you are supposed to be guarding Sano.
Kaoru: Guess you’re too busy, Megumi. Here’s some wine, Kenshin.
Kenshin: Thank you Miss Kaoru, but I can pour my own.
Megumi: See, Kenshin doesn’t want any help from you. He’s not interested in little girls.
Kaoru: You’re the one he told off first, old lady.
Megumi: Better and old lady than a spoiled child.
Kaoru & Megumi: *start fighting with each other*
Kiarae: *guarding Sano* Didn’t I see this in Tenchi? *sweatdrop*

Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Tomoe: Who are those women?
Kiarae: How did you get here?
Sano: ZOMBIE!! It’s gonna steal our souls!!
Yahiko: Geez, you’re such a girl Sano.
Shura: Is there a problem with girls?
Yahiko: *under his breath* Well, you are wearing pants.
Shura: *strangles Yahiko*
Kiarae: Maybe verse four was a bad idea.

Sano: On the fifth day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Five...Steaming...Beef Bowls!!

Sano: Yeah, everyone to the Akabeko!
Misao: No way! We’re going to the Shirobeko!
Sano: Akabeko!
Misao: Shirobeko!
Sano: AKABEKO!
Misao: SHIROBEKO!
Kiarae: HEY! *regains control* You don’t get a say, Sano, because you’re not coming out of that tree.
Tae: Besides, Sae and I brought the food here.
Okina: Yes, we can party right here at the Dojo! Drinks all around!

Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Ayame & Suzume: On the sixth day of Christmas, Uncle Kenshin gave to us...Six Piggyback Rides!!

Ayame: Come on you promised Uncle Ken.
Suzume: Yeah, you promised Uncle Ken.
Kenshin: All right now, I’m coming.
Kaoru: But Kenshin, we’re not done singing yet.
Kenshin: That isn’t a problem. It’s hard to keep singing with Okina shouting, that it is.
Kiarae: I think he’s singing, Kenshin.

Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

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Does anyone here feel that I have a little more than a simple obsession?

Kiarae

(...and continuing...)

Okina: On the seventh day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Seven Jars of Wine!!

Misao: Gramps!! You’ve already had six! I don’t think you can handle seven.
Okina: I can handle as many as I want to, Misao. *falls over*
Kiarae: Like I didn’t see that coming.
Misao: Gramps... *sweatdrop*

Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Sano: Hey, I want some.
Kiarae: You should have thought about that before you broke the tree. *looks around* Where there’s sake, there’s always...Hiko.

Hiko: On the eighth day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Eight Swordsman Lessons!!

Hiko: Idiot apprentice. You’ll never learn.
Kenshin: But Master, I have already learned the ultimate attack of the Hiten Mitsurugi style, that I have.
Hiko: Not you, Yahiko.
Kaoru: But Yahiko’s MY student.
Yahiko: Not anymore. Master Hiko’s way cooler than you are Kaoru.
Kaoru: *watery eyes* But without you...*sniff*...I don’t have anyone to teach. *sniff*
Kenshin: Don’t cry Miss Kaoru. You can teach me if you like, that you can.
Kaoru: *sniff* Really?
Yahiko: Kaoru teach Kenshin!? *bursts out laughing*
Kiarae: She should teach him proper English while she’s at it.

Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Sano: Hey Kaoru, I’ll be your student, but you gotta get me out of this tree first.
Kaoru: *perky* Really Sanosuke?
Megumi: Ahem? *waves flash at Kaoru*
Kaoru: *backs away* That’s okay. I’m good at teaching one student at a time.

Tsunan: On the ninth day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Nine Exploding Bombs!!

Sano: Tsunan, hurry. Blow this tree up and get me outta here!
Tsunan: That would blow you up too, you idiot!
Sano: Then make a smaller bomb, you jerk!
Kiarae: That wouldn’t work either. You do know that there’s flash powder in that camera right?
Sano: So?
Tsunan: An explosion like that would take the Dojo with it.
Kaoru: NO ONE’S BLOWING UP MY DOJO!! NOT NOW THAT I HAVE A NEW STUDENT!!
Kenshin: Calm down Miss Kaoru.
Kiarae: I’d run Tsunan.
Tsunan: *already gone*

Eight Swordsman Lessons...
Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Sano: Tsunan? Little Missy? Won’t somebody get me down from here?
Chou: Quit yer whinin’ rooster-head. Ain’t yer turn ta be singin’, now is it?
Sano: You got something to say, broom-head?
Kiarae: Can it!

Shishio: On the tenth day of Christmas, the Revolution gave to me...Ten Juppon Gatana!!

Yumi & Kamatari: Lord Shishio!!
Chou: Here it comes. Now t’ cheer-girls’re gonna get ta fightin’ again.
Yumi: I can’t believe you still love Lord Shishio!
Kamatari: At least he tolerates me!
Yumi: I died for him, you HOMO!
Yumi & Kamatari: *Catfight!*
Iwambo: *watches them fight and laughs*
Kiarae: Yumi needs to meet Tomoe.
Sano: ANOTHER ZOMBIE!! It’s gonna steal our souls!
Soujiro: I think that Mr. Sanosuke has been stuck in the tree for too long.
Anji: Maybe my training was too much for him?
Chou: Don’t need ta worry ’bout that, Anji. Rooster-head’s always been a straw short of a haystack.
Hoji: I must agree. He actually believed that he could challenge Lord Shishio on his own, when the Batosai had already fallen.
Kiarae: Kenshin won that battle, if you’ve forgotten.
Hoji: No! Lord Shishio was victorious!
Usui: That is denial. I would have loved to see Shishio’s defeat.
Fuji: You couldn’t have if you tried.
Usui: *whacks Fuji sky high*
Fuji: *collides with Henya and they both come down*

Nine Exploding Bombs...
Eight Swordsman Lessons...
Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Misao: On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Eleven Oniwaban!!

Misao: We get to bring back the entire Oniwaban group for this. I’m so happy!
Kiarae: If this doesn’t give Sano a heart attack, I don’t know what will.
Beshimi: It’s good to be back.
Hyottoko: Yeah, you have to love these Christmas Specials.
Shikijou: I’m here for the food. You don’t get much in the afterlife, you know.
Hanya: I wonder where Lord Aoshi and Miss Misao have gone?
Misao: Hanya! You guys! *hugs all of them, nearly choking Hanya* It’s great to see you all again! Sorry Lord Aoshi isn’t here to see you.
Shikijou: Then where is he?
Kiarae: *points* I think that’s him, but I’m not to sure.
Aoshi & Saito: *arguing with each other*
Aoshi: I have more fans than you and you know it!
Saito: In your dreams pretty boy! You don’t even smoke. How can you have any fans that way?
Aoshi: I have fans, because they know I won’t die from cancer any time soon.
Kenshin: Now now, there’s no need to fight about it, that there isn’t.
Aoshi & Saito: SHUT UP!! *continue arguing*
Okon: I think that Master Hiko has the most fans. *swoon*
Omasu: *whispers* Be quiet Okon.

Ten Juppon Gatana...
Nine Exploding Bombs...
Eight Swordsman Lessons...
Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Kiarae: *sigh. Looks up in tree* How many fans do you have, Sano?
Sano: *freaked out daze*
Yahiko: I haven’t seen him like that since we rode on the train.
Kiarae: I guess all the dead people got to him. *evil grin*
Okina: *from out of nowhere* The entire Oniwaban is back together! Time to celebrate!
Shiro: No more celebrating for you, Okina.
Kuro: Yeah, that last time you were out for a while.
Okina: Nonsense! I can celebrate anytime I want, and you young whippersnappers can’t stop me! Come on Sae, Tae, let’s have some more!
Kiarae: There isn’t anymore. You used it up on the last round.
Okina: Really? Okay...*thinks*...then bring us some...sweet tea!
Group: *all fall down*

Kaoru: On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Meiji gave to me...Twelve Homemade Dishes!!

Yahiko: I thought Christmas songs were supposed to have happy endings?
Kiarae: I think I agree with Yahiko on this one.
Kaoru: Come on, who wants to try it?
Kenshin: I will Miss Kaoru. *tastes the food and sweatdrops* It’s quite delicious, that it is. *forces himself to swallow*
Kiarae: *thinks* No way I’m taking Kenshin’s advice on Kaoru’s cooking seriously. We need another guinea pig. *looks into tree* Hey Kaoru, Sano says he’ll try your cooking.
Kaoru: He will?
Sano: *comes out of daze* I’ll what!?
Kiarae: I won’t let you down until you try Kaoru’s cooking. *puts a plate onto the branch*
Sano: *stares at the food and contemplates*
Kiarae: It’ll take him a while to decide so let’s finish up.

Eleven Oniwaban...
Ten Juppon Gatana...
Nine Exploding Bombs...
Eight Swordsman Lessons...
Seven Jars of Wine...
Six Piggyback Rides...
Five Steaming Beef Bowls!!
Four Rival Women...
Three Sneaky Creatures...
Two Kodachi...
And...

Sano: Gak! *falls out of tree. His face is a lovely shade of pale green*
Kenshin: Poor Sano.
Kiarae: This is fun. I did say he couldn’t come down until he tried her food right? Let’s see what happened to his soul. *waves the photo a few times*
Chou: *takes one look and cracks up* An’ I thought rooster-head looked bad before. Ain’t nothin’ like a bad photo ta make yer day, now is there? Mind if I keep that photo after yer through?
Kiarae: Not at all.
Kaoru: So he didn’t like it?
Kiarae: Uh, like I said, let’s finish up.

And Sanosuke in an Oak Tree!!

Kaoru: What’s wrong with my cooking!?

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crewshiukaz

LOL that`s hilarious

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1.14.20.9 - 14.15.15.2

Kiarae

All right, it's been a month, so I'll put the next one up. Here's the Final Fantasy 12 Days for you RPG fans.

(WARNING: Those not familiar with FFVII-FFX will be lost. Spoilers ahead)

The Twelve Days of Christmas
With Final Fantasy

Sung by the Characters from Final Fantasy (VII-X) with the help of composer (and peacekeeper), Kiarae.

All: On the first day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...An Auron in a pear tree!!

Auron: Hn.

Zidane: On the second day of...

CRRRRAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!! *the pear tree splits in half*
Auron: *walks away with sword over his shoulder*
Kiarae: Okay, that was a bad idea. We need a new pear tree and another volunteer.

All: On the first day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: You won’t break the tree, will you?
Vivi: But that would end it’s life, wouldn’t it?
Kiarae: I’ll take that as a no.

Zidane: On the second day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Two Sharp Daggers!!

Zidane: Oh yeah, the coolest weapons in the world.
Squall: Who are you trying to kid? My gunblade is the coolest.
Cloud: You wish. My sword is the coolest.
*All three continue to argue*

And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: *sweatdrops* Someone wanna stop them?
Yuna: *walks over to boys* Oh boys?
Cloud, Squall, & Zidane: What!?
Bahamut: *towers over the three*
Yuna: *smiles* Now, who has the best weapon?
Cloud, Squall, & Zidane: You do Yuna.
Yuna: Good.

On the third day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Three Strange Creatures!!

Cait Sith: I am NOT strange.
Kiarae: You’re a fuzzy talking stuffed animal.
Red: What’s wrong with fuzzy? I like being fuzzy.
Khimari: As long as it’s not about Khimari’s horn.
Cait Sith: What about Zidane? He’s got tail for peat’s sake.
Zidane: Leave my tail out of this! I can shred you any time I want!
Cait Sith: Bring it on, tail boy!
Zidane: I won’t reduce myself to fighting a stuffed animal.
Cait Sith: Hey!
Kiarae: Cool it!

Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Tidus: On the fourth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Four Overdrives!!

Auron: I might have to come back for this one.
Kiarae: Don’t you dare hack down the tree again!
Tidus: Don’t worry. Auron wouldn’t do the same thing twice.
Vivi: *phew*

Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: You have to promise you won’t take your sword out.
Auron: Hn. *walks away*
Wakka: Talk about stiff, ya?

Rikku: On the fifth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Five...Chocobos!!

Chocobos: Kweeehh!
Cid: Who let those damn birds in here? Get out!
Chocobos: *attack Cid*
Cid: Ahhhh! *runs*
Rikku: Aw, he hurt their feelings.
Kiarae: And now they’re hurting him.

Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Barret: I’ll help ya, Cid. *fires at Chocobos*
Aeris: Don’t hurt the Chocobos. *summons fat Chocobo, which falls on Barret*
Kiarae: Where’s Ultimecia? I need her to disable all these summons. *goes to look*
Cid: *gets run out by the Chocobos*

Wakka: On the sixth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Six Total Psychos, ya!!!

Seifer: I’m not psycho, just misguided.
Yu Yevon: Speak for yourself.
Kuja: Ah, it speaks!!
Seymour: Of course. Why would I listen to something that couldn’t speak?
Sephiroth: I only listen to voices, not mini-squids.
Yu Yevon: Silence Mortal!!
Kiarae: Hey you guys. I found Ultimecia. Oh no, wait Squall. She’s allowed to be here.
Squall: Sorceress!! *chases her away*
Kiarae: Guess we have to deal with the summons.

Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Eiko: That means we get psychos and summons! Yay!
Kiarae: Okay, you get to replace Ultimecia. You’re psycho enough.

Aeris: On the seventh day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Seven Materia Types!!

Aeris: List them please.
Cloud: Command.
Barret: Independent.
Vincent: Support.
Cait Sith: Magic.
Red: Summon.
Sephiroth: My dark material. Mwahahaha!
Aeris: And of course, my holy material. The most powerful of all.
Sephiroth: I beg to differ.
Aeris: Beg all you want. I know mine is the most powerful and the others agree with me, right?
Others: *silence*
Aeris: Fine then, we’ll vote on it. Who’s is better? Mine or Sephy’s.
Sephiroth: Don’t call me that!
Kiarae: Oh boy.

Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Yuffie: I think that any Materia is the best Materia.
Aeris: You don’t get to vote anymore! Hey, where did all they material go?
All: Yuffie!?
Yuffie: It wasn’t me. Why don’t you ask him? *points to Zidane*
Zidane: *sneaking away*
All: Zidane!?!
Zidane: *runs*
Cait Sith: Get back here, tail boy!

Ultimecia: On the eighth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Eight Dimensional Portals!!

Rinoa: Time travel makes me sick.
Zell: You’re sick!? I just had a box of donuts. Don’t talk to me about sick.
Selphie: I like the pretty colors.
Irvine: You would. So how do we get rid of these things?
Kiarae: Ultimecia!! Get rid of these, now!! *portals disappear* Anyone wanna guess where Squall is?
Ultimecia: *evil laugh*

Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Eiko: On the ninth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Nine Little Moogles!!

Eiko: Moggles are so cute. And my Moogle is the best ever!
Ziltzelkin (sp?): I feel so unappreciated.
Eiko: Moggy, Moggy, Moggy, Moggy, Moggy!

Eight Dimensional Portals...
Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Yuna: On the tenth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Ten Summoned Aeons!!

Kiarae: I thought I said no more summoning?
Yu Yevon: All of the Aeons are here. Now I shall summon Sin.
Kiarae: Summon Sin and I let Rikku use you as a beach ball.
Yu Yevon: *mutters something*

Nine Little Moogles...
Eight Dimensional Portals...
Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Yuna: Yojimbo, keep your dog from digging holes. Anima please don’t eat the tree.
Kiarae: Irvine, don’t flirt with Shiva! She’s too good for you. They’re wrecking the place. Now do you see why I said no summoning?
Bahamut: *crashes through the roof*

Lulu: On the eleventh day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Eleven Magic Spells!!

Lulu: Apparently, this one is for all Summoners, Mages, Witches, Sorceresses, and otherwise.
Cait Sith: Who are you calling ‘otherwise’?
Rinoa: Well, you’re not a mage, are you?
Eiko: Maybe he’s a sorceress?
Cait Sith: I am NOT a sorceress!
Kiarae: Maybe she wasn’t talking about you, ever think of that possibility? Hey, wait, where’s Zidane? Did you guys catch him?
Cait Sith: Um...
Bahamut, Neo Bahamut, and Zero Bahamut: *come into view*
Kiarae: *covers ears* One more verse. Just one more verse.

Ten Summoned Aeons...
Nine Little Moogles...
Eight Dimensional Portals...
Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...
And A Vivi in a Pear Tree!!

Cloud: Give me that! It’s my turn to sing!
Squall: Not likely. I’m finishing this song!
Cloud & Squall: *fight over who gets to sing the last verse*

Sephiroth: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Squaresoft gave to me...Twelve Ultimate Attacks!!

Kiarae: Sephiroth?
Cloud: Hey, you’ll pay for that. Omnislash!
Squall: That was my line. Lion Heart!
Sephiroth: How weak you are. Super Nova!
Kiarae: Oh, goody. I thought Ultimecia got rid of Squall. This wouldn’t have happened otherwise.
Ultimecia: Somebody call me? Ooooo, ultimates. I wanna play too. Apocalypse!
Auron: *comes back* This is what I’ve been waiting for. Gust Wind!
Kiarae: How did I let this happen? *attacks collide* TAKE COVER!
*Big explosion of light. When the light dies down, everything is totaled, except for the tree.*
Vivi: *looks around* I’m the only one left. I’ll finish the song, I guess.

Eleven Magic Spells...
Ten Summoned Aeons...
Nine Little Moogles...
Eight Dimensional Portals...
Seven Materia Types...
Six Total Psychos...
Five Chocobos!!
Four Overdrives...
Three Strange Creatures...
Two Sharp Daggers...

And Myself in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: *claws way out of the debris* All of the psychos have been subdues by Vivi’s singing. Who would have guessed?
Sephiroth: *gets out of debris too.* I hate singing.
Kiarae: You're the one that caused all of this by being the showoff on the last verse.
Vivi: Maybe I should start a singing career.
All: NOOOO!!! *when did they come out of the rubble?*

The End

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Does anyone here feel that I have a little more than a simple obsession?

leingod3355

hahahaha....thats really humourific......i really like your creations kiarae-san.....very creative and funny.....you can be a very good writer....

Ichiga

this is a funny story

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coconaught

wow, so do you just do the songs over the shows and stuff that you've been all the way through? I like these things they are quite entertaining.

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nelsonkong

omg...kiarae..you are really super. Bow down.

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Ma Sis : Sakatsu, Bubblezio

Kiarae

Anothr month, another (later) posting of an older '12 Days' creation of mine. This time, I'm putting up my Inu-Yasha one. Why? Because Adult Swim just went back to repeats and I'd like to try and keep the riots to a minimum wih this.

(Warning: if you are not familiar with at least the first 50 episodes of IY, then you will be lost. Some spoilers aghead, I think... Oh, and please don't call me on cruelty to animals at the ending. )

The Twelve Days of Christmas
With Inu-Yasha

Sung by the Cast of Inu-Yasha with the help of composer (peacekeeper, and Dog Groomer), Kiarae.

Group: On the first day of Christmas, this era gave to me...An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Inu-Yasha: I don’t wanna be the one in the tree!
Kaede: Ye could be brought down in an instant. However, that depends on Kagome.
Kagome: That’s right, and you better stay up there unless you want to hear your favorite words.
Inu-Yasha: *mutters something*

Naraku: On the second day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Two female incarnations!!

Naraku: They’re not as good as I am, but every evil demon needs minions.
Kagura: I am NOT your minion.
Naraku: Don’t make me break your heart.
Kiarae: I thought you two worked that out already.
Kanna: *looks in mirror* I foresee danger.
Kiarae: *rolls eyes* Terrific!

And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Kagura: I’ll destroy you! *takes out fan*
Kiarae: *takes fan* NO FIGHTING!! Keep going Kagome.

Kagome: On the third day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Three Dense Boyfriends!!

Inu-Yasha: Who are you calling dense?
Kaede: I advise ye to remain in the tree, Inu-Yasha.
Kouga: Come on Kagome. You know that I’m your only man. Those others must be thicker than tar.
Hojo: Kagome, why does that guy have a tail?
Kouga & Inu-Yasha: Who the heck is that?
Kiarae: Your competition?
Kagome: I rest my case.

Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Kikyo: On the fourth day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Four Shikon Jewel Shards!!

Kagura: I thought you gave all your shards to Naraku.
Kikyo: I kept a few so I could lead Inu-Yasha on a wild goose chase.
Kiarae: My, aren’t you nice?

Three Dense Boyfriends...
Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: Put those away before Inu-Yasha sees them.

Miroku: *looks around* On the fifth day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Five...Pretty...Women!!

Sango & Kagome: MIROKU!! *both whack Miroku up side the head*
Inu-Yasha: Five?
Kaede: Kagome, Sango, Kikyo, Kagura, and Kiarae.
Kiarae: I’M ON HIS LIST!?! *whacks Miroku harder*
Shippo: How come you’re not on the list Kaede?
Kaede: .......................
Inu-Yasha: *snickers*

Four Shikon Jewel Shards...
Three Dense Boyfriends...
Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Sango: On the sixth day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Six Demons Slayed!!

Miroku: An impressive record.
Sango: Shippo, can you please tell that man that flattery will not help him. I am still not speaking to him.
Shippo: Why don’t you tell him yourself?
Inu-Yasha: *mutters* Why don’t you both just apologize?
Sango: I heard that! I should not have to apologize for anything! Right girls?
Kiarae & Kagome: Right!

Five...Pretty...Women!!
Four Shikon Jewel Shards...
Three Dense Boyfriends...
Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Shippo: Why are all the girls mad at Miroku?
Kaede: I do not think it wise for me to explain such things to ye.
Shippo: ?

Rin: On the seventh day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Seven Scheduled Groomings!!

Sesshomaru: Excuse me?
Jaken: I have nothing to do with this m’lord.
Sesshomaru: *whacks Jaken* Please explain, Rin.
Rin: I thought that my lord should look his best every day of the week, so I scheduled grooming appointments for you.
Sesshomaru: And who is the groomer?
Kiarae: Did someone call me?
Sesshomaru: *look of fear. Grabs Rin and runs*

Six Demons Slayed...
Five...Pretty...Women!!
Four Shikon Jewel Shards...
Three Dense Boyfriends...
Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Kiarae: *chasing Sesshomaru* Get back here. It’s time for your grooming appointment. *tramples Jaken*

Kouga: On the eighth day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Eight Mutt-face Whoopings!!

Inu-Yasha: I dare you to say that to my face.
Kouga: Why should I? I’m not stupid enough to get stuck in a pear tree.
Inu-Yasha: Why you... *looks ready to jump out of tree*
Kagome: Stay up there, Inu-Yasha. I’m warning you.
Inu-Yasha: But...
Kagome: Stay!

Seven Scheduled groomings...
Six Demons Slayed...
Five...Pretty...Women!!
Four Shikon Jewel Shards...
Three Dense Boyfriends...
Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Kouga: I love the way you order him around Kagome.
Kagome: ^_^;; Thanks Kouga.
Inu-Yasha: *drags his claws along the tree*

Hojo: On the ninth day of Christmas, Kagome gave to me...Nine Canceled Dates!!

Kiarae: Poor Hojo.
Kagome: Poor Hojo? Poor me! I’ve got two boys that are head over heals in love with me and they can’t get the message that I love someone else.
Inu-Yasha: *falls out of tree*
Kaede: She did not even say the words.
Inu-Yasha: 'Someone else'?
Kiarae: He doesn’t get that he’s the “someone else”
Kagome: *blushes*
Kiarae: And she just realized what she said.

Eight Mutt-face Whoopings...
Seven Scheduled groomings...
Six Demons Slayed...
Five...Pretty...Women!!
Four Shikon Jewel Shards...
Three Dense Boyfriends...
Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Shippo: *drags Inu-Yasha back into tree before Kagome notices*

Jaken: *regains consciousness* On the tenth day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Ten Painful Bruises!!

Jaken: I do not deserve this kind of torture.
Miroku: Oh really? *Uses his staff to whack Jaken into the distance*
Kiarae: Nice shot! give it a 10!

Nine Canceled Dates...
Eight Mutt-face Whoopings...
Seven Scheduled groomings...
Six Demons Slayed...
Five...Pretty...Women!!
Four Shikon Jewel Shards...
Three Dense Boyfriends...
Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Shippo: On the eleventh day of Christmas, this era gave to me...Eleven Ignored Questions!!

Shippo: You guys are so mean. How come you never answer my questions? I never understand anything because of you guys. What am I missing? Tell me, tell me, TELL ME!!
Inu-Yasha: All right already! Get up here and I’ll tell you.
Shippo: *scampers up the tree*
Kiarae: We better sing to drown him out.

Ten Painful Bruises...
Nine Canceled Dates...
Eight Mutt-face Whoopings...
Seven Scheduled groomings...
Six Demons Slayed...
Five...Pretty...Women!!
Four Shikon Jewel Shards...
Three Dense Boyfriends...
Two Female Incarnations...
And An Inu-Doggie in a Pear Tree!!

Inu-Yasha: *finishes*
Shippo: *blink* I still don’t get it.
Group: *sweatdrop*

Kagome: On the twelfth day of Christmas, this Era gave to me...Twelve Missed Exams!!

Kagome: Ack, I forgot about my history exam today!
Kiarae: You’d better go back.
Kagome: Right. *runs off*
Inu-Yasha: Hey, what about me?
Kagome: *stops* Oh, right. He’s not allowed down until you guys finish the song. *leaves*
Inu-Yasha: Kagome!?!
Sango: *waits until Kagome is out of earshot* So, should we finish the song?
Miroku: I don’t see any reason too.
Shippo: You can finish the song on your own, right Kiarae?
Kiarae: Oh sure. You guys can leave if you want. *everyone except for Kiarae leaves. Pulls out a CD player*
Inu-Yasha: This is stupid. I’m not waiting for you to finish the song. *tries to jump out of tree, but can’t* What the Hell...?
Kiarae: *flipping through a pink CD case* Sorry Inu-Yasha. I told Kagome that you would stay in the tree until the song was finished. *picks out a CD and puts it in* You’ll get down once that is finished. *she leaves as the CD starts playing. The Telletubbies start singing the entire Twelve Days of Christmas from the beginning*

Inu-Yasha: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*two hours later, after they “do it again, do it again” twice*

CD player: *using Kagome’s voice* SIT BOY!!
Inu-Yasha: *falls out of tree. Twitches on the ground*
Kiarae: *watches from the bushes with the rest of the gang* Guess it’s time to finish?

And an Inu now out of the Pear Tree!!

Miroku: Do you think we should tell Kagome?

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