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Old 05-16-2011, 04:25 PM   #1
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Seriously Australia... WTF?

OK - I think I have established that I don't generally understand this twitter craze, even though it seems to be infecting everything. But I picked this little piece of news off the "trending" panel on Yahoo!

http://www.news.com.au/national/how-...-1226056501630

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THE planking craze is spreading like a virus around the world fuelled by news of a man's fatal seven story plunge from a Brisbane unit block.

In what is thought to be Australia's first planking fatality, Acton Beale, 20, of Kangaroo Point, slipped when he tried to plank on a 5cm wide balcony railing outside his front door.

By 8am this morning the Planking Australia Facebook page had more than 85,000 followers, up from 65,000 last night and growing by the hour. New planking pages were opened in Ireland, the United Kingdom and Norway, while the trend is also attracting a huge amount of interest in the United States.

"I didn't know about planking til I heard the news. This is not a dangerous sport promoting stupidity. It's just a random thing for fun as far as I'm concerned. That death is no different to teens drinking and driving or jumping from the balcony to a pool," Nick Möllers writes.
So my brain starts to think - 'planking'? what the hell is that?

I'm kinda thinking it is something extreme, maybe even fun because I believe the Australians also gave us the idea of Zorbing which is going downhill in a big plastic bubble that is partly full of water.



Do a little research... and what do I find Planking is? Lying face down in unusual places in public. Seriously. Here are some examples:






Seriously. That's it. And a guy died doing it. Polish up the Darwin award because I don't think they'll get dumber than that. Holy crap. What is going on down there... what ever happened to normal fads like pogs, Rubik's cube revivals, pogo balls or just doing drugs like a normal youth?
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Old 05-16-2011, 04:44 PM   #2
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

Fairly certain planking is us Westerners trying our own version of the Playing Dead/lying Down Game meme.
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

What a bunch of pillocks. Was in the german news as well that one person died lying face down. Fell from some high building or some shit. Must be some kind of natural selection to sort out those who are not suited to carry on the human gene. Therefore I like this darwin award ACt.
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:59 PM   #4
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

Just let them get stab by a sting ray
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:37 PM   #5
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

I was aware of this, but didn't know it was that popular. Jesus, and someone died ? Well, I suppose it serves them right for being an idiot.
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Old 05-17-2011, 12:06 AM   #6
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

Planking is awesome, and you're all jealous you're living shit lives instead of dying face down like a motherfucking badass.
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

I bet it does hurt for a long period of time but shit looks priceless and to funny not to be amused by.
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Old 05-20-2011, 07:24 PM   #8
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

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"...This is not a dangerous sport promoting stupidity. It's just a random thing for fun as far as I'm concerned. That death is no different to teens drinking and driving..."

Am I reading this wrong, or is this guy implying that drinking and driving isn't dangerously stupid, and is instead a random thing for fun?


Also, loling hard @ people dying doing that.
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

thanks for sharing with me...
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:19 AM   #10
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Fucking bot. At least it reminded me to post this: X-TREME Planking
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How has this guy not been banned yet?
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if you think the top cant be beat


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Old 07-06-2011, 07:37 AM   #13
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Re: Seriously Australia... WTF?

This isn't a thread to celebrate planking. Unless you mean this:


Because everyone should appreciate even and solid laid wood.
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:33 AM   #14
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Planking has gained even more mainstream notoriety, courtesy of my own city's CFL team, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
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I didn't think something as retarded as this took off, especially people I know.
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