What would you do to fake that you were sick for school??

Kick_Ass_Jill · 08-01-2007, 06:17 PM

lol i was wondering what some of you do cuz my lil baby cousin was asking what are some good things to do(not that shes going to do any tho) haha...i used to mix up dog food and ordinary food and mix it and pour it in the toilet and some in my room to make my mom think i puked(haha did that in elementary school)

ino11 · 08-01-2007, 06:19 PM

What I do his I stick my head to something burning hot as long as I can. Make myself pale (I can do that) and stick my finger down my throat so I can puke. Works everytime.

knife man · 08-01-2007, 06:27 PM

fake a really bad stomach ache, like role over in false pain and say things like u feel like your gonna throw up. but it can backfire, your parent could jump the gun and send u to urgent care to see if your appendix should be taken out, u don't want that

**Ninja48** · 08-01-2007, 06:31 PM

Say you have a bad headache. Headache's cannot be proven false.

Trey · 08-01-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninja48

Say you have a bad headache. Headache's cannot be proven false.

Cat Scan?

Anyways, the chicken noodle soup/orange juice throw-up trick is almost foolproof unless your parent/gaurdian/whoever-you-are-trying-to-trick checks the "throw-up". Also, throw in some moaning and coughing for dramtic plausibility, and rub your forehead rapidly (to produce friction) to simulate a fever.

This'll come in handly when Halo 3 releases on a Tuesday. >.>

08-01-2007, 06:58 PM

Stomach aches worked for me. Headaches were for back-up.

Tea Tee · 08-01-2007, 07:00 PM

First, if you have one of those thermometers that you stick under your tongue, put it under a lamp until it reaches 99. (Thank you Full House) Then put something hot on your forehead to show that you really do have a fever. Add some sniffs and some coughing and ta-da! You're sick!

D4rKR34v3r · 08-01-2007, 07:01 PM

Diahreah lol! just sit on the toilet in the morning and stay there for a while then get changed and say you need to go again. There ya go.

Seal_master · 08-01-2007, 07:04 PM

id just puke
but normaly i dont fake

Mystik · 08-01-2007, 07:06 PM

I used to say i was sick and that was pretty much it and it always seem to work. lol

ElementalNinja 19 · 08-01-2007, 07:06 PM

Stomach and headaches worked for me. If its grandparents heat up the thermometer.

Kick_Ass_Jill · 08-01-2007, 07:15 PM

@trey...lol i dont think your mom would bring you to take a cat scan if you just have an ordinary headache if she does shes a little to dramatic O_O lol

skwee · 08-01-2007, 07:19 PM

I'd break my arm.

Tea Tee · 08-01-2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by skwee

I'd break my arm.

Umm, wouldn't that be getting too into it? I wouldn't do that for a school day. I'd regret it a lot.

DarkAztek · 08-01-2007, 07:23 PM

I would drink warm water mixed with mustard. It makes you throw up almost immediately and then you're good to go.

08-01-2007, 06:17 PM	#1
Kick_Ass_Jill Genin Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 26 Posts: 106 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What would you do to fake that you were sick for school?? lol i was wondering what some of you do cuz my lil baby cousin was asking what are some good things to do(not that shes going to do any tho) haha...i used to mix up dog food and ordinary food and mix it and pour it in the toilet and some in my room to make my mom think i puked(haha did that in elementary school)

08-01-2007, 06:19 PM	#2
ino11 Missing-Nin Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: No idea.....-looks around- Posts: 556 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What would you do to fake that you were sick for school?? What I do his I stick my head to something burning hot as long as I can. Make myself pale (I can do that) and stick my finger down my throat so I can puke. Works everytime.

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