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Old 07-14-2006, 06:44 PM   #1
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Interview with a the akatsuki XD

well this is my first fanfic and i hope this is good

i will make interviews with each akatsuki member starting with kisame because he is the easyest

me: hello kisame its a pleasure to have you here

kisame:how the hell did i get here!?...eh its better then hangin out with itachi

me: ok then lets get started, kisame why do you look like a shark

kisame: why you got a problem with sharks!? ~pulls out samehada~

Me: uhhh no sharks are awesome i love sharks

kisame: oh because i would have congradulated you for being brave enough to say shaks are stupid

me: 0_o...um..ok.... so why do you look like a shark, are you a jinchuuriki?

kisame: NO GODDAMN IT!!! I WAS BORN LIKE THIS!!!

me: ok....um do you enjoy working with itachi

kisame: XD your joking right!?

me: uh no

kisame: ~wipes of tears of laughter~ ahhh your funny

me: uh thanks, have you talked with itachi

kisame: i would if he didnt have his head stuck his ass 24/7

me: alright then..what do you think about the other members?

kisame: well itachi's a brat
deidara is a wuss who like fire works
sasori plays with dolls
zetsu eats people...which is one hell of a conversaton piece
hidan like kills himself every day.
kakuzu and i play poker
the leader never shows his face

me: well at least your friends with kakuzu

kisame: nah hes a prik i hate all of them

me: what about tobi

kisame: i think hes retarded of something

me: do you think he should join

kisame:f rankly i dont give a flying ****

me: well what are the akatisuki true intentions

kisame: if i told you i would have to kill you

me: ok then..dont. could i see samehada?

kisame: ~snikers~ yeah sure

me: MOTHER ****!!!!!!!!!!!

kisame: ~on floor laugh his ass off~ zomg n00b lolz

me: man i should have seen that coming from the manga

kisame: wtf is manga?

me: uh here read

kisame: HOLY CRAP MY WHOLE LIFE IS A COMIC!!!!!

me: actually its the main character naruto's life

kisame: WHAT IM NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER...THATS MOTHER ****ING RETARDED!!

me: well at least you have a pretty soild fanbase

kisame: yea whatever im outa here

me: well thats all for now next time ill be interveiwing zetsu

kisame: make sure he already ate

me:...uh ok
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well was it good? please i want some feedback
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:00 PM   #2
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Re: Interview with a the akatsuki XD

It's in script. Read what I wrote about the other script-person's fic. 3.2/10
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:17 PM   #3
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Re: Interview with a the akatsuki XD

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It's in script. Read what I wrote about the other script-person's fic. 3.2/10

thanks but you could have at least told me what i could to, to make it better

it was supposed to be a comidy, and a fanfic interview i didnt really feel it need to be anything other then a script



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i will try to add more "depth" into this one

~zetsu phases through the wall~

me:hello zetsu how are you today?

zetsu: no thank you i already ate

me: but...i did not ask you that

zetsu:you didnt?...hmmm

tobi: zetsu-sama can i join the akatsuki yet?

zetsu-black*: NO TOBI SHUT UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!

tobi: yes zetsu-sama

me: <_< ok then can we start the interview

zetsu white*: what interview?

zetsu black: YOU KNOW *THAT* INTERVIEW

me:alright lets get thins thing moving befor people start complaining, zetsu what exactly IS the akatsuki?

zetsu:well..it is hard to explain but i will try to sum it up to you without damaging your pewny mind

me:...ok (asshole)

zetsu:we are a Organization based on causing chaos in anyway possible, like killing kages, stealing the bjuu from the stupid ninja that carry them, and stealing candy from tobi.

me:how is stealing candy from tobi causing chaos

zetsu black:YOUR TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND!!!

me:.....fine, did you know orochimaru?

zetsu white: he was pretty

me:ewwwww

zetsu:sorry, anyway orochimaru was defently a powerful member of the akatsuki and is almost as powerful as me

me:do you know why he left?

zetsu white: itachi stole his cookie

me:no really why did he leave the akatsuki?

zetsu: what you dont believe me?

me:....no...anyway what can you tell me about the latest bjju you captured, the "nibi"

zetsu: she was tasty, and her bjuu ave us another step closer to our goal

me: what the "goal"

(disclaimer: the following is what i believe please dont get upste about it)

zetsu:the goal is to capture all the bjuu and take thier chakra and inbed it whithin us to make us stronger then any ninja in the world, by doing so we still have the powers of the bjuu but do not have the bjuu demons within us

me:wow

zetsu black: DONT TELL ANYONE!!!!! OR I WILL EAT YOU AND SAVE THE LEFTOVERS FOR TOBI

me: ok i wont, where di you first meet tobi?

zetsu: i dont know he just keeps following me

me: is he a powerful ninja?

zetsu: tobi is a good boy

me: you didnt answer my question

zetsu:i know

me: .....ok what can you say about your fellow members?

zetsu: i dont know much about them, they usally stay away from me....far far away from me....no idea why

me: maybe its because you eat people

zetsu: stupid boy thats impossible!

me:not really its just messed up.......now then how would you discribe the rank system of the akatsuki?

zetsu:hmmm

leader

me

itachi

kakuzu

kisame

hidan

deidara (sp damn it!!)

tobi

me: is that true?

zetsu: no damn it

me:...., well will tobi ever join the akatsuki?

zetsu: he might....if i eat a member

me:....ok i think ill end this interview i will be interviewing hidan next time!

zetsu black: TOBI C'MON WE HAVE TO GO EAT SOME MORE

tobi:eating people tastes bad

me:just get the hell out of here

* zetsu black and white are his split peronalitys
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