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Old 08-02-2006, 04:19 PM   #16
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Re: Jesus is Asian

dammit where are you getting this.... jesus was an alien actually... he was left by a civilization from a neighbouring star system...he was left to restore peace to the planet... how do you explain the ufo pictures in the portraits... aliens have visited us from the very beginning... egyptians... how do you explain the perfect 4 90 degreed humongous pyramids that cant even be built today with all this technology... aliens helped them is what im saying and jesus is one type of those aliens... the ones that look somewhat like humans... but are very different.. they have many unknown powers.. like telepathy and such
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Jesus Wang........It all clear now
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:46 PM   #18
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u got that from family guy^^
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Old 08-02-2006, 10:57 PM   #19
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Re: Jesus is Asian

BABY G IS Asian..well so are russens so what?

i think jesus is black, but thats just me...and maybe alot more

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dammit where are you getting this.... jesus was an alien actually... he was left by a civilization from a neighbouring star system...he was left to restore peace to the planet... how do you explain the ufo pictures in the portraits... aliens have visited us from the very beginning... egyptians... how do you explain the perfect 4 90 degreed humongous pyramids that cant even be built today with all this technology... aliens helped them is what im saying and jesus is one type of those aliens... the ones that look somewhat like humans... but are very different.. they have many unknown powers.. like telepathy and such
its ok sujee you can take off your tin foil hat now they arent listening (im just kidding but couldnt help myself)
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Old 08-03-2006, 02:59 AM   #20
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you know that whole alien thing is really disrespectful.
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Old 08-03-2006, 03:35 AM   #21
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Re: Jesus is Asian

Actually, I remember a few years ago scientists tried to determine what Jesus REALLY looked like. They came out with a dark-skinned middle eastern man who was tall, slightly muscular, had short hair, and a short beard.
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Old 08-03-2006, 03:48 PM   #22
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you know that whole alien thing is really disrespectful.
how so...?
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Old 08-03-2006, 03:55 PM   #23
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how so...?
well think about it, <keeping in mind im agnostic>. Hes viewed as a holy man, a son of god. If you don't believe it fine but all your doing is insulting the thousands of people who believe he died for humanities sins. Theres also a reason why there arent any pyramids anymore 1. To hard to build today, not enough 'willing' man power. 2. They were built by the slaves of egypt and to say they were made by aliens is a kinda a insult to the people who died making them.
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Old 08-03-2006, 04:25 PM   #24
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who knows what he lookd like, no one will ever know until U DIE
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Re: Jesus is Asian

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so he is both black and asian so he is blasian
don't be a f'ing idiot, jesus was not black >_> at the very least he was tanned...look at all the people in isreal now...how many are black and how many are white...EXACTLY

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don't be a f'ing idiot, jesus was not black >_> at the very least he was tanned...look at all the people in isreal now...how many are black and how many are white...EXACTLY

i win.
I can't tell if you're trying to say if Jesus was a tanned white person. If you are, you deserve to be smacked upside the head with a cross. If not, ignore that last statement.
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Old 08-03-2006, 05:15 PM   #27
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Re: Jesus is Asian

hell yea hes asian. clearly asian is the superior race. and god is superior. DUH
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don't be a f'ing idiot, jesus was not black >_> at the very least he was tanned...look at all the people in isreal now...how many are black and how many are white...EXACTLY

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Phoenicians were also in africa but they werent black, not everyone in africa is black. Plus Jesus was Jewish, and there are two kinds of Jews Sephardi<c> darker skinned and Ashkenazi<c> lighter skinned.
I agree, just like I said in my post on page 1.
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ha ha ha wow i always was wondering what was the superior race, thats why most nasty diseases all start in asia. (because they are so much smarter)
Anyways does that mean Muhammad was asian also
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Re: Jesus is Asian

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well think about it, <keeping in mind im agnostic>. Hes viewed as a holy man, a son of god. If you don't believe it fine but all your doing is insulting the thousands of people who believe he died for humanities sins. Theres also a reason why there arent any pyramids anymore 1. To hard to build today, not enough 'willing' man power. 2. They were built by the slaves of egypt and to say they were made by aliens is a kinda a insult to the people who died making them.
search google....
how do you explain the lack of hyrogliphics, *spelling*, of the pyramids and the sphynx ever being built... i mean the egyptians painted every part of their life... something that big should have definetly been painted
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