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Old 08-24-2012, 06:13 AM   #1
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Signs That You are Too Drunk


You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You fall off the floor..

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and [Women or Men].

Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

Roseanne looks good.

Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

I'm as sober as a judge.

The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.
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Old 08-24-2012, 06:19 AM   #2
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

Signs that you've never been drunk:

Make this thread
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:47 AM   #3
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

Ummmmmm, yeaaaaah... don't make threads like this. 1st warning.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:41 PM   #4
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

signs that u r 2 drunk.... having sex with a lady and realizing that she's a dyke...
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:05 PM   #5
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

Signs that you're a witless shallow tool:

http://www.e-aa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1759
http://funehumor.com/fun_doc0/fun_0062.shtml
http://www.angelfire.com/az2/soberla...es/AAInfo.html
http://www.spiffy-entertainment.com/69.html
http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Joke...e-objects.html
http://a-recovery.ws/index.php?optio...=23&Itemid=130
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:15 PM   #6
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

lol how did u even find all that
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:26 PM   #7
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

Copy and paste + google.
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Old 08-25-2012, 01:00 AM   #8
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

Roseanne looks good. definitely. that's me right there.. and The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in.. but instead of a bar the local bodega with the other drunks in the hood

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Ummmmmm, yeaaaaah... don't make threads like this. 1st warning.
then what's the use of having this section if the other threads are not useful to write about stuff like this... ain't this section is about chit chat... i was about to start a thread but the way people act around here, it's like they have attitude problems... "y u started a thread for"... " u suppose to write in an existing thread that no one replied in months" i don't see no rules in this section about what type of thread that you're suppose to write in the chit chat section... if so then please add it cause i would like to make one if possible
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Old 08-25-2012, 07:04 PM   #9
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

It was more of a suggestion, dude. Goddamn. These stupid list things are targeted towards people that have low attention spans and are easily amused by the dumbest of things. They're the interweb equivalent of dangling your keys in front of a baby. Except they're dangling them in front of pathetic man-children and vapid soccer moms instead.
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

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These stupid list things are targeted towards people that have low attention spans and are easily amused by the dumbest of things.
then y post in the thread... did the keys dangling in ur face caught u too?
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Old 08-25-2012, 07:41 PM   #11
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

Coming into the thread to say "knock your shit off" =/= intrigue.
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

^This.

Pretty obvious that I didn't come into this thread because it seemed like an entertaining topic of discussion, seeing as I just pointed out how unoriginal and empty the void of substance of a topic it is. Well, it'd be pretty obvious if you weren't an idiot, I mean.
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

@vanity then warn me in a mannerly and a politely way... till then i don't consider it a warning...

@mib nothing on the net is entertaining, besides porn
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

@gringie stop being a vagina... also fuck you...
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Old 08-25-2012, 08:03 PM   #15
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Re: Signs That You are Too Drunk

lol.. damn mibs y curse... u better than that, i'd rather take ur insults better than that anytime
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