603 - Page 12

jekyl_hyde · 09-28-2012, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Vishnu

Edit: oh yeah, and you're involved in a gay triangle with Madara, Obito and Danzo. Wait...it's a fucking square right now.

Correction, it's the hobo orgy.

emachina · 09-29-2012, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by stubborn_d0nkey

I'm waiting for kyf's opinion before posting a statement

Beware, brain bleach might be required.

Vishnu · 09-29-2012, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by emachina

It's obvious, after reading this chapter the writer is clearly using Hashirama DNA on Sakura and Hinata to boost their chakra in order to make them suitable hosts for Shisui's offspring, who we all know is really Tobito, manga facts. That's why the writer has put Hinata and Sakura into the position of getting jizzed on by 500 different ninjas. He is hoping the combination if ying jizz and yang jizz will combine on their faces to create a suitable replacement Hashirama DNA after the wing dang doddle mixes with the jell-o pudding pop!

Let me show you a picture. Hold on, how you do you get the picture to show? Oh we'll, fuck it, there's a scene on page 15, third panel, if you, look closely there is DNA in bot Sakura and Hinata's eyes. From what we know irl women say that's painful, but as you can clearly see both females don't seem to mind. Which shows their bodies have accepted the Hashirama DNA.

Why do I bring this up? With the inclusion of Hashirama DNA Shisui will be able to have two children. One a descendent of the Hyuga clan with Hashirama DNA, and another with Sakura who we know is a descendent of the Uzumaki clan. Pink hair, pink is a lighter color of red, all people with any shade of red are Uzumaki's, I've proven this a million times. With these two children, a Hyuga with the sharingan and a Uzumaki with a sharingan, the ying, yang, wing dang doodle jello pudding pop with a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, Shisui, who is Tobito, will be able to completely control the Sage of the Six paths and conquer the world.

Dude wtf is this? Please don't go offtopic and relate to SD's fetish.

Oh yeah, and your post marked me for life.

emachina · 09-29-2012, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Vishnu

Dude wtf is this? Please don't go offtopic and relate to SD's fetish.

Oh yeah, and your post marked me for life.

I was trying to do a KYF impression of him over analyzing small details from a porn manga. Let me spoiler tag it with warnings. Should have done that from the start. Sorry if I scarred you for life.

just read chapter 604 on Tuesday, that should fix it.

kluang · 09-29-2012, 08:19 AM

Hyped to the heavens and portrayed as the only one able to stop Madara, he will probably return thx to Yamato

The Special One · 09-29-2012, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Emissary of Justice

Obito didn't use powers from Hashirama, Madara, or even Zetsu in that fight. It was all him. The only jutsu he performed were Tailed Beast Extraction, Kamui, and the Summoning Technique. He didn't own Minato either. Dude got his shit pushed in. Minato died that day because he wanted to, choosing to use the Death God so that Kushina could meet Naruto someday.

I would blame Kishi for this one. Initially, it was said that the masked man saw through everything Minato put forth and that it took someone with special abilities to be able to beat him. During the flash back, we saw otherwise; Minato was more concerned with maintaining the stability of the 5 great ninja villages, abiding by Jiriaya's prophecy, and perhaps obtaining his own satisfaction of having his son carrying the burden than stopping Tobi. Hell even the reasoning behind Minato coming to the idea that Tobi was Madara, was lacking, other than Tobi controlling the Fox (which can be done by any Uchiha if they've reached a certain dojutsu capability). I could see if Madara was recorded to have had space time techniques, but that just doesn't seem to be the case.

How that whole scenario played out coupled with what we were told in the beginning probably contributed to one of the biggest "whys" of part 2.

jekyl_hyde · 09-29-2012, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Special One

How that whole scenario played out coupled with what we were told in the beginning probably contributed to one of the biggest "whys" of part 2.

The Special One is being very, very nice here.

kael03 · 09-29-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by kluang

Hyped to the heavens and portrayed as the only one able to stop Madara, he will probably return thx to Yamato

That makes it official. Naruto can't be Senju. We saw in the first chapters him having diarrhea.

ckraizitee · 09-29-2012, 04:03 PM

Ok, this is ridiculous, how on earth did hashirama die if a fraction of him which he did not notice was stolen could create unlimited numbers of life forms, give life support, create self sustaining energy so that you don't have to eat, sustain several sharingans etc.

What and earth is hashirama, and did he use to eat?

Reesaroni · 09-29-2012, 06:20 PM

He couldn't poo man needs a good shit to survive

Emissary of Justice · 10-01-2012, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NeoKakarott023

Additionally that initial statement is a farce, take a look at Obito without an arm, half his bod gone, and he lives BECAUSE OF ZETSU WHOM IS 100 PERCENT HARASHIRMA. Its now known that Zetsu is like a Gundam Suit, so the only thing not for certain is Obito used something from Madara. He dosen't eat anymore, THATS HARASHIRMA, his existance depends on it.

Irrelevant to the point. It restored his body to full, but wasn't shown doing anything he couldn't have done otherwise if his body hadn't been crushed that day. If you're gonna go all caps on the name, at least spell it right. HASHIRAMA.

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Originally Posted by The Special One

Hell even the reasoning behind Minato coming to the idea that Tobi was Madara, was lacking, other than Tobi controlling the Fox (which can be done by any Uchiha if they've reached a certain dojutsu capability). I could see if Madara was recorded to have had space time techniques, but that just doesn't seem to be the case.

I always figured Minato couldn't fathom how anyone could be capable of achieving such feats and wanting to do such things without being Madara.

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Originally Posted by The Special One

How that whole scenario played out coupled with what we were told in the beginning probably contributed to one of the biggest "whys" of part 2.

Naruto had just punched him in the face. Had he told him the truth? There'd have been a lot more hitting.

09-29-2012, 08:19 AM	#170
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09-29-2012, 04:03 PM	#174
ckraizitee Genin Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 251 Thanks: 1,173 Thanked 63 Times in 51 Posts	Re: 603 Ok, this is ridiculous, how on earth did hashirama die if a fraction of him which he did not notice was stolen could create unlimited numbers of life forms, give life support, create self sustaining energy so that you don't have to eat, sustain several sharingans etc. What and earth is hashirama, and did he use to eat?

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