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Old 01-06-2013, 07:25 PM   #1
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Cat caught sneaking saw, phone into Brazil prison
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RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - A cat carrying a saw and a mobile phone was "detained" as it entered a prison gate in northeast Brazil, Brazilian media reported on Saturday.

Prison guards were surprised when they saw a white cat crossing the main gate of the prison, its body wrapped with tape. A closer look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger.

All 263 detainees in the prison of Arapiraca, a city of 215,000 people in the state of Alagoas, are considered suspect in the plot, which is being investigated by local police.

"It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak," a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado de S.Paulo.

The cat was taken to an animal disease center to receive medical care.

The incident took place on New Year's day but was first reported by national media on Saturday.
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"It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak," a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado de S.Paulo.
Cuz cats dont snitch
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Old 01-06-2013, 09:04 PM   #2
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Re: Cat caught sneaking saw, phone into Brazil prison

If this is how they treat criminal cats... don't want to be arrested in Brazil.
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Re: Cat caught sneaking saw, phone into Brazil prison
Poor kitty. This story makes me sad cause that cat was probably in a lot of pain before, after, and during this idiots "brilliant" escape plan. On the other hand I can't help but laugh. Ma Beagle from Ducktales hid her escape tools better than this asshole's friends on the outside. Who thought no one would notice?
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:00 PM   #4
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"It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak," a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado de S.Paulo.
No, but they could have just left the cat alone and watched who it walked over too. Case...Closed.


Also bravo to whoever trained this cat to smuggle for them. Do you guys know how impossibly hard it is to train one of those furry bastards? Just ask Roy Horn.





































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Re: Cat caught sneaking saw, phone into Brazil prison
Definitely would have used a black cat.
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Re: Cat caught sneaking saw, phone into Brazil prison
My thoughts exactly. Black cat and black hockey tape or something, make it significantly less conspicuous.


And kluang, I'd have gone with "Cuz the cat's no rat."
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